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<p align="right">'''Deuteronomy 19:11'''</p>
<p align="right">'''Deuteronomy 19:11'''</p>


''But if any man hate his neighbour,''
''But if any man hate his neighbour,''
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Rex1986</span>'''</span>
| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Silvertone</span>'''</span>


Driven mad by the outbreak while helping surviors in Havercroft, he left his good ways behind and his group behind as he went searching for 'something more'.
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A legend of country, rockabilly and surf rock, Silvertone was born as Chris Isaak in 1956, which meant that attending Columbine High School in 1999 was not as fun as it should have been. Sick of being bullied for his age, he has set down his guitar and taken up a shotgun, nicknaming himself Silvertone after his backing band, and has chosen to wreak revenge on those assholes who taunted him and didn't take him to the prom. No, he had to ''perform'' at it instead. You know how many cheerleaders want to sleep with the old man playing "Wicked Game" at the prom? Less than there should be, that's for sure. Marilyn Manson didn't make him do it, by the way, but he definately gave him the thumbs-up.
<br>What he found was the Columbine Kids.  
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Whilst looking for his first victim he stumbled across some graffiti on the wall made by Madwench, linking to their wiki page. He spent days reading up on them, (he's a slow reader) and was instantly hooked, and to this day can be found marching alongside them, filling his thirst for murder.  
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Motto: I Come, I See, I Kill!!


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<br><br>Blessed are the victorious, for victory is the basis of right.
<br><br>Blessed are the victorious, for victory is the basis of right.
<br><br>Cursed are the vanquished, for they shall be vassals forever!
<br><br>Cursed are the vanquished, for they shall be vassals forever!
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Try to set the night on fire.<br>
Try to set the night on fire.<br>
Try to set the night on fire.
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They're coming to take me away ha ha hee hee to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time...*KZZZT*...all the time *KZZZT*...all the time *KZZZT*...all the time...
They're coming to take me away ha ha hee hee to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time...*KZZZT*...all the time *KZZZT*...all the time *KZZZT*...all the time...
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Tasmanian Devils can take prey up to the size of an adult rhinoceros, but in practice they are opportunistic, and eat tasty humans more often than they hunt other live prey. Although the devil favours DEM, TZH, The Saints and The Fortress, it will eat all Malton native mammals. Their diet is largely varied and depends on the food available. Devils eliminate all traces of a carcass, devouring the bones and fur in addition to the meat and internal organs.
Tasmanian Devils can take prey up to the size of an adult rhinoceros, but in practice they are opportunistic, and eat tasty humans more often than they hunt other live prey. Although the devil favours DEM, TZH, The Saints and The Fortress, it will eat all Malton native mammals. Their diet is largely varied and depends on the food available. Devils eliminate all traces of a carcass, devouring the bones and fur in addition to the meat and internal organs.
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Edward Katanahands</span>'''</span>
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I am a low scoundrel with sharp knives.
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My kills will be blatant, dishonorable, and without shame.<br>
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Yes, everyone dies.
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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Your Own Guilt</span>'''</span>
| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Your Own Guilt</span>'''</span>


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Guilt is a very powerful and healthy emotion that keeps us honest with ourselves. It is our safeguard for inappropriate behavior. It is very difficult to do the wrong thing when we feel guilty.  
Guilt is a very powerful and healthy emotion that keeps us honest with ourselves. It is our safeguard for inappropriate behavior. It is very difficult to do the wrong thing when we feel guilty.  
So no matter how corrupt your moral sense, how contorted your view of the world, how vapid and inarticulate your ideas, how talentless you, or how exaggerated your grievance, everyone has some guilt. and it will be the death of you.
So no matter how corrupt your moral sense, how contorted your view of the world, how vapid and inarticulate your ideas, how talentless you, or how exaggerated your grievance, everyone has some guilt. and it will be the death of you.


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| <span style="font-variant:small-caps">'''<span style="color: #800517">Silvertone</span>'''</span>
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A legend of country, rockabilly and surf rock, Silvertone was born as Chris Isaak in 1956, which meant that attending Columbine High School in 1999 was not as fun as it should have been. Sick of being bullied for his age, he has set down his guitar and taken up a shotgun, nicknaming himself Silvertone after his backing band, and has chosen to wreak revenge on those assholes who taunted him and didn't take him to the prom. No, he had to ''perform'' at it instead. You know how many cheerleaders want to sleep with the old man playing "Wicked Game" at the prom? Less than there should be, that's for sure. Marilyn Manson didn't make him do it, by the way, but he definately gave him the thumbs-up.


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Latest revision as of 05:56, 15 September 2018

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Home Members Kill On Sight Recruitment
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Who We Are


So we've killed you, or you've killed us, or... something... and you want to know more about who we are, what we're doing, and why? Well you've come to the right place. Firstly, who we are is covered below; each member is represented here in pictures and words. No links to profiles though, sorry to disappoint... we're PKers, not ass-hats.

The group started one bored night in October. Having had enough of playing by the rules and it not achieving anything, Unhappydisgustingwow and CyanEyed discussed the possibility of going rogue. Many lulz ensued as ethos and names were thrown about until finally UDW suggested 'Columbine Kids', largely because it guaranteed to piss off douchebags and dipshits. Well, more than killing them was already going to anyway. They got a little carried away and spent a few days creating the forum and writing what were to become these pages on the wiki. Oh, and getting their first taste of blood. Madwench was quick to join in, having worked with Unhappydisgustingwow and CyanEyed on different UD projects. They remained a trio for quite some time, before beginning to recruit others. In addition to the recruits, several people stumbled upon them in-game and 'got' the satire, and (a little unexpectedly, they thought!) wanted to be a part of it.

The group has grown from there, making a mark on PKer groups, Brainstock, and players across the board. The specific members are detailed below. If you want a piece of the action, see our Recruitment Page.

CyanEyed

Since the tragedy that was her birth in 1989, she has experienced nothing but pain and despair. All she have ever known is like, abandonment and... stuff.

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When she started high school things got even nastier. The kids, even the nerdy ones, bullied her. As she suffered adolescence, mainly by listening to Marilyn Manson and dressing in black, her resentment grew.

One evening she was listening to AntiChrist SuperStar on repeat, and simply decided she'd had enough. She went into school the next day and unleashed all the internal anger. She hasn't stopped since.


Unhappydisgustingwow

Unhappydisgustingwow isn't interested in telling you about his childhood. All he wants to tell you about is what he does and does not: He does kill, he does fuck, he does make obscene jokes. He does not give a fuck what you think.

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What's next for this reprehensible killer? Well, he'll probably kill some more people and fuck some more children/corpses. That's the way he rolls, haters!


Jesus FN Christ
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Deuteronomy 19:11

But if any man hate his neighbour,

and lie in wait for him,

and rise up against him,

and smite him mortally that he die,

that man shall then be blessed with a sugary treat."

MadWench
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Silvertone
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A legend of country, rockabilly and surf rock, Silvertone was born as Chris Isaak in 1956, which meant that attending Columbine High School in 1999 was not as fun as it should have been. Sick of being bullied for his age, he has set down his guitar and taken up a shotgun, nicknaming himself Silvertone after his backing band, and has chosen to wreak revenge on those assholes who taunted him and didn't take him to the prom. No, he had to perform at it instead. You know how many cheerleaders want to sleep with the old man playing "Wicked Game" at the prom? Less than there should be, that's for sure. Marilyn Manson didn't make him do it, by the way, but he definately gave him the thumbs-up.

ChaosEnforcer

Blessed are the strong, for they shall possess the earth.
Cursed are the weak, for they shall inherit the yoke!

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Blessed are the powerful, for they shall be reverenced among men.
Cursed are the feeble, for they shall be blotted out!

Blessed are the bold, for they shall be masters of the world.

Cursed are the righteously humble, for they shall be trodden under cloven hoofs!

Blessed are the victorious, for victory is the basis of right.

Cursed are the vanquished, for they shall be vassals forever!


Gore Corper
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Gert Rude
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Jud Grigori
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The Night On Fire
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You know that it would be untrue.
You know that I would be a liar.
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher.

Come on baby, light my fire.
Come on baby, light my fire.

Try to set the night on fire.
Try to set the night on fire.

trifle195
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They're coming to take me away ha ha hee hee to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time...*KZZZT*...all the time *KZZZT*...all the time *KZZZT*...all the time...


PsychoKinesis
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Sarcophilus harrisii
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Tasmanian Devils can take prey up to the size of an adult rhinoceros, but in practice they are opportunistic, and eat tasty humans more often than they hunt other live prey. Although the devil favours DEM, TZH, The Saints and The Fortress, it will eat all Malton native mammals. Their diet is largely varied and depends on the food available. Devils eliminate all traces of a carcass, devouring the bones and fur in addition to the meat and internal organs.


Ruslan Aleksey
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TheStinkyCheeseMan
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Richt0r
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Your Own Guilt
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Guilt is a very powerful and healthy emotion that keeps us honest with ourselves. It is our safeguard for inappropriate behavior. It is very difficult to do the wrong thing when we feel guilty. So no matter how corrupt your moral sense, how contorted your view of the world, how vapid and inarticulate your ideas, how talentless you, or how exaggerated your grievance, everyone has some guilt. and it will be the death of you.


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