User talk:A Helpful Little Gnome

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Are you done with that fucking game yet? I've waited like a year for it. :|--SA 19:05, 25 May 2014 (UTC)

No, and you posted in the wrong spot, jerk. Tongue :P --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 20:12, 25 May 2014 (UTC)
THATS BECAUSE I DIDNT SEE A HEADER LABELLED "SA" OR EQUIVOCAL.--SA 20:17, 25 May 2014 (UTC)

"SA" OR EQUIVOCAL

for a moment there i thought we were in trouble

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This user can see the end fast approaching.


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This user makes like a banana and splits.


3-d-glasses.png 3D Quest
Target Zombie is on a quest to rediscover the lost 3D Cinemas of Malton!


Anything 50AP or above listed.
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Target Zombie repaired Ensor Cinema, Spicer Hills for 85 AP.
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Target Zombie repaired Ensor Cinema, Spicer Hills for 88 AP.
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Target Zombie repaired Chenery Cinema, Nixbank for 216 AP.
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Target Zombie repaired Gwilliam Cinema for 53 AP.
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Target Zombie repaired Lacy Cinema, Stanbury Village for 52 AP.


Gnome's wonderful User & Talk page!

Hello there,Gnome! It's wonderful in finding your User page and quite a neat useful Talk page too. Please drop by my tiny talk page with a word of wisdom or two,at any time you'd fancy. Best regards,Concerned'Citizen 01:26, 3 June 2013 (BST) Edit: grand and most wonderful in having you have a peek! haha. Um,I've taken the liberty in editing the post's title; 3. 2 ... did not look quite right,thus renamed it to One...Two (and the rest is the same) - hope that you'll like it and .. and have a good healthy smile about it! Cheers and wishing you a grand good day there! Concerned'Citizen 04:21, 4 June 2013 (BST)

3D Cinemas

Continuing from our in-game conversation, all you do is check the clothing options in any cinemas you find for 3D glasses and then add the cinema's wiki page to 3D Cinemas. So far I have been keeping track of cinemas with this and this. I was debating on placing the template in the Template space, but since it's not completed I haven't. Feel free to edit it if you want to add cinema locations. --Klexur 04:45, 24 October 2012 (BST)

Okay-dok. Which suburbs do you (and I) want to do? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:24, 25 October 2012 (BST)
These suburbs have no cinemas and therefore need not be checked:
Barrville, Dartside, Darvall Heights, Dunningwood, Eastonwood, Gibsonton, Greentown, Grigg Heights, Judgewood, Ketchelbank, Pegton, Penny Heights, Pescodside, Ridleybank, Williamsville, Wyke Hills
These have already been found to have 3D glasses so we could skip checking them for now:
East Boundwood, Gatcombeton, Lerwill Heights, Pashenton, Quarlesbank, Rhodenbank, Roftwood, Roywood, Ruddlebank, Shuttlebank, West Grayside, Whittenside, Yagoton
That just leaves the rest of Malton, except the northern edge which I walked through once and the cinemas were either ruined or non-3D. I really need to recruit more people to help with this considering how large an area it is to search. --Klexur 15:41, 25 October 2012 (BST)
I could start with the SW corner, and work my way east. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 16:15, 25 October 2012 (BST)
Thanks, that'd actually be a big help. --Klexur 16:58, 25 October 2012 (BST)

Apparently, ruined buildings prevents any clothing items to be found, so this will be more difficult than I thought, with all the generators, fuel, and ammo I'll need.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 21:01, 29 October 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, I found that out the hard way when I started. I didn't think to mention things like that. Sorry. =S --Klexur 02:32, 31 October 2012 (UTC)

I feel bad that you've been making so many updates and I haven't. It's hard finding a revive in some of these deserted suburbs. I don't know how you manage it. --Klexur 04:57, 20 December 2012 (UTC)

I have a very (im)polite revive me note on my zombie profile. That must be it. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 05:02, 20 December 2012 (UTC)
If it has the word 'Bitch' in it, then I approve. A ZOMBIE ANT 13:00, 21 December 2012 (UTC)
No bitch, but idiot. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 15:24, 21 December 2012 (UTC)

I checked cinemas in Brooksville and most of the South Blythville (only Bennet Cinema isn't checked. I was going through recent changes, with aid of pure boredom it felt like good idea. If you don't belive me you can go and double check it - all cinemas in area are caded. --Labla 16:45, 22 January 2013 (UTC)

Thanks! Just checked Bennet. Nothing three dimensional happening. Everything is 2D. The lack of height is uncomfortable on my stature. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:58, 22 January 2013 (UTC)

Very cool. Thumbs up...yes I said it like they say high five in Hot Tub Time Machine 2. Neutral objector

Found 3D Cinemas

Not actually done, in case you're wondering.

Yes check.png Spicer Hills

Yes check.png Wakerman Cinema
Error.png not Ensor Cinema
Error.png not Helliar Cinema

Yes check.png Old Arkham

Error.png not Blanchflower Cinema
Error.png not Bulmer Cinema

Yes check.png New Arkham

Error.png not Judd Cinema

Yes check.png Foulkes Village

Error.png not Marton Cinema
Error.png not Punnett Cinema
Error.png not Ayers Cinema
Error.png not Stephens Cinema
Error.png not Mockridge Cinema

Yes check.png North Blythville

Yes check.png Knowles Cinema
Error.png not Puckard Cinema

Yes check.png Reganbank

Error.png not Percival Cinema

Yes check.png Dunell Hills

Error.png not Eckersley Cinema
Error.png not Newten Cinema

Yes check.png Lukinswood

Error.png not Somerville Cinema
Error.png not Latham Cinema

Yes check.png Stanbury Village

Error.png not Lacy Cinema
Error.png not Beacham Cinema
Error.png not Rowson Cinema

Yes check.png Hollomstown

Error.png not Stampfordham Cinema
Error.png not Barnes Cinema
Error.png not Loockyer Cinema

Yes check.png Miltown

Error.png not Currington Cinema

Yes check.png Tollyton

Error.png not Coy Cinema
Error.png not Keys Cinema

Yes check.png East Grayside

Error.png not Chilcot Cinema
Error.png not Cooksley Cinema
Error.png not Wilbraham Cinema

Yes check.png Roachtown

Error.png not Luckraft Cinema
Ambiguous.png Sonvico Cinema
Ambiguous.png Glanfield Cinema

Yes check.png Nixbank

Error.png not Chenery Cinema

Yes check.png Crooketon

Error.png not Moberly Cinema
Error.png not Gwilliam Cinema

Yes check.png Mornington

Yes check.png Priscott Cinema
Error.png not Megamax Cinema

Yes check.png Wykewood

Error.png not Frederick Cinema
Error.png not Pretor Cinema
Error.png not Banger Cinema
Error.png not Amatt Cinema
Error.png not McNamara Cinema

Yes check.png Mockridge Heights

Error.png not Cockle Cinema

Yes check.png Richmond Hills

Error.png not Cunningham Cinema
Error.png not Freeguard Cinema
Yes check.png Timmins Cinema
Error.png not Hemmins Cinema
Error.png not Edgcumbe Cinema
Error.png not Powles Cinema

Yes check.png Molebank

Error.png not Jouxson Cinema
Error.png not Badman Cinema
Error.png not Bygrave Cinema
Error.png not Bletso Cinema

Yes check.png Shore Hills

Error.png not Clegg Cinema
Error.png not Wadham Cinema

Yes check.png Danversbank

Error.png not Ruddle Cinema
Error.png not Kirkland Cinema
Error.png not Mohrinck Cinema
Error.png not Kilingback Cinema

Yes check.png Pennville

Yes check.png Ramsdale Cinema
Error.png not Grinter Cinema
Error.png not Woolven Cinema
Error.png not Surtees Cinema

Yes check.png Wray Heights

Error.png not Sollas Cinema
Error.png not Mayer Cinema
Error.png not Bailey Cinema
Error.png not Colborne Cinema
Error.png not Solomon Cinema
Error.png not Whitchurch Cinema

Yes check.png Lockettside

Error.png not Vine Cinema

Yes check.png South Blythville

Error.png not Robins Cinema
Error.png not Mear Cinema
Error.png not Smallwood Cinema
Error.png not Bennet Cinema

Yes check.png Tapton

Error.png not Bragge Cinema

Yes check.png Kempsterbank

Error.png not Isherwood Cinema
Error.png not Courage Cinema
Error.png not Wawer Cinema

Yes check.png Shackleville

Error.png not Macaulay Cinema
Error.png not Terrell Cinema
Error.png not Maybee Cinema
Error.png not Lucy Cinema

Yes check.png Brooksville

Error.png not McNally Cinema
Error.png not Vaugham Cinema
Error.png not Grills Cinema
Yes check.png Ellison Cinema

Yes check.png Owsleybank

Error.png not Vesey Cinema
Error.png not Dalgliesh Cinema

Yes check.png Galbraith Hills

Error.png not Fritz Cinema
Error.png not Munford Cinema

Yes check.png Kinch Heights

Error.png not Finlay Cinema

Yes check.png Buttonville

Error.png not Bonning Cinema
Error.png not Lyne Cinema
Error.png not Halliley Cinema

Yes check.png Fryerbank

Error.png not Clear Cinema
Error.png not Atkins Cinema

Yes check.png Scarletwood

Yes check.png Gillespie Cinema

Yes check.png Gulsonside

Error.png not Spire Cinema
Error.png not Pavitt Cinema

Yes check.png Starlingtown

Error.png not Tidd Cinema
Error.png not Crump Cinema

A question...

I've posed this question before, but with all the wiki game work you've done, you might know an answer. Is there a way through a link to edit a page? I really, really want to make single click updates for buildings (you click on safe, ruined, etc and then just click submit), but I don't know how or if it's possible to add text to the edit box (I'm pretty sure there is a way to do so with the subject line, but that doesn't help). You seem like quite the wiki... um, gnome, and I thought you might have some suggestions on the matter. --K 23:18, 25 April 2013 (BST)

If I remember correctly, InputBox allows you to have pre-set/pre-loaded (automatically placed) text/code in the edit box when you create a page. (This is to help out newbies; I don't know about already-existing pages.) I also remember you could remove the search field and just have a named button, such as "Safe" or "Ruined". We don't have this extension and we're not getting it. (I asked.) I know Klexur managed to have a template pop-up automatically, but yeah, that doesn't help. I'm pretty sure this requires an extension, so no luck. Sad --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:39, 25 April 2013 (BST)

Bejebus.

You probably get this a lot, but your little 'game' entertained me. I should have been asleep as of 4 hours ago, but I have no regrets having tried to navigate your little world. (Keep the amazing work up.) -- Chirurgien  (talk 18:29, 26 April 2013 (BST)

Aw thanks! I will. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 20:35, 26 April 2013 (BST)

SitReps

Just wanted to mention that I enjoy reading most of the things you write, which remarkably enough includes the danger reports you post :p

That is all. PB&J 23:00, 28 May 2013 (BST)

Thanks. I try to make myself entertaining to myself. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:04, 28 May 2013 (BST)
A rare, but oh so enjoyable mindset. I try to provide information on one hand and additional entertainment on the other, and as much as I can in character, but maybe I should try combining them as well :) PB&J 23:07, 28 May 2013 (BST)
If you had only one hand, you'd be forced to combine them. Or maybe you'd be missing just one part. A third hand, I'm not so sure. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:16, 28 May 2013 (BST)
What if I were an octopus? PB&J 23:21, 28 May 2013 (BST)
Then you would have suction cups. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:22, 28 May 2013 (BST)
Yes, but would I be able to act out all my alter ego's? PB&J 23:23, 28 May 2013 (BST)
I suppose if you could contort your octopus arms into puppet shapes, then yes. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:27, 28 May 2013 (BST)
What if one of my alter-ego's is an octopus? PB&J 08:43, 29 May 2013 (BST)
Then you're a mutant. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:52, 29 May 2013 (BST)
Would that change how you think about me? PB&J 03:36, 23 June 2013 (BST)
Don't think so, no, probably not. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 13:15, 23 June 2013 (BST)

Minigame comments

Hey! I'm starting to play your minigame in the hotel. I noticed one thing so far: here it says "The dead bring snap wooden panels over the windows..." Am I just having trouble parsing the sentence, or are there two verbs there? Bob Moncrief EBDW! 01:19, 23 June 2013 (BST)

It's a typo. Thanks. It's nice having more than three eyes. DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:24, 23 June 2013 (BST)
One more - in this spot and its equivalent spots in the other pathways (at least the couple I checked), the sentence "None no specific as a knock" appears, which I think should be "None as specific as a knock" or something like that? And I assume it's a joke about me wearing glasses... Bob Moncrief EBDW! 19:51, 23 June 2013 (BST)
I'm not sure about that one. It does sound fine to me. That 'as' is an adverb, and there's such a thing as an adverb 'no'. (In a not-really-the-same-sentence such as this: they were no more able to perform the task than I was.) I don't know. I might go through and rewrite it later. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:27, 24 June 2013 (BST)
The problem is that it's not being used as an adverb. In your example, "no more" modifies "were". In the one Bob cited, "no specific" modifies "none", which makes no sense. "None so specific" could be used instead, but it'd have a meaning contrary to what you intended. Likewise, "as" would have the same problem. Aichon 02:14, 24 June 2013 (BST)

grue 4 you?

A little inspiration for you? ~Vsig.png 19:42, 22 July 2013 (UTC)

Haha. Ha. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 19:44, 22 July 2013 (BST)

Nice work!

love the game.kept me intrigued for days!PayneTrain(NWO/FU) 17:04, 25 August 2013 (BST)

Awesome! Thanks! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:33, 25 August 2013 (BST)

I'm sorry ;_;

Hello there! I apologise for not asking for permission before setting up the mini-game I've been working on (as well as for flooding Recent Edits for it. I wanted to let you know that I really appreciate and love your stories, and your work on making UDGame templates. I've added credits to you on the attribution link on each page; please do let me know if you wish to be credited in a specific way, though! -- Unpax pax. Unslave slave. Unknow power. BB watch you. (stalk · KT · FoD · UT) 00:11, 5 April 2014 (UTC)

No worries, you don't need permission. Have fun though! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 15:16, 5 April 2014 (UTC)

Speak/Graffiti

Hello again. Is there a way to include the speak and graffiti functions for custom-made in-game Urban Dead templates?

Trying to replicate the current in-game visuals as much as possible, while still adapting them for the new style I have in mind.

If you want to check it out: Linkage. I could use feedback.

Thanks!-- TheBardofOld 18:02, 28 April 2014 (UTC)


Hi. Functionally, can't have a speak/graffiti action. It'd work out similar to Zork. But it's possible visually:

I like marshmallows.Speak

(Haven't put this together into a template.) Your suburbs are cool. I figured it would be fun to have temporary cities that would cycle through, alongside the Malton gameplay. Sort of like Monroeville and Borehamwood except not just Monroeville and Borehamwood. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:25, 28 April 2014 (UTC)

A modified InputBox could be a way to go, but Kevan isn't up to adding these sorts of things. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:28, 28 April 2014 (UTC)

Thanks...

...for catching this. I oftentimes copy/paste things temporarily, and I must've accidentally copied that one without cutting it. Or at least that's my story that I'm sticking to. Quite embarassing (to have been caught so quickly). :P Aichon 04:48, 18 November 2014 (UTC)

I'm on to you, you. Tongue :P --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:05, 19 November 2014 (UTC)

Demotions

Sorry for the delay, was madly busy at the beginning of May and must have overlooked your request. I'm asking for the necessary confirmation, and am doing so on your talk page additionally as you have probably mail notification turned on. -- Spiderzed 11:28, 4 June 2015 (UTC)

Thanks, I've responded there. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:43, 10 June 2015 (UTC)

Your policy passed & Changes made

Hi AHLG! I just wanted to congratulate (and thank) you on the A/RE and A/BP changes policy passing. I've gone through and made all the changed I can think of effected by the new policy, but I wanted to let you know I've made a list of changes on the policy talk page, if you'd like to go over them and make sure I haven't missed anything/messed anything up. There are a couple unclear points remaining, on A/BP vote tiebreakers and what to do with Sysop Check. Thanks again! Bob Moncrief EBDW! 17:42, 29 November 2015 (UTC)

Thanks, I'll take a look. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 19:11, 29 November 2015 (UTC)

Your game

I've enjoyed your game in the past and I stumbled on this today User:A_Helpful_Little_Gnome/School2CN1Read. I mean thank you it's cool to have my name in there even if unexpected lol. :D Also sorry if I broke anything haven't used the wiki in ages. Thanks again.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆/CAPD 13:25, 29 October 2016 (UTC)

Awe, thanks! You're right next to Kevan, apparently. Surprised anyone reads out those lists. And nothing's broke! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:38, 3 November 2016 (UTC)

Before anyone else gents the chance to say it.

Thank you for all the fixes and such. I took a look at the main page real quick to see if I could fix it but so far I can't figure anything out. --JarethBee (talk) 20:29, 5 May 2018 (UTC)

You're welcome! It's a lot easier with the ban button. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:16, 5 May 2018 (UTC)
Right on --JarethBee (talk) 18:32, 6 May 2018 (UTC)

Spillover from admin pages

RE: Dead name/link change I wanted to make sure you saw my comment on the Admin page. Not only does it seem integrally wrong for a newer group to essentially replace an old one, when for historical purposes none should ever supplant another, but I also thought since its historical its not supposed to be modified? Imnot against the new group but they should come up with their own idea or accept becoming the sequel/next gen. Shouldnt really be anj issue to change the group name too if all the characters are their own users too right? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Neutral objector (talkcontribs) 01:59, 13 May 2018.

Takes your arguments to the relevant talk page, Jack. You're pretty terrible at sockpuppetry. --Dragonshardz (talk) 03:28, 13 May 2018 (UTC)
Don't bring it to people's talk page just because they propose a solution you disagree with. Address it at the relevant page. A ZOMBIE ANT 08:09, 13 May 2018 (UTC)

Thanks

Apparently I forgot to go back and get those pages. Thanks for the catch. Aichon 18:14, 14 May 2018 (UTC)

I am on phone too! Will give another look through later. Np.   AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 18:22, 14 May 2018 (UTC)

Spillover from admin pages 2

Please update Peddelston Village, Chudleytoon, and Owlsleybank to "Ghost town grey". I was in all three today. Have checked actually everyday since Friday and all havent changed. Owlsleybank was wrongly stated being full of zombies when only a small patch are at the NT Woodeborne along the wall. And if Aichon wishes to check my IP, though also no bad faith committed, Im sure a public library is not considered a proxy. Please update the map. --Fact checker (talk) 19:12, 15 May 2018 (UTC)

You're welcome to update them yourself. Just click the link to "Update [SUBURB_NAME]'s Danger Level" on any given suburb page, then follow the instructions on the page it takes you to. Aichon 21:26, 15 May 2018 (UTC)

You're OK

I like the The Dead page resolution. I just don't want those little shits fucking up the minimalist beauty of our original threat to the world. These asshole kids today want everything overdone and re-damn-diculous. As long as that simple Dead page is up, I am content. You're one of the good ones, G.--Globetrotters Icon.png #99 DCC 15:51, 22 July 2018 (UTC)

The simple page was my work; a shameless homage to the original page. You're welcome. --ooɹd ǝʌɐɥ sʇɐoƃ sʍoʅʚ ǝɹɔuoɯ uǝɹɐʞWe're going to destroy everything, and you can't stop usYou rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 20:17, 22 July 2018 (UTC)
You're a cunt. I mean, you're ok, too. Thanks, Mate. --Globetrotters Icon.png #99 DCC 21:44, 22 July 2018 (UTC)

You guys are all so loving. No problem. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:39, 23 July 2018 (UTC)

It's been almost 20 years and the game is still up and you are still here. Insanity.Also I don't remember how to use this - DCC

I am also amazed. It's like a bad habit. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 20:58, 31 August 2024 (UTC)

no

I'll never forgive you. THE CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER 12:03, 15 August 2018 (UTC)

I'm innocent! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 15:11, 15 August 2018 (UTC)
You dissident. THE CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER 05:50, 16 August 2018 (UTC)
It's spelled "indecent". --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:18, 16 August 2018 (UTC)

Main Page reedits

I just wanted to stop by and say I've dedicated just a couple of hours to rejigging the main page and I now have an unbelievably huge appreciation for all you did with all the time and dedication you put into revamping the MP all those years ago. Amazing work mate. THE CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER 06:29, 30 September 2018 (UTC)

Thanks! It was quite challenging. You should be able to make bigger changes than me (fewer people to resist). --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 21:02, 1 October 2018 (UTC)
Yeah. Again, not just a great achievement from technical standards but also from bureaucratic standards. THE CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER 23:21, 1 October 2018 (UTC)

Just an A/BP ping

Hi Gnome! I just wanted to ping you since you haven't been active since October, and are currently winning the ongoing crat election, in case you haven't been following along. Hope you've been well! Bob Moncrief EBDW! 13:57, 8 December 2018 (UTC)

Ah, well. Consider me pinged! Takk. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 14:30, 8 December 2018 (UTC)

hagnat's bid

I feel that A/PM is a couple active users away from breaking out into assylum spam any minute. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION 02:11, 9 August 2019 (UTC)

Well, I'm sure someone will put a stop to that by promptly archiving it! And then onto someone's talk page... --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 05:45, 9 August 2019 (UTC)
As they say, disk space == cheep? DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION 14:01, 9 August 2019 (UTC)
Well, if we were smart we would invest in these disk spaces, and spam away at will. We would be so rich by now. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 20:27, 9 August 2019 (UTC)
"assylum spam" -- back to the ol' days, you mean ? --hagnat 18:12, 12 August 2019 (UTC)
Just think about how actually long ago that was... DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION 01:56, 13 August 2019 (UTC)
if i say 2011, it would still be a more behaved wiki compared to what it was in 2007 :P --hagnat 19:15, 13 August 2019 (UTC)
You guys are making me feel ancient! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 20:07, 13 August 2019 (UTC)
Hagnat, it WAS in 2007! Assylum was the shining light of the wiki compared to everything else then!
And yes... You are ancient, Gnome :( DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION 22:54, 13 August 2019 (UTC)
Note how I conspicuously pointed the finger at you while leaving Hagnat and I out of that classification... Smooth. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION 22:57, 13 August 2019 (UTC)
I am feeling really old now. I was ~25 back in 2007, now i am nearing 40's... wtf? --hagnat 18:35, 14 August 2019 (UTC)
Clear proof that UDWiki is the primary cause of aging. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 20:52, 14 August 2019 (UTC)
Almost nothing grew me up as fast as dealing with drama on UDWiki... DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION 01:21, 15 August 2019 (UTC)

Boo

Hello there, my old friend. Got Discord? There's something I want to discuss in secret. It's the toppest secretest of them all. Axe Hack#9495. I'll be waiting... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:58, 13 February 2020 (UTC)

I am interested, good sir. I will come alone and at an unexpected time of my choosing, but I will come armed (with a toothbrush) and with the afternoon sun in your eyes. 'Till then, --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:39, 14 February 2020 (UTC)
The wiki has a Discord and you not being on it shocks me. All right. What about Facebook or Twitter? My social links are posted everywhere on this wiki. Slide into my DMs and we'll discuss the super secret topic that may or may not be related to something else I've recently posted on this wiki. I will wait for you on the park bench with a mannequin dressed like Keanu Reeves. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 04:05, 14 February 2020 (UTC)
Discord it is. If I had an acronym there, it would be TOP. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:42, 20 February 2020 (UTC)

more games!

thank you. keen to give it a try. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION 03:06, 3 March 2020 (UTC)

Awesome! Might be a while until anything visibly happens. I have to neatly plan this one so everything works together. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:05, 3 March 2020 (UTC)
*makes a mess everywhere* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:27, 6 March 2020 (UTC)
Yeah, well you definitely are with that abusive volume of white space, sir. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:40, 6 March 2020 (UTC)

how am i supposed to learn about freight at this rate, huh, you tell me They never lynch children, babies—no matter what they do they are whitewashed in advance 22:02, 27 March 2020 (UTC)

I'm just trying to disrupt the transportation industry. You know... to let the apocalypse happen. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:09, 27 March 2020 (UTC)
I knew Gnome was behind Coronavirus. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION 03:40, 28 March 2020 (UTC)


Banned Account

Hello Mr. Gnome. I don't use the wiki other than to play your game (I love it, by the way) and to create a page for my group. The page is called The Meatshielders. My friend Wild Crazy created it first but said he got banned for vandalism, so I created an account to finish it, but you keep banning me and I don't know why. Could you please unban me just long enough to finish my page? After that you can go ahead and ban me (I don't know why, but you seem to have a reason) since I finished your game so I won't be using the wiki anymore. Don't unban my friend, he's a troll.

note Sorry for doing this incorrectly the first time, I hope I did it right this time. --User:Hat of Pain 22:42, 3 December 2021 (UTC)

you ain't got no friends fucknuts. And sign your posts. --K 22:39, 3 December 2021 (UTC)
You were banned because there were a dozen or so accounts editing from pretty much the same IP, all coming from the same geographic region and making the same types of edits. It looked like the same person making disruptive edits, such as to the Dead, and making multiple accounts to do so. I'll give you the benefit for now, if another sysops want to add anything. But please don't create any new accounts, don't use proxies, and don't mess around with other groups pages. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:20, 4 December 2021 (UTC)
The wiki can be extremely hard to navigate on hardmode... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise (talkcontribs) 13:18, 11 December 2021.

deleting my user pages and Contributions

hey. how so i go about removing my pages? it’s been while. --User:Sexualharrison01:42, 27 December 2021 01:42, 27 December 2021 (UTC)

deleting my user pages and Contributions

hey. how so i go about removing my pages? it’s been while. --User:Sexualharrison01:42, 27 December 2021 01:42, 27 December 2021 (UTC)

Which ones? Every single page in your user space, or just a few? And your talk page? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:57, 27 December 2021 (UTC)
Never mind I went through the rabbit hole and started reading and I’m like oh whatever the stuff is doing no harm and there’s some really funny things in there so just forget it I guess I’ll leave it. Hope all is well.--User:Sexualharrison10:14, 27 December 2021 10:14, 27 December 2021 (UTC)
Sounds good! Happy holidays! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:55, 28 December 2021 (UTC)

Sorry

Sorry if I triggered something to accidentally get blocked. Just wanting to edit my group page, etc. -Robert the Doll (talk) 03:48, 27 June 2024 (UTC)

No I am sorry! You did nothing wrong. We have had so many spambots showing up (99% of new accounts) that I went straight to the ban button. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 05:07, 27 June 2024 (UTC)

Checkuser

I've already brought the issue of checkuser to the attention of Leaky on the Udwiki Discord in April. The extension doesn't work anymore, the last wiki update seems to have broken it. -- Spiderzed 12:34, 4 September 2024 (UTC)

We are receding into the dark ages. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 13:14, 4 September 2024 (UTC)

Discord reunion

Come on. You know you want to. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 05:00, 3 October 2024 (UTC)

Ah, a secret club. Are there any... sacrifices? Or is this the Kool-Aid type of gathering? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:46, 4 October 2024 (UTC)
There's Amazing, Ron Burgundy, Padre Romero, Vito the Don, Aichon, Maverick Farrant, vapor, and hagnat. I suppose you could say it's become a party of some sort. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 07:36, 4 October 2024 (UTC)
They can't be real. All impersonators. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 12:55, 4 October 2024 (UTC)
Join in, and lets start a campaign "Hagnat for crat 2024!" --hagnat 13:46, 4 October 2024 (UTC)
I have begun my lurking. And I may vote for you if you plan on handling the homeless population. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 14:42, 4 October 2024 (UTC)
Will there be cookies? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:29, 4 October 2024 (UTC)
Also I suspect our gnomey friend here might start a famine soon. I don't know. Call it a weird gut feeling. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:33, 4 October 2024 (UTC)
A potato famine? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 19:41, 4 October 2024 (UTC)

Spambot

New spambot, just fyi. AndyMatthews (talk) 11:23, 11 October 2024 (UTC)

Thanks, believe I got them all. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 13:38, 11 October 2024 (UTC)
We have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 16:24, 11 October 2024 (UTC)