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'''Kurt Cocaine''' was born in Los Angeles, to Tijerkistani immigrants, and after an unknown series of probably hilarious events, found himself in [[Malton]]. He is a devoted follower of [[Popsicle Pete]].
 
'''Kurt Cocaine''' was born in Los Angeles, and after a violent series of events, found himself in [[Malton]]. He is a devoted follower of [[Popsicle Pete]].
 
==Crime Spree and Arrest==
Somewhere in Kurt's teen years, he decided to fight against crime and injustice. He manifested his hatred of crime by forming a vigilante group, before it was shut down by the police. He then turned to violence, and this led to the murders of countless drug dealers, gang members, and corrupt police officers.
 
The only charge he was ever successfully charged with was one count of importing explosives into the United States, and two counts of conspiracy to commit acts of terrorism. Kurt was arrested during a raid on a small time arms dealer's hideout, and his computer history implied there were specific targets for the explosives.
 
During his trial, in which he plead 'not guilty', he had attempted to escape numerous times, including jumping from the third story window. Kurt was eventually found guilty, and sentenced to life without parole in prison, and was imprisoned in a Los Angeles maximum security facility.


==Popsicle Pete==
==Popsicle Pete==
During his stay in prison, he was approached by a member of the [[Popsicle Pete]] cult, and was brainwashed into the group. Sometime after this, he was somehow contacted by Popsicle Pete, and was ordered to kill the other member. Kurt followed his order without hesitation, and received a promotion in the Popsicle Pete cult hierarchy. Kurt's murder of the fellow cultist was never solved.  
During a stay in prison, he was approached by a member of the [[Popsicle Pete]] cult, and was brainwashed into the group. Sometime after this, he was somehow contacted by Popsicle Pete, and was ordered to kill the other member. Kurt followed his order without hesitation, and received a promotion in the Popsicle Pete cult hierarchy. Kurt's murder of the fellow cultist was never solved.  


==2005 Prison Transfer==
==2005 Prison Transfer==
He was eventually transferred to a prison in Austin, Texas, but his prison bus passed through Malton during the [[Malton Incident|beginning of the outbreak]]. The guards made the decision to let the prisoners loose, rather than let them die on the bus. Kurt spent his years in Malton adding followers to the Popsicle Pete group.
He was eventually transferred to a prison in Austin, Texas, but his prison bus passed through Malton during the [[Malton Incident|beginning of the outbreak]]. The guards made the decision to let the prisoners loose, rather than let them die on the bus. Kurt spent his years in Malton adding followers to the Popsicle Pete group.
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Latest revision as of 20:32, 15 June 2010

Kurt Cocaine was born in Los Angeles, to Tijerkistani immigrants, and after an unknown series of probably hilarious events, found himself in Malton. He is a devoted follower of Popsicle Pete.

Popsicle Pete

During a stay in prison, he was approached by a member of the Popsicle Pete cult, and was brainwashed into the group. Sometime after this, he was somehow contacted by Popsicle Pete, and was ordered to kill the other member. Kurt followed his order without hesitation, and received a promotion in the Popsicle Pete cult hierarchy. Kurt's murder of the fellow cultist was never solved.

2005 Prison Transfer

He was eventually transferred to a prison in Austin, Texas, but his prison bus passed through Malton during the beginning of the outbreak. The guards made the decision to let the prisoners loose, rather than let them die on the bus. Kurt spent his years in Malton adding followers to the Popsicle Pete group.


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