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==Character==
==Character==


[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=554355 Profile.]
[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=554355 Profile]


The strains of Credence Clearwater Revival seem to follow this man, wherever he goes...or at least, that's what he imagines.
Flatliner seemed to be enjoying the Malton outbreak far too much to have been a normal, pre-zombie-apocalypse member of society. From the tips of his tan leather brothel-creepers, to the old 'Nam combat jacket, Flatliner was every inch the zombicidal, drunken, depraved, crazy bastard he proclaimed to be. Pre-outbreak, he was a professional Muesli Inspector; a mind-numbing job which may have contributed to the degradation of his sanity to the low it's at currently.


Flatliner seems to be enjoying this zombie apocalypse far too much to be a remotely normal member of pre-outbreak society. Then again, this comes as no surprise; this Brit was, for want of a better term, an absoloute space-case. Spending 75% of his time intoxicated on various "substances", Flatliner can occasionally be found holding intimate conversations with the nearest wall, or kicking a zombie to death in the street, screaming and raving about how the offending zed had murdered Smokey the Bear. But, for the large part, this man ''seems'' to be coherent, if not a little (or a lottle) strange.
He '''never''' removes his aviators. Zombies and humans alike daren't make fun of this, mind you. He tended to punish disrespect by tearing his victim's head off, then beating them to death with it. (Er...figure that one out on your own...)


21 years of age, the (ex)-Muesli Inspector had jumped at the chance to experience an actual zombie apocalypse; the rise of the voracious, rotting hordes, had freed him from his monotonous day-to-day existence.
Usually seen spouting colourful (and bizarre) one-liners that were rarely heard outside of grindhouse flicks, Flatliner was evidently determined to plough his way through the Malton Incident in a cascade of illegal highs, general depravity, and white hot lead.
Armed with nothing more than an expensive-looking revolver of some description (which he had looted from a dead trenchcoater), a plentiful supply of ammunition, and a distinct absence of fear, the intrepid Brit embarked upon his pilgrimage into Malton's undeaded infested depths.


Current mission: This may sound either suicidal, optimistic, or both, but I plan on aiding in the reclaimation of South Blythville. OORAH!
'''Current objective: Aid survivors wherever possible in the South Blythville suburb.'''
'''Secondary objective: Party.'''


'''Disclaimer''': Please, please, don't waste both my time and your own, giving me any kind of lecture about pro/anti PK ethics. Same principle applies to GK/RK. I honestly (outside of roleplaying, of course) don't give a damn.
'''[Objective status: Groovy.]'''
Occasionally, I'll have a fit of vigilante-ism and begin hunting wanted players or groups. This isn't me being self-righteous, or trying to "police" Malton. It's merely for the fun of the challenge it presents, nothing more.
 
Armament: .357 Colt Python (6 inch barrel model), Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife, "Lupara" style sawed off shotgun.
Other equipment: Gordon Freeman's crowbar, a plethora of mindbending "substances", hipflask, a "helm" made from a cardboard beer crate.
 
==Contact==
 
{{contact|
UDprofile=[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=554355 Flatliner]|
WikiProfile=[[User:Flatliner|Flatliner]]|
Group=[[PEZ United]]|
AIM=n/a|
MSN=call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk|
e-mail=call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk|
Home=Watford, UK|
}}


==Other things==
==Other things==


{{Channel4NewsTeam}}
{{Secret Agent}}
{{Survivor}}
{{Kane lives}}
{{Good grooming}}
{{Drunkard}}
{{Violence}}

Latest revision as of 20:37, 2 March 2017

Character

Profile

Flatliner seemed to be enjoying the Malton outbreak far too much to have been a normal, pre-zombie-apocalypse member of society. From the tips of his tan leather brothel-creepers, to the old 'Nam combat jacket, Flatliner was every inch the zombicidal, drunken, depraved, crazy bastard he proclaimed to be. Pre-outbreak, he was a professional Muesli Inspector; a mind-numbing job which may have contributed to the degradation of his sanity to the low it's at currently.

He never removes his aviators. Zombies and humans alike daren't make fun of this, mind you. He tended to punish disrespect by tearing his victim's head off, then beating them to death with it. (Er...figure that one out on your own...)

Usually seen spouting colourful (and bizarre) one-liners that were rarely heard outside of grindhouse flicks, Flatliner was evidently determined to plough his way through the Malton Incident in a cascade of illegal highs, general depravity, and white hot lead.

Current objective: Aid survivors wherever possible in the South Blythville suburb. Secondary objective: Party.

[Objective status: Groovy.]

Armament: .357 Colt Python (6 inch barrel model), Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife, "Lupara" style sawed off shotgun. Other equipment: Gordon Freeman's crowbar, a plethora of mindbending "substances", hipflask, a "helm" made from a cardboard beer crate.

Contact

UDprofile: Flatliner WikiProfile: Flatliner Group: PEZ United
AIM: n/a MSN: call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk e-mail: call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk
Home: Watford, UK contact database.

Other things

JohnnyEnglish.jpg Secret Agent
This user knows no fear, knows no danger, knows nothing
Kane1.JPG Kane LIVES!
This user believes you can't kill the Messiah
Good grooming.jpg Good Grooming
This user or group practices good grooming habits, and recommends that other Malton survivors do too.
Beer.jpg Drunkard
This User drinks entirely too much and should probably quit before they die.


Redskull.jpg Violence is quicker
Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.
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