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Received 13/9/08

Report by Ranger 2win.

I was wondering when the fun would start. We have hit some of it in Griggs Heights. Noah says the fight for Merson NT was a distraction so the repair workers could do their job. I say some people were just spoiling for a fight and wanted to get out of manual labor.

Guess the octane rating in both Magatsus' and Jukkelus' blood was running a little high to carry on like that in an infected state. My guess is they were tired of the humdrum repairs and used that zombie state to go berserker on us. I don't know whether to be disturbed or relieved that they were on our side. I hope Detbriscoe had enough needles to cure the hangover infections of every one involved.

Probably no coincidence that Wulfgar needed another hand to keep the Rangers focused. My sympathies, Techewan, you've got your work cut out for you. I just hope we don't have to file an environmental impact statement for the cans left in the wake of celebrations of your appointment as 2nd in command. Congratulations!

Received 4/9/08

Report by Ranger 2win.

Well we finally got almost everyone away from the party at Tompson mall, Redwave would still be there but the liquor store ran out. Now as to the serious business of repairing Nixbank and Crooketon. It was finished on time and under budget after everyone finally got there.

We might have finished even earlier if Noah hadn't insisted on poking around in the Seaman museum. Lord only knows what Marcel was doing in there with all those magazines. "Decided you needed a little quiet time for reflection and meditation?" Frankly ,he has probably contributed enough genes to his linages already.

We continue our project northward.

Received 24/8/08

Some observations in New Arkham by Ranger 2win

I've come to realize that most of the injuries suffered seemed to be the hangovers of some of the more enthusiastic Ranger repairmen.

"Don't you think that's a little selfish ,Magatsu, to insist on the whole six pack for "Hair of the Dog" cure of your hangover? You probably could have gotten your point across without crossing your eyes and rolling your head around."

"And Rockby,apparently we couldn't get any good looking zombies to attack so we had to turn out the lights,sorry"

I'm not sure but it seems to me that every time I was in a room with Wulfgar and Techewan we got whomped . Is someones deodorant failing ?

That being said, I think we have done our civic duty, with appropriate barricades and without taxpayer subsidies, to repair New Arkham.

Received 21/08/08

New Arkham. Shit, we’re still only in New Arkham.

We’d been in the thick of it for months, a constant deluge of bullets, blood and brains. No sleep, no let up and for every building we took, two more fell back into their claws. Wulfgar realized that this was going nowhere. We’re good but the odds were against us. It was time to try something different.

So we went to the far South West and found ourselves in New Arkham, one of Maltons many ghost towns. There are so few people living out in the boundaries that the zombies can hold them with ease. Well that’s about to change.

The first thing we noticed was the silence. No groans or gunshots. Then we saw the devastation. Every building was in ruins. No windows, no doors, in some cases pretty much no building! We had our work cut out for us, thats for sure. So thats pretty much been the last week or so. Build it up, patch it up, keep it up. And every so often we flatten the dead that come calling. I’d gotten used to sleeping through gunfire, but if Magatsu brings that hammer down within 5 meters of my bunk again I swear I’ll pop him.

Stay tuned and we’ll keep you posted.

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