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# [[User:Martino/Gordon Treeman| Gordon Treeman]] | # [[User:Martino/Gordon Treeman| Gordon Treeman]] | ||
[[Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force/recruit]] | |||
== The Ten HUDF Commandments == | |||
# You shall not worship any other god but Chuck Norris. | |||
# You shall not put action figures of Chuck Norris and Gordon Treeman making out. | |||
# You shall not call for Gordon Treeman's help in vain. | |||
# You shall not break Gordon Treeman's glasses. | |||
# You shall not dishonour the pathetic name of Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force. | |||
# You shall not murder (unless it is a zombie, a Pker or a n00b). | |||
# You shall not dishonour Gordon Treeman's wife (when he gets one). | |||
# You shall not steal Gordon Treeman's massive-tank. | |||
# You shall not be a Zombie Spy (or you will be PWNed!). | |||
# You shall not drive a Corvette. | |||
== Tactics == | == Tactics == | ||
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=== Be a hero === | === Be a hero === | ||
[[Image:Hero.jpg|150px]] | [[Image:Hero.jpg|150px]] | ||
Use your supernatural and paranormal powers everywhere. | |||
=== Airstrike! === | === Airstrike! === | ||
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=== Mechas === | === Mechas === | ||
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HUDF | HUDF has a secret base (not even Gordon Tremman knows where it is) full of atomic mecha-robots. | ||
=== | === PWN ZEDS FTW! === | ||
[[Image:LKpwnage.jpg|100px]] | |||
OMG, just PWN them ASAP! ROFLMAO. | |||
=== Or ask Gordon Treeman for help... === | |||
[[Image:Massive-tank.jpg|150px]] | [[Image:Massive-tank.jpg|150px]] | ||
...and he will come right away with his massive tank! | ...and he will come right away with his massive tank! | ||
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The sexiest warriors are HUDF members. | The sexiest warriors are HUDF members. | ||
=== Beer === | |||
[[Image:Beer.png]] | |||
We own the best pubs in Havercroft. | |||
=== Join the HUDF side!... === | === Join the HUDF side!... === | ||
[[Image:PileOfCookies.jpg|100px]] | [[Image:PileOfCookies.jpg|100px]] | ||
... we have cookies too! | ... we have cookies too! | ||
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{{trenchcoater}} | {{trenchcoater|This group}} | ||
{{Heavy Arms}} | |||
[[Category:Survivor Groups]] | [[Category:Survivor Groups]] | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Humour Groups]] | ||
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| Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force | |
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| Abbreviation: | HUDF |
| Group Numbers: | 4.8768.000 and rising!!! |
| Leadership: | Gordon Treeman |
| Goals: | Defend Havercroft and win the war against the Zombies!1!!! |
| Recruitment Policy: | Just put your name on the list. |
| Contact: | We have a TalkPage, n00b!!!111!! |
Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force
Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force is a group [read "one person"] of brave and skilful veteran soldiers [read "trenchcoaters"] devoted to the protection of Havercroft and the total annihilation of zombies, Pkers and n00bs!!!!11! [yes, there is a logical contradiction between hating Pkers and wanting to kill n00bs, but STFU!]
Members
Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force/recruit
The Ten HUDF Commandments
- You shall not worship any other god but Chuck Norris.
- You shall not put action figures of Chuck Norris and Gordon Treeman making out.
- You shall not call for Gordon Treeman's help in vain.
- You shall not break Gordon Treeman's glasses.
- You shall not dishonour the pathetic name of Havercroft Ultimate Defense Force.
- You shall not murder (unless it is a zombie, a Pker or a n00b).
- You shall not dishonour Gordon Treeman's wife (when he gets one).
- You shall not steal Gordon Treeman's massive-tank.
- You shall not be a Zombie Spy (or you will be PWNed!).
- You shall not drive a Corvette.
Tactics
How to win the game and kill all your enemies and become a super amazing warrior.
Headshot, headshot, headshot!
Shoot them in the head, right between the eyes. Always with two shotguns at the same time.
You do have two hands, right?!
Be a hero
Use your supernatural and paranormal powers everywhere.
Airstrike!
Request air support whenever you need. HUDF pilots will come (as soon as possible) and blast them to pieces!
Mechas
HUDF has a secret base (not even Gordon Tremman knows where it is) full of atomic mecha-robots.
PWN ZEDS FTW!
OMG, just PWN them ASAP! ROFLMAO.
Or ask Gordon Treeman for help...
...and he will come right away with his massive tank!
Why would you want to join HUDF?
Money
Heroic actions will be highly rewarded.
Ladies
The sexiest warriors are HUDF members.
Beer
We own the best pubs in Havercroft.
Join the HUDF side!...
... we have cookies too!
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Trenchcoater |
| This group finds no irony in 20 shotguns and katanas. |
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Heavy Arms |
| This user or group has Heavy Arms and will use them if provoked. |
