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A Mountain Lion

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A mountain lion escaped from the Malton City Zoo on 13 June 2007 and began lurking around Malton in search of meals. During his first 78 days on the city streets, he killed and consumed 39 humans and 1 zombie. In addition, he infected 32 humans. Some of those infected were killed and eaten while others were mauled and left to find treatment for their wounds.

Begining with his breakfast on 30 August 2007, the mountain lion's kills and maulings are being documented on this page. Those who fell victim to the ravenous puma before this date will not get memorialized here, but the mountain lion fondly remembers tearing at their flesh and thanks each one for the tasty meal.

Trivia about the mountain lion

He wears a flak jacket! A dogooder hippy type concerned about animals caught in the crossfire managed to find a suitably-sized flak jacket and strapped it onto the mountain lion. The mountain lion attempted to thank her for her efforts with a friendly hug, but not knowing his own strength he tore her arms off. Making the best out of a bad situation, he ate her and thanked her again for the excellent meal.

He likes malls! The mountain lion spent several days hiding in Tompson Mall, eating from the food court's trash bins. He behaved himself and even received some veterinary care from some locals who found his hidden lair.

His most kills per day is 4! He'd like to top that soon!

100th Kill

Congratulations, Raynath! You provided the mountain lion with his 100th meal since his escape from the Zoo.

Kill Log

For kills recorded before 1 JAN 2008, see the ARCHIVES PAGE

18 AUGUST 2008 - Boojie Basilio made for a quick and easy breakfast...

13 AUGUST 2008 - After the morning's rampage, the lion ran across the cowardly commie Ernesto Che Guevara, and killed him.

22 JULY 2008 - Sebastev, outside Marten Bank. An easy one, and merciful.

24 JUNE 2008 - I lost track of the mountain lion for quite a while, but I found him today. Back at his old haunts in Williamsville, he infected and slew Cain Tyler and JJ Faber.

08 MAY 2008 - The front steps of The Jervis Arms are now awash with Chase Williams' infectious blood. The latest victim of the mountain lion.

07 MAY 2008 - The mountain lion supped on some local pinko, heathmaniac2, then proceeded to ruin the rest of the local power station. The funny thing is that some Williamsville groups have recently boasted about bringing the suburb back. There is no evidence to support their assertions, but what else would one expect from Williamsville residents? The dumbest suburb in Malton.

26 FEB 2008 - Shfield Bank's walls are now spattered with the infectious blood of bob bober, courtesy of the very hungry mountain lion.

19 FEB 2008 - Wandering into Spicer Hills, the lion quickly took down Ravn Cairdeas of the P.M.A.C.

17 FEB 2008 - Rickyyy Martinnn, outside The Bullor Arms. Easy kill, but tasty.

07 FEB 2008 - CaIvin MachiaveIIi, outside The Mayer Building - this victim appeared to be a survivor of the sacking of the Missen Building next door. Didn't put up much of a fight.

06 FEB 2008 - Back at his old hunting grounds, the mountain lion found a twitchy survivor, Praia, and gave her more reason to be paranoid. Dropped her outside The Missen Building, Williamsville. The lion seemed pleased to find YouForgotPolandAgain's lifeless body in a rotting pile outside the building, though a bit disappointed that he wasn't the one to get that kill.

31 JAN 2008 - The mountain lion woke up to find the SE corner of the mall in ruins and moved into the SW corner to search for breakfast. Raynath provided!

Late in the evening, the mountain lion walked over to the Morrish Building and killed mrangers2.

17 JAN 2008 - Not having fed in weeks, the mountain lion appeard skinny and antsy as he quickly hunted down the injured FreshBlood and Clarence Craddock and quickly took them down. It appears that the cat cannot wait to feast once Giddings Mall is cracked. These were his 98th and 99th kills.

Who will have the honor of being the mountain lion's 100th kill?

1 JAN 2008 - Dr Alascas, meatshield SPC Burlin, and Maximillian Grant. In the infirmary. With the teeth and claws.

Maul Log

For maulings recorded before 1 JAN 2008, see the ARCHIVES PAGE

13 AUGUST 2008 - The mountain lion has been running around Williamsville like a kid at Christmastime, excitedly taking down barricades, swatting at the fleeing cowards that made Williamsville their home, and ruining buildings. This journalist has been unable to keep up with the cat's furious activity. Today, though, the lion was witness smashing the barricades of Luttrell Towers and delivering nice and infected maulings to the building's ineffective "defenders:" Zeid, doom444, and mattstopable.

22 JULY 2008 - After a combat revive from the Mayer Building's Ripper47, the lion entered that building, destroyed the generator, then mauled Ripper47 and the other building residents: John Jacob Harrison and jasperjp. I'm sure that Harrison and Jasper will be overjoyed at the results of Ripper47's moronic tactics. The whole of Williamsville should also thank Ripper47 for singlehandedly bringing an NT building out of commission!

18 JULY 2008 - Hearing the ruckus as local zombies broke into The Mayer Building, the cougar entered the building and promptly infected the cowering occupants: John Vag, Jasperjp, andres dones, and an animal-hating totalitarian I blew up a possum. Local zombies are coming in to finish the job.

17 JULY 2008 - The cougar broke back into the Missen Building and infected these losers: Experiment Number 3, Blahsablah, and Johnny Caliruso. Later in the day, the infected kgv2dr53 and swatted the rest a few more times. Local zombies and animals have heard the roars and are streaming in for the carnage.

11 JULY 2008 - Another brilliant Williamsville "defender", Loan Wolf, combat revived the mountain lion. The lion then gleefully proceeded into the nearest NT building, mauled the defenders Jazon Ronald and Vikz, and destroyed the generator. All thanks to Loan Wolf.

Williamsville residents ought to thank Loan Wolf for his stupidity that just brought down an NT facility.

14 MAY 2008 - The mountain lion made quick work of McIlhargey Way Railway Station's barricades, the proceeded to attack Beaver25. Once the victim was near death, the lion dragged him outside, roared to let nearby zombies know about a fresh meal, then proceeded to wreck the building. He seems intent to keep Williamsville hurting and in ruins.

9 MAY 2008 - Woofmeow, severely wounded and infected, looked like an easy kill. But he managed to get out from under the mountain lion and run away. The lion chased him across the suburb, swatting him a couple more times, but the prey escaped. Woofmeow: good job, but now the lion knows your scent. He'll make the kill eventually.

5 MAY 2008 - Boojie Basilio should find Mishenka and thank him for combat -reviving the mountain lion... right after Mishenka's act of stupidity, the lion proceeded to enter what appears to be the only barricaded building in Williamsville and safhouse for Basilio. Basilio is now lying, barely alive, and infected in the now lightly barricaded Kempster Auto Repair. The local zombies will surely finish off Basilio within an hour or two. Thanks, Mishenka! Please continue to combat revive and ensure that Williamsville remains in the red!

18 MAR 2008 - Patrolling the western reaches of his territory, the mountain lion found an building with its doors open, and debris from its former barricades littering the sidewalk. Upon entering building, the lion quickly bit and infected mattheezy, Horatio Algernon, Shuna Sassi, and Jonathonll7. Jonathonll7, in grand Williamsville style, immediately ran away.

16 MAR 2008 - John Poo, what did you do? Slept out in the open? Now you're half-dead and infected, too.

14 MAR 2008 - Williamsville's dumb residents continue their idiotic behavior: This time, Wiley Cyotee revivified the mountain lion who then easily slipped into The Missen Building where he destroyed the NT facility's generator, then proceeded to maul and infect five humans inside. Tazuk, Dombrovski, luisfe, Manuka, and Iron Colossis... once you get patched up and fix your generator, be sure to hunt down Wiley Cyotee and give him a hearty, "Thank you!"

The idiot Wiley Cyotee really did well for Williamsville's survivors with that combat revive, didn't he?

When will the Williamsville morons ever learn? Probably never, which apparently suits the mountain lion just fine.

21 MAR 2008 - After days of lurking around the beautifully-ruined Williamsville, the mountain lion noticed that The Mayer Building looked like it was re-barricaded. He proceeded to angrily attack the barricades, another zombie finished the job, and the lion entered to maul rubberneck tourist and give him a nice infection. The other invading zombie (or the nine others outside) will probably make quick work of the world unluckiest tourist.

7 MAR 2008 - The idiots continue to deliver. RazorWind (himself a dumb combat reviver), nosaj123, necrochet, and Iron Colossis [SIC] have idiot combat reviver replicante to thank for waking up to a mauling and for their nice festering infections. Thanks, replicante!

5 MAR 2008 - And Williamsville's moronic defenders continue their dumb methods. This time, these seven lucky residents are sitting in their "safehouse" with bites and nice, fresh infections: Kurobi (a dumb combat reviver himself), Eumal (who now scans before reviving since learning his lesson), Will Freeman, Alfred Archer, Barry Rogers, ddeadkoo, and Blaze Fury.

Those seven should find YeTr2 and thank him for his combat revive of the mountain lion. A very effective tactic... but not for survivors! Williamsville holds its title as dumbest suburb.

25 FEB 2008 - Williamsville's idiotic combat revives continue to pay off! This time, the freshly-revived mountain lion snuck into The Missen Building and spread his infection to six lucky residents: the ever-dumb YouForgotPolandAgain, cool breeze, nosaj123, GoldenLegend, Will Freeman, and Experiment Number 3.

These six can thank the moronic leader of a local "defender" group for their infections - Kurobi got you infected. Be sure to give the idiot your thanks. Maybe one day Williamsville's "defenders" will realize that combat-reviving is a counterproductive tactic... but I doubt it. I think I detected the mountain lion smiling as he left the building.

20 FEB 2008 - Breaking down the flimsy barricades at a Williamsville pub, the mountain lion proceeded to infect and maul what appears to be more of Williamsville's typical single-life meatshields: Dorian Faraday, Radio Killer, Merkaba418, and Thred. He softened them up and roared, attracting the mob of zombies standing outside.

14 FEB 2008 - Again, Williamsville's survivors continue to win the dumbest Maltonian awards. This time, Eumal combat revived the mountain lion, who then snuck into the nearest building and mauled the aforementioned Eumal as well as llamar. The rest of the people in the building were all the typical single-life meat shields seen throughout Williamsville. The generator took a nice beating, too. LLamar, please thank Eumal for your infection!

12 FEB 2008 - Williamsville's survivors continue to prove themselves the dumbest folks in Malton. Shield Man is another Williamsville defender that thinks combat reviving is a smart tactic. Is it? The now-lively mountain lion easily snuck into a safehouse and made his way back to Krinks where Shield Man's deed paid off well for his fellow survivors. These three individuals have Shield Man to thank for their mid-morning infectious maulings: Barry Rogers, Vladimir Kosenko, and - oh so sweet a lesson - Alexander Marx.

Yes, Williamsville. Continue to combat revive. The zombies thank you for your sheer stupidity!

11 FEB 2008 - Williamsville hasn't changed much: the streets are filled with single-life human shields set out as bait and the locals still think that combat reviving is a good idea. Alexander Marx appears to share YouForgotPolandAgain's stupid ideas and combat revived the mountain lion. Williamsville residents can thank Alexander Marx for the lion's subsequent actions: entering buildings, bringing down cades, then making his way into Krinks where he mauled the hell out of Marx and his two companions in the station.

31 JAN 2008 - After his breakfast of warm scientist, the mountain lion got in his morning exercise by using a non-descript member of the Creedy Defense Force as a punching bag. SGTFarris was left a bloody mess with several zombies lurching menacingly towards him. The mountain lion, satisfied with the morning's work, groomed and fell asleep.

30 JAN 2008 - Finding the SE corner of Giddings Mall open, the mountain lion jumped into the fray, attacking and severely wounding WMD Inspector, Delilah O'Niel, James Ennis, and nostril. In a hilarious scene, the mountain lion also mauled Redwave, whose poorly constructed spear proved ineffective. Several times, the trenchcoat-wearing Redwave attempted to light his pathetic spear while the lion swatted.

Hopefully, the mall will fall soon. The lion is working up quite an appetite.

11 JAN 2008 - Smelling some prey in Bromley Auto Repair, the mountain lion strode inside. Distracted and disturbed by the smell of gasoline, he destroyed the building's generator, then turned his attention to SGTFarris and RRoman3. Roman bravely turned tail and fled after being bitten and hit a few times with the lion's powerfal claws.

9 JAN 2008 - The mountain lion woke up outside The Morrish Building to find Rexlar. After a few bites and slashes, Rexlar bravely ran away. The lion gave chase, but Rexlar snuck into The MacMillan Hotel. By now worked into a frenzy, the lion took down the very strong barricades. After finding that his prey had moved elsewhere, the lion proceeded to maul everyone left in the pub: UlrikVonBek, Seamus Donnelly, Elvis A Presley, Meth Elvis, and Max Asskicker. They can thank Rexlar for their nasty infections and wounds.

2 JAN 2008 - Stalking its way through The Farmer Building's unsecured doors, the mountain lion set his sights on Crash Test Dummmy, ArmchairGeneral, and Randomzero2, beating the trio to within a few heartbeats away from death. The dummy ran away like a wuss. The other two will not last the next half hour. This particular NT building will crash shortly.

1 JAN 2008 - Taking a bite out of Fort Creedy's defense, the mountain lion mauled and infected 0Barbara0, Declan O'Brian, Cawiha, Brian Griffin III, and Volitile.

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Support the Zoo

The mountain lion enjoyed his time at the Malton City Zoo and periodically returns to visit. He encourages other Maltonians, living or dead, human or animal or otherwise, to visit the zoo and abide by its friendly open arms policy.

He is very fond of The Malton Zookeepers and will not eat or attack them. (There was one mauling incident in July, but it was a mistake!)

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