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| [[Image:JorgeCerveraJr.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Actor Jorge Cervera, Jr. plays Sr. Cojones socializing at a very merry soirée in Tijuana, right before departing to his fateful vacation in Malton. Yes, he really carries that much ammunition with him. Airport security gave him hell on that occasion.]] | | [[Image:JorgeCerveraJr.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Sr. Cojones socialises at a very merry soirée in Tijuana, right before departing to his fateful vacation in Malton. Yes, he really carries that much ammunition with him. Airport security gave him hell on that occasion.]] |
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| Hola vato. I'm José Cojones. I came here to see the architecture and the pretty señoritas. | | Hola vato. I'm José Cojones. I came here to see the architecture and the pretty señoritas. |
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| |'''Class:''' | | |'''Class:''' |
| |Civilian, Consumer | | |Civilian, Consumer |
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| |'''Gender:'''
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| |Male
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| |'''Status:''' | | |'''Status:''' |
| |Alive. ¡Gracias vato! | | |Alive. OMGaTech, you are the man. |
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| |'''Location:''' | | |'''Location:''' |
| |[[South Blythville]] or thereabouts | | |[[Havercroft]], thereabouts. |
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| |'''Kills:'''
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| |10 zombies
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| |'''Deaths:'''
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| |2
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| ==January 2009== | | ==Badges and rubbish== |
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| ===Sunday, the 18th===
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| José is dead. The pendejo walked over to [[the Pippard Building]], shot one zed, and barely returned to [[the Preston Building]], with 1 AP left, just in time for the MOB strike.
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| At least he did go down shooting.
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| ===Saturday, the 17th===
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| Sit down, amigo, drink with me. No we're not friends I know, but who gives a fucking carajo? This whole town is a hell hole and I don't want to drink alone. Come on sit down, let's talk while we wait for more zombies.
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| Hahaha strong stuff eh? Good shit. Next chug goes down easier.
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| Let me tell you, I'm very cansado, amigo, mucho worn out. I been shooting zombies every day, not sleeping, just looting this mall for ammo and medicine. Oh sure I had my fun, plenty excitement. I remember the first time a zombie walked up to me... ¡ay hijo de la chingada! So ugly I nearly shit my pants! But next one, that one took a bullet... en la cabezota, amigo: ¡pum! Balazo in the head! Hahaha right here, you see? But it didn't die. No. Stood up. So it took another, and another. I emptied my guns on the fucker and he keeps biting, I had to run like a desgraciado.
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| But I'm rambling again. Pass me the bottle, amigo.
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| So look, I don't even remember how I ended up here, Blythville Sur. I think I died at some point, it was a nightmare... but who cares now. I couldn't have come here at a worst time! Hahaha see I don't have two days in the suburb, word on the street is MoB coming to trash the pueblo! Pinnnches zombies culeros. So I walk to these two güeyes who seem to know what they're doing, and said what now, do we hide here, do we run? One just got there from Bly Norte, says doesn't matter, the zeds will tear down everything. But the other, that one was tired of running. He said "I'm staying here." Then other said "me too, we can put up a good fight."
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| I went "¡a güevo!" It was music to my ears, estoy hasta la madre of running too. You are no kind of man if you let anyone chase you, amigo, you are the one who chase. ¡Hay que ser hombre, no payaso!
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| And so, here we are. Look at me, I don't have more guns and ammo on me because I can't carry more. And I know we can't win this fight... but I'm going down shooting, cabrón, not running. And look! We've been holding the MoB back! So far I kicked seven MOB asses here, and will get me more mañana. Hahaha!
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| Bueno amigo, gracias for the talk. Let's get some sleep while we can. Wake me up when they arrive.
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| Suerte, vato.
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| ===Wednesday, the 7th===
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| First zed killed, after only injuring I don't know how many. Ha!
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| ==Miscellaneous Junk==
| | {{Manhunt2|José}} |
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| {{Mexican}} | | {{Mexican}} |
