With Our Axes Honed

With our axes honed

We hewed the dead as they moaned

Butchery condoned

With Our Axes Honed
Abbreviation:	W.O.A.H
Group Numbers:	6
Leadership:	Jim Ash
Goals:	Establish Node in every suburb
Recruitment Policy:	Axe possession is mandatory
Contact:	contact cmdr.ash AT gmail.com

With Our Axes Honed (W.O.A.H.) was a roaming survivor group, but its founder, Jim Ash, has gone insane and now wanders Malton destroying generators and radios and raving about the evils of technology or somesuch.

Membership Requirements

New members are not currently being accepted. Perhaps when my brain fever subsides, but probably not. That is all.

Charter Members

Jim Ash <---- INSANE

General Payne <---- KICKED OUT

Associate Members

Doctor Goodbar <---- KICKED OUT

Billy Footwad <---- KICKED OUT

Semyaz <---- KICKED OUT

Sexualchocolate <---- KICKED OUT

Contact Information

Interested in becoming a member of W.O.A.H.? Too fucking bad.

Announcements

June 8, 2006 I've gone totally bonkers, I think from some sort of brain rot disease or syphilis or something. Anyway, while Jim Ash is still among the living, he seems to be doing rather anti-social things like destroying generators and shit and talking about himself in the third person. Also, all other members of WOAH are to consider themselves kicked out of the group. I hope you all die and rot. That is all. ~ Jim Ash

April 5, 2006 As of today, Operation Promise of Spring is underway. The goal of this operation is to harrass and interdict zombie activities in the suburb of Heytown. Doctor Goodbar is ordered to set up residence in Sixtus General Hospital to provide medical support services to team operatives. General Payne, Jim Ash, and Billy Footwad are to kill as many zombies as they can. Suggested resting places are, pending changes in their barricade levels, Chaffey Alley Police Department, Dowdney Mall, which is actually located in Santlerville, and the Usher Building, which is a NecroTech office. If you get killed, email Jim Ash to arrage a revivification. Operation Promise of Spring will run through April 12, 2006. Semyaz, Sexualchocolate, you both know what to do. That is all. ~ Jim Ash

April 5, 2006 Welcome our two newest members, Sexualchocolate and Semyaz! W.O.A.H. is starting to grow. Yay. That is all. ~ Jim Ash

March 30, 2006 Now that we've all had a chance to get some R&R at Giddings Mall, it's time we go ahead and start thinking about our next step. The mall doesn't seem to be in any danger of falling at this moment, and Fort Creedy has been handily re-taken after falling to a small horde earlier this week. Jim Ash will scout in a North Westerly direction and get an idea of where the good hunting is. Be prepared to kick of Operation Promise of Spring next Monday. ~ Jim Ash

March 30, 2006 Everyone, welcome our newest member, Billy Footwad! Sorry I didn't get this up sooner, Billy. I think I forgot to save my changes when I tried to do this update earlier this week. Duh! ~ Jim Ash

Operation Glory of Dawn kicked off on the morning of November 21'st, 2005. Elements are to displace from their safehouses around Joachim Mall and proceed to the new safehouse in the targeted suburb of *CLASSIFIED*.

The suvivor known as Franke was terminated by General Payne by Jim Ash's order. Franke, dissatisfied with the barricade levels at Fort Perryn, chose to threaten violence against his fellow survivors and, when told to leave the fort, refused to do so. All W.O.A.H. members are encouraged to kill Franke should he be revivified. As of Jan 25, 2006, his flyblown corpse is still laying outside the Fort Perryn blockhouse.

WANTED LIST

The Great Humongous - This player is a gigantic faggot who PK'd General Payne over the course of the weekend of April 8th, '06. Any W.O.A.H. member seeing this gigantic faggot is ordered to kill him immediately.