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~~ [[User:Jasonjason/dgw|<span style="font-size:110%">dgw</span>]] ~~ [[User:Jasonjason/jasonjason|<span style="font-size:110%">jasonjason</span>]] ~~ [[User:Jasonjason/haiku|<span style="font-size:110%">haiku</span>]] ~~ [[User_talk:Jasonjason|<span style="font-size:110%">talk</span>]] ~~
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date=2007-01-27|
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dgw was the first character I created when I came to Urban Dead.  I was born and raised as a zombie, although nowadays I spend much of my time alive.  I'm a death cultist.  I'll eat your brains when I'm dead, and will shoot you while alive.  When I look in the mirror, I see a zombie, even if you see me as a survivor.  The needle refreshes my memories of how to do certain things, like freerun through buildings and use guns, but I've spent so much time dead that the craving for brains never seems to go away.
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dgw is the first character I created when I came to Urban Dead.  I was born and raised as a zombie, although nowadays I actually breathe sometimes.  I'm a death cultist.  I'll eat your brains when I'm dead, and will shoot you while alive.  I think it's funny how eager people are to kill me when I'm alive, as if they think that's going to stop me from being deadly.  They waste their ammo killing me, then I either keep on killing people as a zombie, or I get a revive from some other dumb harman.


People revived me a lot when I was a babah zambah.  I didn't like it that they thought they could tame me by jabbing at me with needles.  People suggested that I should get rot, but I didn't like the idea of permanently limiting my options.  A few months ago, I started logging in nearly every day to find myself alive.  I was getting randomly revived by survivors, and I was pissed off until I finally looked at my inventory.  My previous searches for a flak jacket, long since forgotten, had filled my inventory will guns and ammo.  No FAKs, no needles, no toolboxes or generators or any of that survivor crap, just loaded guns and a fuckton of ammo.   
People revived me a lot when I was a babah zambah.  I didn't like it that they thought they could tame me by jabbing at me with needles.  People suggested that I should get rot, but I didn't want to.  About a year ago, I started logging in nearly every day to find myself alive.  I was getting randomly revived by survivors, and I was annoyed until I finally looked at my inventory.  My previous searches for a flak jacket, long since forgotten, had filled my inventory will guns and ammo.  No FAKs, no needles, no toolboxes or generators or any of that survivor crap, just loaded guns and a fuckton of ammo.  I don't remember who I killed that day.  I enjoyed killing those fools, and just didn't want to stop.  I decided not long after that fateful day that I would join the [[Gore Corps]], and I've been having fun with them every since.


I don't remember who I killed that day.  I enjoyed killing those fools, and just didn't want to stop.  I decided not long after that fateful day that I would join the [[Gore Corps]], and I've been having fun with them every since.


If you want more info on what it means to be a [[death cultist]], don't go look at the wiki page by that title.  It's possible that page is accurate for other people in other groups, but it's not for me.  I PK, GK, smash barricades, graffiti, eat your brains, yell stuff about bananaz, and otherwise scare the living daylights out of survivors.  I don't care about getting XP.  I'm maxed out, and I'm not afraid to shoot, stab, claw, or bite you. I don't generally want other zombies in my horde to eat me, because it's a waste of everybody's AP.  I actually do care if I'm alive or dead at any given time, because I prefer to be in whichever state is best for the situation.  In short, I think the wiki page about death cultists is bizarre.  I guess I could change it, but maybe it's best for survivors to not know much about how death cultists operate. Or maybe I'm just strange.  I really only know what it's like from my own perspective.
I happy whether I'm alive or dead. Most survivors walk to the revive queue as soon as they die, and most zombies want to return to being dead as soon as they're revived.  I'm not constrained by my state, and I just keep playing. I don't mrh?, I don't look for a window to jump from, I just keep on killing and smashing things.  I love being revived, and I love being killed. I'm effective at killing in both states.  I want to see you waste your ammo and needles to change my state.
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Latest revision as of 18:37, 19 July 2009

TheSun.jpg
dgw
Joined: 2007-01-27
Character style: Death Cultist
Mood: Murderous
Current status: Taunting harmanz
Group: Ridleybank Resistance Front
Strike Team: Gore Corps
Gore Corps Template.jpg Gore Corps
dgw is a delicious member of the RRF Gore Corps.
ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be Dead
dgw is a zombie and proud of it.
Cemetery stones 2.jpg PK Count
dgw has PKed more than 240 people.
Pkdaythumb.jpg Death Count
dgw has died 246 times.

dgw was the first character I created when I came to Urban Dead. I was born and raised as a zombie, although nowadays I spend much of my time alive. I'm a death cultist. I'll eat your brains when I'm dead, and will shoot you while alive. When I look in the mirror, I see a zombie, even if you see me as a survivor. The needle refreshes my memories of how to do certain things, like freerun through buildings and use guns, but I've spent so much time dead that the craving for brains never seems to go away.


People revived me a lot when I was a babah zambah. I didn't like it that they thought they could tame me by jabbing at me with needles. People suggested that I should get rot, but I didn't want to. About a year ago, I started logging in nearly every day to find myself alive. I was getting randomly revived by survivors, and I was annoyed until I finally looked at my inventory. My previous searches for a flak jacket, long since forgotten, had filled my inventory will guns and ammo. No FAKs, no needles, no toolboxes or generators or any of that survivor crap, just loaded guns and a fuckton of ammo. I don't remember who I killed that day. I enjoyed killing those fools, and just didn't want to stop. I decided not long after that fateful day that I would join the Gore Corps, and I've been having fun with them every since.


I happy whether I'm alive or dead. Most survivors walk to the revive queue as soon as they die, and most zombies want to return to being dead as soon as they're revived. I'm not constrained by my state, and I just keep playing. I don't mrh?, I don't look for a window to jump from, I just keep on killing and smashing things. I love being revived, and I love being killed. I'm effective at killing in both states. I want to see you waste your ammo and needles to change my state.

Dawn ut dead.jpg zOMG Headshot
dgw likes being killed,
and will ?rise for more.
10ksociety.gif 10k Society
dgw is a silly member
of the 10k Society.
Passedout.png GKer
dgw is trying to sleep;
please turn the lights off.
Brainpic.png No brain rot?
dgw has brain rot in real life,
so ze doesn't need to buy the skill.
Zombiejz9.JPG Honor Among Zombies
dgw rejects HAT policy
and will kill all breathers with glee.
ZombieHand.gif Zambahz arrh mah hranz!
dgw has never killed a zombie.
Banana.gif B-A-N-A-N-A-Z!
dgw knows exactly
what to do with a banana.
Skull1 small.gif Death Cultist
If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Bloodyknife.jpg PKer
dgw is a PKer and is probably off
killing some poor defenseless survivor.
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