User:Spiderzed

Because most people seem to visit my userpage to see my alts, I put them on top:

• Angelina Argonez: Mild-mannered maid by day, feral by night (Dual Nature)
• Sally: Hail Cobra! (Cobra)
• SiuJin: Let's lynch the landlord. (Desu Nōto)
• Totes: Mischievous death-cultist and all-purpose smart aleck (Feral Undead)

If you want to contact them, you can call me on my satellite phone: 898-7475. Note that this phone is shared by all alts, so please tell me who you want to talk to.

Also, stuff I've done on the wiki:

• Policy: Better Protection for User talk: Kevan. Mangle by community, with the final nail by Kevan.
• Policy: Update Promotion Procedure. Had a 2/3 majority, but less than 20 votes :/ Will resubmit now that the 20 votes rule has fallen.
• Guide: Cobra (group)/Guide - featured again! :D Figure I should write moar guides and less suggestions.
• Group page: Cobra (group) and related recruitment ad have been massively overhauled by me.
• Suggestion: Lower HP by 20 - rejected by those player-hating buzzkills :/
• Guide: Feral Death-Cultist Guide - featured! :D

Stuff for me

• Random stuff: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Maya
• Group Manhunt planning: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/MH
• Vampire WalMart Greeter (4): User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Lei

Old stuff that's relevant every odd month

• Get finally a darn custom sig running: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Sig

Old stuff that's long done

• SWA don't give it to ya: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/SWA
• Overhaul Cobra ad: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/CobraRec
• as below, alternate design: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/CobraNewDOS
• Revamp Cobra page: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/CobraNew
• Cobra PKer Guide: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/CobraPKGuide
• BCH recruitment ad: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/BCHRecruit
• (S) Halve all hitpoints User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/HAHP [1]
• Overhaul MCM Recruitment ad: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/MCMRecruit
• Death-Culting Guide: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/DCGuide
• Template for those on the NSU's death list: Template:NSUdeathlist
• Some preserved hilarity: User:Spiderzed/Pistol Ninja
• The ultimate list of cool kids in UD: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/List_of_cool_People
• Update Fort description for Whittensdie burb page: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/Whittensdie
• Closing statement about the 2nd Battle of Krinks: User:Spiderzed/Sandbox/HaN-Statement

Fun facts

• Sir Tintin of Tulips Corny is a moron who's even incapable of enforcing his very own standards within his very own group. Don't believe it? Look, he even allowed me to say so on my user page
• Speaking of Corny, on these internetz there's a vid of him doing his day job in the burger joint

	Nazi Hunter
	Morgenthau has killed 5 nazis.

	Nazi Hunter
	Sally has killed 8 nazis.

	Nazi Hunter
	Totes has killed 2 nazis.

	Are you threatening me!?
	Sally is # 6 on the NSU Death List.

	Are you threatening me!?
	Kool Aid Man is # 37 on the NSU Death List.

Template spam!

	MMX Malton Murder Award Winner
	The contributions of this user or group to the PKing industry earned them an award at the Malton Murder Awards MMX.

	Feral Undead
	This user or group agrees with Feral Undead. Vultures are fucking cool.

	Cobra
	Spiderzed is a member of Cobra. Hail!

	404 Member
	Spiderzed is a member of 404: Barhah not found.

	Malton College of Medicine
	This user was a prestigious guest lecturer at Malton College of Medicine.

	Zerg Hunters Unlimited
	Spiderzed supports the Zerg Hunters Unlimited in their fair and quick extermination of multi-character abusers!

	Take That The Dead!
	This user puts their alts in different groups.

	Take That The Dead!
	This zombie has a survivor alt.

	Take That Extinction!
	This user puts their alts in different groups.

	Take That Extinction!
	This zombie has a survivor alt.

	Supporter of Hibernation Tactics
	I become the void.

	I am a Sysop
	You will respect my authoritah!!

	Not a puritan
	In the past, sysops have been accused of being "puritans". Spiderzed is the extreme opposite. And proud of it.

	No Escape
	This user ate escaping harmanz.

	Big Bash 3!
	This user or group was with Big Bash 3. They were last seen heading home after the party. Please have your brains ready for later.

	Big Bash 4!
	Spiderzed was with Big Bash 4. They're heading home after the party. Please have your brains ready for next time.

	Roleplaying Notice
	Notice: This User or Group enjoys the RPG aspect of MMORPGs, the category of games that Urban Dead falls into. As such, there is probably quite a bit of roleplaying and/or creative writing on this page and in said User/Group's in-game actions. In other words, if you think the difference between IC and OOC is "One has an 'I' and the other has two 'O's," buzz off.

	European
	Spiderzed is European.

	Jawohl!
	Spiderzed speaks German on native level