User:The Omega

The Omega

The Omega
	Joined: 2005-11-05 Character class: Military Favorite equipment: Knives. Guns are too quick. Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: Probably alive. Character group: None Character stats: Unknown Journal: I've got a little diary thing going on at the Survivor Diaries. Why doncha go check it out? for The Omega

Well, this guy was originally just an alt I could use to vent my anger on stupid survivors, and somehow became my main. Funny how the world works, eh? Now, he spends his days randomly killing anything he sees, human and zombie, breaking things, laughing maniacally, and quoting the Joker from Tim Burton's Batman and The Dark Knight. If you wanna complain about how I PKed you, or smashed your generator, or ripped down the barricades to let the zombies in, or put the barricades back up to keep the zombies out, or headshotted you, or any of the other amazingly fun things I do to ruin the days of the others playing this game, go ahead and shout at me on the discussion section. Not that it'll make me stop, but letting your anger out is good for you.

‎	Player Killer
	"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god." This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.

	Cow Tipper
	This user is a Cow tipper and treats marked revive points as they would a cattle ranch. They particularly enjoy shooting zombie-cows with their buddies.

Private Someone

Private Someone

Joined: 2006-01-16 Character class: Military Favorite equipment: Whatever weapon-ish object happens to be closest. Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: If you really need to know, you could just click on the profile link above. Though I know that this concept may be hard for some of you to understand. Character group: None Character stats: Unknown Journal: Meh. I'll get to that eventually. And how do I get rid of the words "for Private Someone" at the end of this? for Private Someone

Appearance

Private Someone wears a black button down shirt, along with black dress pants, black socks, and black dress shoes, all of which he has somehow been able to keep perfectly clean. On his right arm is a red armband, with a green wolf emblem. His well-combed brown hair ends just above his shoulders (When asked how he's able to maintain such a neat, tidy appearance, Private Someone only muttered something about selling his soul to Satan in exchange for always looking sharp. Or it might have been selling someone else's soul. We're not exactly sure.) Oh, and his eyes are gold. However, most people don't notice this, as they are too busy staring in confusion as he rips out a zombies throat with his teeth.

Yes, I would Like Another Apple Pie, Mr. Tulip

Private Someone's completely insane. He dances down the streets. He sings "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" while desperately fighting to the death to defend a building. He follows the philosophy that, since teeth are one of a zombies greatest weapons, we should fight fire with fire, and bite the zombies. Stop whining, and Get over it. (Though, in all honesty, I highly doubt anything I've done as the good Private has matched Omega's insanity. Just gotta keep trying.)

	Here, have a rat!
	Lachryma has given The Omega a rat for joining Ghetto Cow...and some other stuff!

	The Crimson Wolves
	This user or group is affiliated or allied with The Crimson Wolves, a survivor group dedicated to slaughtering slightly undead people whose only sin is their addiction to devouring other people alive.

	GHETTO COW
	we off tha heezie.. fo' rizzle!
	Check it out!

	Not One Step Back, Comrades!
	This user thinks that the Soviet Union was awe-inspiring during WWII