User talk:EMortem

Welcome EMortem

--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 23:49, 8 July 2010 (BST)

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...Things that you don't like, number 4: Zombies that claw at you...They actually aren't clawing at you. They're just trying to hug you. They're very affectionate, you see. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:01, 9 July 2010 (BST)

Is that what's going on? -_∞ Poodle of Doom _∞ 01:57, 9 July 2010 (BST)

Oh yea. And the biting? It's not really biting at all. They're just kisses. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:28, 9 July 2010 (BST)

Big wet zombie kisses.... how about feeding drag? I guess their just taking you home to meet their mother? -_∞ Poodle of Doom _∞ 03:04, 9 July 2010 (BST)

Pretty much. Although it makes all the other zombies jealous and they start hugging and kissing that same survivor. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 03:19, 9 July 2010 (BST)

There's nothing wrong with a little zombie menage a twa... -_∞ Poodle of Doom _∞ 14:18, 9 July 2010 (BST)

Also: zombies/cultists actually have a great respect for buildings. We understand the importance that these structures hold, but the barhah knows not the concept of ownership, which is a harman folly. The act of ransacking is simply a large statement, and that statement says share. 02:08, 9 July 2010 (BST)

...Things you don't like number 5, survivors killing other survivors...What if we're just killing the "idiot survivors"? ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 16:40, 9 July 2010 (BST)

Idiot survivors are always fair game. --EMortem 19:50, 9 July 2010 (BST)

Should we be hijacking this poor guys discussion page like this? -_∞ Poodle of Doom _∞ 17:13, 9 July 2010 (BST)

Um...Hey, EMortem. If you ever need any Wiki Editing help, just ask anyone who is currently on your talk page. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:16, 9 July 2010 (BST)

Waiting for DDR to come along and say "Except for Poodle..." -_∞ Poodle of Doom _∞ 17:24, 9 July 2010 (BST)

Looks like you're in a mood to bait, eh? --Thadeous Oakley 17:28, 9 July 2010 (BST)

If one were so inclined to call it that.... -_∞ Poodle of Doom _∞ 19:12, 9 July 2010 (BST)

Hijack away. It's the Internet. If you weren't busy hijacking, I might start thinking you weren't pirates. And if you're not a pirate, you must be a ninja, which needs to go on my list of things I don't like. --EMortem 19:49, 9 July 2010 (BST)

Well that may very well be, but still... where's my rum? -_∞ Poodle of Doom _∞ 20:05, 9 July 2010 (BST)

Right over there in that building with all those kissing zombies just looking for a little love. --EMortem 03:19, 11 July 2010 (BST)

Probably cracked open the bottle again... it always makes them a little friendly. -_∞ Poodle of Doom _∞ 20:05, 11 July 2010 (BST)

Pirates, ninjas...I'm a Ninja Pirate. ;D --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:58, 12 July 2010 (BST)