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==Character==
==Character==


[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=554355 Profile.]
[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=554355 Profile]


He (and his group) charge to the thunderous, intimidating tune of Dschingis Khan - Moskau.
Flatliner seemed to be enjoying the Malton outbreak far too much to have been a normal, pre-zombie-apocalypse member of society. From the tips of his tan leather brothel-creepers, to the old 'Nam combat jacket, Flatliner was every inch the zombicidal, drunken, depraved, crazy bastard he proclaimed to be. Pre-outbreak, he was a professional Muesli Inspector; a mind-numbing job which may have contributed to the degradation of his sanity to the low it's at currently.


The patriarchal figure of his small, but elite group; [[Shotguns At Dawn]]. Kind of like what Hannibal was to the A-Team. Except he can actually hit the target he's shooting at. He seems to be enjoying this zombie apocalypse far too much to be a remotely normal member of pre-outbreak society.
He '''never''' removes his aviators. Zombies and humans alike daren't make fun of this, mind you. He tended to punish disrespect by tearing his victim's head off, then beating them to death with it. (Er...figure that one out on your own...)


Relatively young for a private eye, face a pale mask crafted by the hands of insomnia and multiple chronic hangovers. Clean shaven, with the most awesome fedora imaginable. A single playing card is tucked into the band of this wide-brimmed hat; a Jack of Hearts. Twin bandoliers bearing ammo for his Colt Python criss-cross the loose white shirt; accompanying this attire are pinstripe trousers, expensive-looking brogues, and a tan trenchcoat. (The shoes/fedora were "liberated" from Marven Mall...)
Usually seen spouting colourful (and bizarre) one-liners that were rarely heard outside of grindhouse flicks, Flatliner was evidently determined to plough his way through the Malton Incident in a cascade of illegal highs, general depravity, and white hot lead.


Current mission: None. Hiatus time! I'll be leaving South Blythville for a while as I promised myself. Said I'd leave when the RRF/Marven Mall siege was over, however it would end.
'''Current objective: Aid survivors wherever possible in the South Blythville suburb.'''
'''Secondary objective: Party.'''


''Disclaimer: Don't bother me with your whines about pro/anti-player killer, generator killer, or radio killer ethics. It's damn fun hunting these people, solely for the challenge it presents. If you don't like it, and wish to bombard me with some stupid, pargraph-long ethical rant about some text-based online game, feel free to use my talk page so I can laugh at you. And tear your argument apart. =)
'''[Objective status: Groovy.]'''
 
Armament: .357 Colt Python (6 inch barrel model), Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife, "Lupara" style sawed off shotgun.
Other equipment: Gordon Freeman's crowbar, a plethora of mindbending "substances", hipflask, a "helm" made from a cardboard beer crate.
 
==Contact==
 
{{contact|
UDprofile=[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=554355 Flatliner]|
WikiProfile=[[User:Flatliner|Flatliner]]|
Group=[[PEZ United]]|
AIM=n/a|
MSN=call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk|
e-mail=call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk|
Home=Watford, UK|
}}


==Other things==
==Other things==


{{Channel4NewsTeam}}
{{Secret Agent}}
{{Hurr|}}
{{Kane lives}}
{{Juggernaut}}
{{Good grooming}}
{{Drunkard}}
{{Violence}}

Latest revision as of 20:37, 2 March 2017

Character

Profile

Flatliner seemed to be enjoying the Malton outbreak far too much to have been a normal, pre-zombie-apocalypse member of society. From the tips of his tan leather brothel-creepers, to the old 'Nam combat jacket, Flatliner was every inch the zombicidal, drunken, depraved, crazy bastard he proclaimed to be. Pre-outbreak, he was a professional Muesli Inspector; a mind-numbing job which may have contributed to the degradation of his sanity to the low it's at currently.

He never removes his aviators. Zombies and humans alike daren't make fun of this, mind you. He tended to punish disrespect by tearing his victim's head off, then beating them to death with it. (Er...figure that one out on your own...)

Usually seen spouting colourful (and bizarre) one-liners that were rarely heard outside of grindhouse flicks, Flatliner was evidently determined to plough his way through the Malton Incident in a cascade of illegal highs, general depravity, and white hot lead.

Current objective: Aid survivors wherever possible in the South Blythville suburb. Secondary objective: Party.

[Objective status: Groovy.]

Armament: .357 Colt Python (6 inch barrel model), Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife, "Lupara" style sawed off shotgun. Other equipment: Gordon Freeman's crowbar, a plethora of mindbending "substances", hipflask, a "helm" made from a cardboard beer crate.

Contact

UDprofile: Flatliner WikiProfile: Flatliner Group: PEZ United
AIM: n/a MSN: call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk e-mail: call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk
Home: Watford, UK contact database.

Other things

JohnnyEnglish.jpg Secret Agent
This user knows no fear, knows no danger, knows nothing
Kane1.JPG Kane LIVES!
This user believes you can't kill the Messiah
Good grooming.jpg Good Grooming
This user or group practices good grooming habits, and recommends that other Malton survivors do too.
Beer.jpg Drunkard
This User drinks entirely too much and should probably quit before they die.


Redskull.jpg Violence is quicker
Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.
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