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Let's be reasonable here, shall we? As survivors, it's important that we maintain some semblance of identity and dignity even in the face of these rotten zombies. While the odd bit of spattered gore here and there isn't ''too'' unsightly, it's both demeaning and downright silly to strut about town wearing blood-soaked this and tattered that. Go find yourself a [[The Willmott Motel|nice motel]], draw yourself a bath, change out of your filthy [[clothes]], crack open a bottle of [[Wine#wine|wine]], and look civil. We're still humans, aren't we? Don't let these zombies take us down to their level! Clean up, [[Malton]]!
Let's be reasonable here, shall we? As survivors, it's important that we maintain some semblance of identity and dignity even in the face of these rotten zombies. While the odd bit of spattered gore here and there isn't ''too'' unsightly, it's both demeaning and downright silly to strut about town wearing blood-soaked this and tattered that. Go find yourself a [[The Willmott Motel|nice motel]], draw yourself a bath, change out of your filthy [[clothes]], crack open a bottle of [[Wine#wine|wine]], and look civil. We're still humans, aren't we? Don't let these zombies take us down to their level! Clean up, [[Malton]]!


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And for the action-oriented among you, good grooming doesn't even waste any of your precious [[AP]].
And for the action-oriented among you, good grooming doesn't even waste any of your precious [[AP]].

Revision as of 18:32, 27 May 2009

Let's be reasonable here, shall we? As survivors, it's important that we maintain some semblance of identity and dignity even in the face of these rotten zombies. While the odd bit of spattered gore here and there isn't too unsightly, it's both demeaning and downright silly to strut about town wearing blood-soaked this and tattered that. Go find yourself a nice motel, draw yourself a bath, change out of your filthy clothes, crack open a bottle of wine, and look civil. We're still humans, aren't we? Don't let these zombies take us down to their level! Clean up, Malton!


Good grooming.jpg Good Grooming
This user or group practices good grooming habits, and recommends that other Malton survivors do too.

To use this template, type in {{Good grooming}}

And for the action-oriented among you, good grooming doesn't even waste any of your precious AP.