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'''We're going to do whatever the fuck we want.''' | '''We're going to do whatever the fuck we want.''' | ||
== Who are we? == | == Who are we? == | ||
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You don't have to do what the group wants to do unless it's what you want to do. You don't have to do what I tell you to do, nor what anyone else tells you to do. Just don't expect anyone to listen to you either. | You don't have to do what the group wants to do unless it's what you want to do. You don't have to do what I tell you to do, nor what anyone else tells you to do. Just don't expect anyone to listen to you either. | ||
== What is Cobra? == | == What is Cobra? == | ||
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Cobra was constantly trying to achieve world domination, like any good evil organization should. | Cobra was constantly trying to achieve world domination, like any good evil organization should. | ||
== What do you want? == | == What do you want? == | ||
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Really I cant make it any simpler than that. | Really I cant make it any simpler than that. | ||
=== Group kill counter === | === Group kill counter === | ||
{{PKcount|User=Cobra|Number=150}} | {{PKcount|User=Cobra|Number=150}} | ||
=== Groups that have asked us to please stop killing them === | === Groups that have asked us to please stop killing them === | ||
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*[[the Abandoned]] - We have accepted the terms of a cease fire, we will no longer target their members so long as it is upheld. | *[[the Abandoned]] - We have accepted the terms of a cease fire, we will no longer target their members so long as it is upheld. | ||
*[[Aquila Corporation]] - Came to us asking for Peace, have offered shelter and medical attention to us in return for cessation of hostilities. | *[[Aquila Corporation]] - Came to us asking for Peace, have offered shelter and medical attention to us in return for cessation of hostilities. | ||
== How to I join this illustrious organization? == | == How to I join this illustrious organization? == | ||
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Bottom line tho you gotta be a [[PKer]] to join, or at least be on your way to becoming one. We really have nothing against zombies as they are more a force of nature than a thing to hate. We leave them alone and concentrate on killing things that actually get upset when they die. | Bottom line tho you gotta be a [[PKer]] to join, or at least be on your way to becoming one. We really have nothing against zombies as they are more a force of nature than a thing to hate. We leave them alone and concentrate on killing things that actually get upset when they die. | ||
== Where exactly are you? == | == Where exactly are you? == | ||
Most of us have moved on to [[Yagoton]]. | Most of us have moved on to [[Yagoton]]. | ||
== Anything else I need to know? == | == Anything else I need to know? == | ||
Revision as of 23:50, 7 September 2008
| Cobra | |
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| Abbreviation: | none |
| Group Numbers: | 17 |
| Leadership: | None currently |
| Goals: | Destroy GI Joe, Take over the World, Etc. |
| Recruitment Policy: | A guide on joining exists on our forum |
| Contact: | The talk page here or our forum |
COBRA
We're going to do whatever the fuck we want.
Who are we?
We are a loose affiliation of PKers who think that Cobra was cool as hell. We make no claim to actually BE Cobra, as they were fictional, but none the less their bad-ass-itude translates well to PKing in the streets of this city.
Every one likes to be the lone madman, the crazy axe murdering night stalker, groups are usually kind of annoying. That is because they tell you to do stuff, stuff you don't want to do. Fuck that, I'm gonna do what I want to do and you can suck my balls.
Then again groups have their perks, say a speedy revive, and friends who share your interests (mainly killing people).
This is why I decided to create this "group". So that if you ask for a revive you might hear a sympathetic reply from a fellow Cobra, and later if the two of you want to have a little fun maybe team up and clean house on a Hospital or NT, or maybe you just want someone to gloat to when you make three kills in a row.
You don't have to do what the group wants to do unless it's what you want to do. You don't have to do what I tell you to do, nor what anyone else tells you to do. Just don't expect anyone to listen to you either.
What is Cobra?
I thought I already fucking told you that... Cobra is a fictional group of terrorists in a 1980's series of comic books, cartoon shows, and a line of action figures that were enemies of the "good guys", GI Joe, who were about as trenchie as you can get.
Cobra was constantly trying to achieve world domination, like any good evil organization should.
What do you want?
Why, to kill you of course.
Really I cant make it any simpler than that.
Group kill counter
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PK Count |
| Cobra has PKed 150 people. |
Groups that have asked us to please stop killing them
- the Abandoned - We have accepted the terms of a cease fire, we will no longer target their members so long as it is upheld.
- Aquila Corporation - Came to us asking for Peace, have offered shelter and medical attention to us in return for cessation of hostilities.
How to I join this illustrious organization?
It is all explained here.
Bottom line tho you gotta be a PKer to join, or at least be on your way to becoming one. We really have nothing against zombies as they are more a force of nature than a thing to hate. We leave them alone and concentrate on killing things that actually get upset when they die.
Where exactly are you?
Most of us have moved on to Yagoton.
Anything else I need to know?
We support all things Cobra related that are either cool or evil. Like those sweet cars, or the Cobra Kai karate dojo from that Karate Kid movie (fucking Ralph Macchio) and of course the actual snakes.
Policies we abide by
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Honor Among Thieves |
| This user or group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer. |
