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==The Sumption Museum== | ==The Sumption Museum== | ||
===Description=== | ===Description=== | ||
Humans and zombies alike will see the following (permanent) description when standing outside the building: | |||
''"You are standing outside the Sumption Museum, a small white-stone building."'' | |||
Such a description is always followed by a report of the building's condition (e.g. the level of its barricades), but since that report is never permanent and always subject to change, it is redundant to include it here as well. | |||
===History=== | ===History=== | ||
'The Assumption Museum', as it was originally known, was built on a site that was cleared by the [[Great Fire of 1912]]. Largely funded by the Catholic Church, The Assumption Museum would be a testament to the [[wikipedia:Assumption of Mary|Assumption of Mary]] | 'The Assumption Museum', as it was originally known, was built on a site that was cleared by the [[Great Fire of 1912]]. Largely funded by the Catholic Church, The Assumption Museum would be a testament to the [[wikipedia:Assumption of Mary|Assumption of Mary]], amongst assorted other important catholic theological concepts. | ||
Unfortunately the extensive rioting in nearby [[Heytown]] in relation to the [[The Longman Monument]] had flow on effects in Paynterton and the Museum was forced to close. Years of neglect eventually resulted in [[2 Cool|youthful hooligans]] stealing the As part of the museum's signs, so it simply read 'The Sumption Musuem', exactly why this was done nobody knows. | Unfortunately, the extensive rioting in nearby [[Heytown]] in relation to the [[The Longman Monument]] had flow on effects in Paynterton, and the Museum was forced to close. Years of neglect eventually resulted in [[2 Cool|youthful hooligans]] stealing the "As" part of the museum's signs, so it simply read 'The Sumption Musuem', exactly why this was done nobody knows. | ||
Years later, when Paynterton was gentrified the museum was reopened under its existing name (which locals had become attached to) as a conceptual sculpture museum, whatever the fuck that shit is. | Years later, when Paynterton was gentrified the museum was reopened under its existing name (which locals had become attached to) as a conceptual sculpture museum, whatever the fuck that shit is. | ||
===Barricade Policy=== | ===Barricade Policy=== | ||
Extremely Heavily Barricaded per [[Paynterton Barricade Plan]]. | |||
===Current Status=== | ===Current Status=== | ||
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The Sumption Museum is, as of Decmeber 28, 2007, very strongly barricaded and unoccupied. | The Sumption Museum is, as of Decmeber 28, 2007, very strongly barricaded and unoccupied. <small>—The preceding [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment was added by [[User:Noah Kling|Noah Kling]] ([[User talk:Noah Kling|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Noah Kling|contribs]]) at an <span class="stealthexternallink">[{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=history}} unknown time]</span>.</small> | ||
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[[Category:Great Fire]] | [[Category:Great Fire of 1912]] |
Latest revision as of 01:53, 9 October 2024
The Sumption Museum |
The Sumption Museum
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Basic Info:
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The Sumption Museum
Description
Humans and zombies alike will see the following (permanent) description when standing outside the building:
"You are standing outside the Sumption Museum, a small white-stone building."
Such a description is always followed by a report of the building's condition (e.g. the level of its barricades), but since that report is never permanent and always subject to change, it is redundant to include it here as well.
History
'The Assumption Museum', as it was originally known, was built on a site that was cleared by the Great Fire of 1912. Largely funded by the Catholic Church, The Assumption Museum would be a testament to the Assumption of Mary, amongst assorted other important catholic theological concepts.
Unfortunately, the extensive rioting in nearby Heytown in relation to the The Longman Monument had flow on effects in Paynterton, and the Museum was forced to close. Years of neglect eventually resulted in youthful hooligans stealing the "As" part of the museum's signs, so it simply read 'The Sumption Musuem', exactly why this was done nobody knows.
Years later, when Paynterton was gentrified the museum was reopened under its existing name (which locals had become attached to) as a conceptual sculpture museum, whatever the fuck that shit is.
Barricade Policy
Extremely Heavily Barricaded per Paynterton Barricade Plan.
Current Status
The Sumption Museum is, as of Decmeber 28, 2007, very strongly barricaded and unoccupied. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Noah Kling (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.