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<br>So we've killed you, or you've killed us, or... something... and you want to know more about who we are, what we're doing, and why? Well you've come to the right place. Firstly, who we are is covered below; each member is represented here in pictures and words. No links to profiles though, sorry to disappoint... we're PKers, not ass-hats. | <br>So we've killed you, or you've killed us, or... something... and you want to know more about who we are, what we're doing, and why? Well you've come to the right place. Firstly, who we are is covered below; each member is represented here in pictures and words. No links to profiles though, sorry to disappoint... we're PKers, not ass-hats. | ||
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The group started one bored night in October. Having had enough of playing by the rules and it not achieving anything, | The group started one bored night in October. Having had enough of playing by the rules and it not achieving anything, Unhappydisgustingwow and CyanEyed discussed the possibility of going rogue. Many lulz ensued as ethos and names were thrown about until finally UDW suggested 'Columbine Kids', largely because it guaranteed to piss off douchebags and dipshits. Well, more than killing them was already going to anyway. They got a little carried away and spent a few days creating the forum and writing what were to become these pages on the wiki. Oh, and getting their first taste of blood. Madwench was quick to join in, having worked with Unhappydisgustingwow and CyanEyed on different UD projects. They remained a trio for quite some time, before beginning to recruit others. In addition to the recruits, several people stumbled upon them in-game and 'got' the satire, and (a little unexpectedly, they thought!) wanted to be a part of it. | ||
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The group has grown from there, making a mark on PKer groups, Brainstock, and players across the board. The specific members are detailed below. If you want a piece of the action, see our [[Columbine_Kids/Recruitment|<span style="color: #800517">'''Recruitment Page'''</span>]]. | The group has grown from there, making a mark on PKer groups, Brainstock, and players across the board. The specific members are detailed below. If you want a piece of the action, see our [[Columbine_Kids/Recruitment|<span style="color: #800517">'''Recruitment Page'''</span>]]. | ||
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Unhappydisgustingwow</span>'''</span> | | <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Unhappydisgustingwow</span>'''</span> | ||
Unhappydisgustingwow isn't interested in telling you about his childhood. All he wants to tell you about is what he does and does not: He '''does''' kill, he '''does''' fuck, he '''does''' make obscene jokes. He '''does not''' give a fuck what you think. | |||
[[Image:DK1.JPG|left]] | [[Image:DK1.JPG|left]]What's next for this reprehensible killer? Well, he'll probably kill some more people and fuck some more children/corpses. That's the way he rolls, haters! | ||
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Jesus FN Christ</span>'''</span> | | <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Jesus FN Christ</span>'''</span> | ||
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<p align="right">'''Deuteronomy 19:11'''</p> | <p align="right">'''Deuteronomy 19:11'''</p> | ||
''But if any man hate his neighbour,'' | ''But if any man hate his neighbour,'' | ||
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">MadWench</span>'''</span> | | <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">MadWench</span>'''</span> | ||
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Silvertone</span>'''</span> | |||
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A legend of country, rockabilly and surf rock, Silvertone was born as Chris Isaak in 1956, which meant that attending Columbine High School in 1999 was not as fun as it should have been. Sick of being bullied for his age, he has set down his guitar and taken up a shotgun, nicknaming himself Silvertone after his backing band, and has chosen to wreak revenge on those assholes who taunted him and didn't take him to the prom. No, he had to ''perform'' at it instead. You know how many cheerleaders want to sleep with the old man playing "Wicked Game" at the prom? Less than there should be, that's for sure. Marilyn Manson didn't make him do it, by the way, but he definately gave him the thumbs-up. | |||
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">ChaosEnforcer</span>'''</span> | | <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">ChaosEnforcer</span>'''</span> | ||
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<br><br>Blessed are the victorious, for victory is the basis of right. | <br><br>Blessed are the victorious, for victory is the basis of right. | ||
<br><br>Cursed are the vanquished, for they shall be vassals forever! | <br><br>Cursed are the vanquished, for they shall be vassals forever! | ||
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Gore Corper</span>'''</span> | | <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Gore Corper</span>'''</span> | ||
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">ShackYosemite</span>'''</span> | | <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">ShackYosemite</span>'''</span> | ||
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Gert Rude</span>'''</span> | | <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Gert Rude</span>'''</span> | ||
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Jud Grigori</span>'''</span> | | <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Jud Grigori</span>'''</span> | ||
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">The Night On Fire</span>'''</span> | | <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">The Night On Fire</span>'''</span> | ||
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Try to set the night on fire.<br> | Try to set the night on fire.<br> | ||
Try to set the night on fire. | Try to set the night on fire. | ||
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">trifle195</span>'''</span> | | <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">trifle195</span>'''</span> | ||
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They're coming to take me away ha ha hee hee to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time...*KZZZT*...all the time *KZZZT*...all the time *KZZZT*...all the time... | They're coming to take me away ha ha hee hee to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time...*KZZZT*...all the time *KZZZT*...all the time *KZZZT*...all the time... | ||
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">PsychoKinesis</span>'''</span> | | <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">PsychoKinesis</span>'''</span> | ||
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Sarcophilus harrisii</span>'''</span> | | <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Sarcophilus harrisii</span>'''</span> | ||
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Tasmanian Devils can take prey up to the size of an adult rhinoceros, but in practice they are opportunistic, and eat tasty humans more often than they hunt other live prey. Although the devil favours DEM, TZH, The Saints and The Fortress, it will eat all Malton native mammals. Their diet is largely varied and depends on the food available. Devils eliminate all traces of a carcass, devouring the bones and fur in addition to the meat and internal organs. | |||
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Ruslan Aleksey</span>'''</span> | | <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Ruslan Aleksey</span>'''</span> | ||
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">TheStinkyCheeseMan</span>'''</span> | | <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">TheStinkyCheeseMan</span>'''</span> | ||
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Richt0r</span>'''</span> | | <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Richt0r</span>'''</span> | ||
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Your Own Guilt</span>'''</span> | | <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Your Own Guilt</span>'''</span> | ||
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Guilt is a very powerful and healthy emotion that keeps us honest with ourselves. It is our safeguard for inappropriate behavior. It is very difficult to do the wrong thing when we feel guilty. | Guilt is a very powerful and healthy emotion that keeps us honest with ourselves. It is our safeguard for inappropriate behavior. It is very difficult to do the wrong thing when we feel guilty. | ||
So no matter how corrupt your moral sense, how contorted your view of the world, how vapid and inarticulate your ideas, how talentless you, or how exaggerated your grievance, everyone has some guilt. and it will be the death of you. | |||
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