Unholy Trinity
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Abbreviation:
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UT
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Group Numbers:
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3. We're a trinity. Duh.
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Leadership:
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Cataleya (forum diplomacy), Aruhito (wiki diplomacy)
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Goals:
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Sight-seeing, and crashing into every firing range in Malton. Oh, and shopping!
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Recruitment Policy:
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Private group.
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Contact:
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Talk:Unholy Trinity
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What is Unholy Trinity?
Unholy Trinity is a tightly-knit group consisting of three highly-coordinated players, taking upon the roles of The Shopaholic (Cataleya), The Go-Go Dancer (Harduk) and The Fiction Writer (Annabelle whispers). The Batshit Insane (Aruhito) has not returned to us after the chaos of a very enthusiastic Cat's intense shopping spree. We are still waiting on news about her whereabouts.
OMGWTFBBQ YOU KILLED ME! I'M SO ANGRY!
It's nothing against you, we promise! We usually just kill anyone who pushed us in the queue to the checkout counter in the grocery store, people who turn their music up way too loudly, policemen who just sit around and eat donuts, or anyone who interferes with our shopping, really. You see, we love shopping. Shopping, shopping, shopping, go go supermarkets, hooray!
Of course, there are always exceptions to this rule.
If you feel particularly upset about getting killed, feel free to leave a message in the talk page. Speaking of which...
Killboard
Kill count: 286 as of 8 November 2017 (UTC)
Kills prior to December 18, 2013 (including Samhain Slaughter Seven kills) can be found here.
Dates
300 kills: ???
250 kills: August 6, 2014
200 kills: July 5, 2014
150 kills: December 14, 2013
100 kills: November 2, 2013
75 kills: October 4, 2013
50 kills: September 18, 2013
25 kills: August 29, 2013
10 kills: August 13, 2013
Penumbral Peril
Unholy guest appearance
Penumbral Peril
Unholy guest appearance
Penumbral Peril
# |
Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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281 |
2017.11.07 |
Widowmaker May |
THEM |
Harduk |
The Haslock Building |
Apologies |
[5]
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280 |
2017.11.06 |
zombra |
Zombra's Pub |
Cataleya |
The Acourt Arms |
[6]
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279 |
2017.11.06 |
Henry McCliff |
Zombra's Pub |
Cataleya |
The Acourt Arms |
[7]
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278 |
2017.11.06 |
Rabbilove |
Zombra's Pub |
Annabelle |
The Acourt Arms |
Returning a special favor |
[8]
|
277 |
2017.11.04 |
Humphreybot |
THEM |
Harduk |
St Louis's Hospital |
Sorted ! |
[9]
|
276 |
2017.11.02 |
Top Sarge |
THEM |
Harduk |
The Haslock Building |
Smoking kills |
[10]
|
275 |
2017.11.02 |
Jack Goodaxe |
THEM |
Cataleya |
The Haslock Building |
[11]
|
274 |
2017.11.02 |
Top Sarge |
THEM |
Annabelle |
The Haslock Building |
Paying attention |
[12]
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273 |
2017.10.31 |
Top Sarge |
THEM |
Annabelle |
The Haslock Building |
Fair trade |
[13]
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272 |
2017.10.31 |
DaivdBaekr |
THEM |
Cataleya |
The Haslock Building |
No draping ! |
[14]
|
271 |
2017.10.30 |
Dex Ter |
THEM |
Annabelle |
The Haslock Building |
Get used to it |
[15]
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270 |
2017.10.30 |
Top Sarge |
THEM |
Annabelle |
The Haslock Building |
Missed me ? |
[16]
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269 |
2017.10.30 |
Widowmaker May |
THEM |
Cataleya |
The Haslock Building |
[17]
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268 |
2017.10.26 |
Azul Sun |
THEM |
Harduk |
The Haslock Building |
I see you ! |
[18]
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267 |
2017.10.26 |
DaivdBaekr |
THEM |
Annabelle |
The Haslock Building |
Show off ! |
[19]
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266 |
2017.10.26 |
Top Sarge |
THEM |
Annabelle |
The Haslock Building |
Gimme that ! |
[20]
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265 |
2017.10.26 |
Dex Ter |
THEM |
Cataleya |
The Haslock Building |
Bloody mess |
[21]
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264 |
2017.10.25 |
St Sir Thomas Moore |
CCPD |
Annabelle |
The Lethbridge Building |
No anything? No problem |
[22]
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263 |
2017.10.22 |
warnie685 |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Cataleya |
St Eutychian's Hospital |
People will talk |
[23]
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262 |
2017.10.22 |
Millhouser |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Annabelle |
St Pius's Hospital |
Still first to find him |
[24]
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261 |
2017.10.22 |
Frank Burn |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Harduk |
St Matheos's Hospital |
Frank Burrnnnnnsss |
[25]
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260 |
2017.10.18 |
Dwight Morris |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Cataleya / Annabelle whispers |
A Factory |
Still smelling from a mile away |
[26]
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259 |
2017.10.18 |
Sabine Burby |
None |
Cataleya / Annabelle |
A Factory |
Always honored |
[27]
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258 |
2017.10.16 |
warnie685 |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Cataleya |
Crossman Grove Police Dept |
A kiss, Its been a while |
[28]
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257 |
2017.10.16 |
Millhouser |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Annabelle |
Freeman Towers |
What a joke, [29] |
His profile after our encounter
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256 |
2017.10.16 |
Dwight Morris |
Soldiers of Crossman |
Annabelle |
A Factory |
A clean and a shave?, Needs a time out
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255 |
2014.8.9 |
Pale Horseman |
none |
Aruhito |
Woodland Cinema |
penultimate hit, should i take is as an omen that we keep running into each other?
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254 |
2014.8.13 |
Revelation22 |
Holy Unity |
Aruhito |
Club Webbe |
penultimate hit, it seems Dame Arnjay is on my side, and so is lady luck.
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253 |
2014.8.9 |
Miyajima |
Hyper-Umbrella Corporation |
Harduk |
The Flowar Building |
some people just need to go clubbing, but others can use a good clubbing.
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252 |
2014.8.8 |
Sable Maiara |
Hemlock and Roses ♀ |
Aruhito |
Shuffery Cinema |
penultimate hit, i came back, to take the upper hand.
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251 |
2014.8.6 |
Alf Wallace |
THEM |
Cataleya |
The Flowar Building |
white knighting? i'll pass.
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250 |
2014.8.5 |
Michael Safland |
Hyper-Umbrella Corporation |
Cataleya |
The Parks Building |
we're more persistent than you think, but you ought to know that by now.
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249 |
2014.8.1 |
Tybalt Peroni |
Zombra's Pub |
Aruhito |
The Acourt Arms |
penultimate hit, your name makes me hungry, though, i meant to take a slice, not a stab!
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248 |
2014.8.1 |
Alf Wallace |
THEM |
Harduk |
The Hockin Building |
there's no way i'm doing this, actually, never mind, i did it anyway.
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247 |
2014.7.31 |
Alex Yamata |
Hyper-Umbrella Corporation |
Harduk |
The Flowar Building |
whoa, he warned you beforehand!
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246 |
2014.7.31 |
Gabby the Bard |
none |
Aruhito |
The Bruce Building |
penultimate hit, this is just how i say 'hi', i'm way too shy to do it otherwise.
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245 |
2014.7.31 |
Jeff250 |
Dual Nature |
Cataleya |
The Bruce Building |
i'd rather be absinthe minded, than absent minded.
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244 |
2014.7.30 |
SuperDante1 |
none |
Harduk |
Sheapperd Library |
the devil may cry, but i have no mercy.
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243 |
2014.7.30 |
zombra |
Zombra's Pub |
Aruhito |
The Acourt Arms |
penultimate hit, are your reflexes waning? seems this is the one near-death attack you didn't dodge.
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242 |
2014.7.30 |
Michael Safland |
Hyper-Umbrella Corporation |
Cataleya |
The Flowar Building |
hey, i'm sorry, i thought your head was a ball.
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241 |
2014.7.29 |
Alex Yamata |
Hyper-Umbrella Corporation |
Cataleya |
The Flowar Building |
she's going for it, HOME RUN!
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240 |
2014.7.29 |
Miyajima |
Hyper-Umbrella Corporation |
Cataleya |
The Flowar Building |
THIS. IS. TRINITAS!
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The New River of Death
Trinity Mall
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Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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238 |
2014.7.21 |
ran smith |
none |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
penultimate hit, why didn't run away when the rest have gone?
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237 |
2014.7.21 |
Guntotting Maniac |
none |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
penultimate hit, shall we have an insane-off? let the best guntotting maniac win.
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236 |
2014.7.21 |
Rogue M |
Final Resistance |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
there is no final resistance, there is no final revolution.
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235 |
2014.7.20 |
F700 |
none |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
can't you see that this is a restricted area?
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234 |
2014.7.20 |
Bubbly Bub |
none |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
did i burst your bubble?
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233 |
2014.7.19 |
derpderp88 |
none |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
penultimate derp, i'll never herp as hard as i derped.
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232 |
2014.7.19 |
penvseniy |
Bad Wolf |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
go home, bad dog, this isn't your kennel and you're drunk.
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231 |
2014.7.19 |
Bob Filner |
none |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
that wasn't supposed to be a compliment. i mean, you have quite the gall!
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230 |
2014.7.19 |
Darchemy |
none |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
BANGARANG!
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229 |
2014.7.19 |
Mirna |
none |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
somehow i feel like we have to put this tax reform into writing.
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228 |
2014.7.17 |
Darkjoker85 |
none |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
the last laugh is mine!
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227 |
2014.7.15 |
TheHorseHead |
none |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
i can't even tell if this is a prank, or if someone has some really terrible hygiene.
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226 |
2014.7.15 |
Layne Mallory |
The revenants |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
you weren't supposed to come back.
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225 |
2014.7.14 |
Pale Horseman |
none |
Harduk |
Junkyard 25,7 |
i'm sorry, but your master is in another hell!
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224 |
2014.7.14 |
Ausstie |
none |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
that's right, boys, calvert's ours now.
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Back to Basics
# |
Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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223 |
2014.7.14 |
DaxterD1 |
none |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
penultimate hit, it almost screams of 'hey, shoot me right now!'
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222 |
2014.7.13 |
LtAdams |
none |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
no love for you, just bullets.
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221 |
2014.7.13 |
McZombie McFighter |
none |
Harduk |
McEvoy Drive Railway Station |
i like your style, how did you make that novelty ear necklace?
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220 |
2014.7.13 |
Zenebatos |
The Dead |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
i didn't know that zombies liked shopping as much as we do!
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219 |
2014.7.13 |
F700 |
none |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
you're dead... again.
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218 |
2014.7.12 |
KingofSchizophrenia |
none |
Harduk |
McEvoy Drive Railway Station |
i'll say, your dreams are pretty messed up.
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217 |
2014.7.11 |
Viprin |
-ETK- |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
you're something else to keep staying where you die, huh?
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216 |
2014.7.11 |
F700 |
none |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
penultimate hit i can't even for the life of me tell tell what you're supposed to be!
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215 |
2014.7.11 |
DaxterD1 |
none |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
the mall isn't some free homeless people's shelter, you're overstaying, and we're here to collect your rent.
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214 |
2014.7.11 |
Darchemy |
none |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
too tall? no problem, we also cut inches off your length... er, height.
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213 |
2014.7.9 |
Hyve1 |
Allwillruin |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
if you kill newbs who sleep on the street, then don't sleep in the mall, amateur.
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212 |
2014.7.9 |
Zenebatos |
The Dead |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
how dare you betray your zethren like this? we're bringing you back to them, regardless.
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211 |
2014.7.8 |
Pale Horseman |
none |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
in communist malton, I take YOU to hell!
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210 |
2014.7.8 |
Revelation22 |
none |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
we're nowhere close to the river kievan, what kind of crack are you on? this is pretty much the city of death.
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209 |
2014.7.8 |
Dudeaga |
none |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
it's like malton's factories all produce clones! hey, we can all dream.
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208 |
2014.7.7 |
m1m |
Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
penultimate hit there may be a cure to the infection, but none for the city's decay.
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207 |
2014.7.7 |
Samuel Lamb |
Communist Party of Malton |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
thought you'd be left unscathed?
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206 |
2014.7.7 |
Hagen von Gibichung |
none |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
let the games begin! a half-nibelung corpse, to start things off!
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205 |
2014.7.7 |
Darkjoker85 |
none |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
shame, i thought there was something underneath that trickster's visage.
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204 |
2014.7.6 |
Viprin |
-ETK- |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
we all die to live, we all live to die.
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203 |
2014.7.6 |
morbid x |
none |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
penultimate hit, live every day like it's your last, die like you'll live again.
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202 |
2014.7.6 |
Koverchenko |
none |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
your height doesn't help your case, neither do the dogtags. what's up with the weird jacket anyway?
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201 |
2014.7.6 |
Anadorian Silverblad |
none |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
i can give you some fashion advice: everything looks better bloodred.
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200 |
2014.7.5 |
tthe jerk |
none |
Harduk |
Junkyard 25,7 |
i bet you already knew, but you're quite the jerk
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199 |
2014.7.5 |
Loveburger |
Rbrh mrh! |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
if your love was just a burger, will you let me take a bite?
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The Reunion of a Trinity
# |
Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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198 |
2014.6.23 |
Ghost Pepper |
none |
Harduk |
Cleal Cinema |
penultimate hit, i do not seek to torment you, but rather, to expunge you.
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197 |
2014.6.21 |
Torir |
none |
Aruhito |
McEvoy Drive Railway Station |
penultimate hit, that's almost 'surviving in malton 101'! flak jackets can't protect you from punches, though.
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196 |
2014.6.18 |
Jenna Mouse |
Bad Wolf |
Harduk |
St. Wulfstan's Church |
let's take some selfies! that wasn't what you meant by a photo 'shoot'? sorry about that... not!
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195 |
2014.6.18 |
Kilian Render |
Bad Wolf |
Aruhito |
St. Wulfstan's Church |
penultimate hit, you're a good sport, i'll give you that.
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194 |
2014.6.16 |
TattoedTA |
CCPD |
Aruhito |
Challenger Crescent Police Department |
penultimate hit, would you despise reality if it were stranger than your dreams?
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193 |
2014.6.16 |
sean wedgwood |
CCPD |
Harduk |
Challenger Crescent Police Department |
let's face it, you'll never be even half as badass.
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192 |
2014.6.15 |
penvseniy |
Bad Wolf |
Harduk |
St. Wulfstan's Church |
maintaining your guns ensures that 'accidents' like these don't happen to you!
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191 |
2014.6.15 |
Extorsion |
Bad Wolf |
Aruhito |
St. Wulfstan's Church |
penultimate hit, once you've gone black, you'll never go back.
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190 |
2014.6.15 |
Kilian Render |
Bad Wolf |
Cataleya |
St. Wulfstan's Church |
i like your bling, but it suits me better. :P
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189 |
2014.6.14 |
SploogeWarrior |
CCPD |
Harduk |
Challenger Crescent Police Department |
sies man, i have no words for you, sir.
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188 |
2014.6.14 |
A Green Ham |
none |
Aruhito |
Challenger Crescent Police Department |
penultimate slice, it's the closest thing i can have to a large ham, and i sure won't be choosy over food!
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187 |
2014.6.14 |
A handful of dust |
none |
Cataleya |
Challenger Crescent Police Department |
careful now, i know you can't handle me blowing you away.
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Fourteen for 2014!
# |
Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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186 |
2014.1.12 |
Lord of Tears |
ICH Team |
Aruhito |
The Pears Building |
penultimate hit, i no longer need to cry, for i have brought you to peace.
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185 |
2014.1.12 |
NapoleonRising |
none |
Aruhito |
Obern Towers |
penultimate hit, your deceit does not impress me, when i can see straight into you.
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184 |
2014.1.10 |
Freedom |
none |
Aruhito |
St. Columba's Hospital |
penultimate hit, perhaps you are merely a distant memory of the past, when what truly rules us is (our fear) the iron grip of death.
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183 |
2014.1.5 |
the fister |
none |
Aruhito |
Catherine General Hospital |
penultimate hit, i'd sue you on the grounds of medical malpractice!, and i don't mean in a kinky way!
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182 |
2014.1.4 |
xcerazes1 |
Feral Movement |
Aruhito |
The Nettleton Building |
penultimate hit, deception requires twice the reason, and lacking this is not what makes for effective deceit.
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181 |
2014.1.4 |
paulush |
none |
Harduk |
Warehouse 41,13 |
though i must admit, you must have some bad luck.
|
180 |
2014.1.3 |
Dan Dare2 |
none |
Aruhito |
St. Simon's Hospital |
penultimate hit, but but you were so badass, though i think i might be glad you're just a clone.
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179 |
2014.1.2 |
Tim Dobbins |
Malton Teacher's Union, Playground monitor |
Harduk |
Junkyard 45,19 |
we never know, something might hurt you, compared to those glass shards and shrapnels, i'm quite gentle.
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178 |
2014.1.2 |
blue dragon x |
none |
Aruhito |
Junkyard 39,16 |
penultimate hit, talk about cheap rip-offs, at least three blue eyes white dragon cards aren't the most imba thing now.
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Tending to the Garden of Forever
# |
Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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177 |
2013.12.30 |
Anne May |
Flowers of Decay |
Aruhito |
Digby Towers |
penultimate hit, i'm no necromancer, but i want to be your romancing sir.
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176 |
2013.12.30 |
DennisZotorman |
Burchell Arms Regulars |
Harduk |
Prouse Avenue School |
miau miau wilde katze, i'm not a cat man i promise!
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175 |
2013.12.30 |
Melkanador2 |
none |
Aruhito |
The Portass Museum |
penultimate hit, i thought i was finally able to meet the big man, it's fine, i like mario gomez more than matthias mueller anyway.
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174 |
2013.12.29 |
Abject Degenerate |
Flowers of Decay |
Aruhito |
The Norvell Building |
penultimate hit, you give yourself too little credit, ?rise, and show them what you really are.
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173 |
2013.12.28 |
Abacination |
Dual Nature |
Aruhito |
The Lion Enclosure |
penultimate hit, it's a private show for one night only, for your eyes and mine only.
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172 |
2013.12.27 |
JR BobDobbs |
Flowers of Decay |
Aruhito |
The Dundas Building |
there is always hope, you will ?rise again.
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Wanderlust, Part Deux
# |
Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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171 |
2013.12.25 |
Greg half elf |
none |
Aruhito |
Farrant Crescent Police Dept |
penultimate hit, party hard these holidays, but NEVER overdo it!
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170 |
2013.12.25 |
Dick Bitchin |
Suburban Ed's Peasant Militia |
Aruhito |
Warehouse 57,29 |
penultimate hit, hey, i want some red rum too!, but i only have spares of gunpowder.
|
169 |
2013.12.24 |
ChuckTheMagicMan |
none |
Harduk |
Giddings Mall |
here's a magic trick!, that was fun, let's do it again!
|
168 |
2013.12.24 |
The Sorrowful Man |
none |
Aruhito |
Manuel Towers |
penultimate hit, is there any way i can make you happy?, or will you forever wander with your sorrows?
|
167 |
2013.12.24 |
DoctrZombie |
none |
Aruhito |
The Nisbet Building |
penultimate hit, doctor, doctor, aren't we both sick?
|
166 |
2013.12.23 |
Psycho Apostle |
none |
Aruhito |
The Bridle Museum |
penultimate hit, truth be told, i may be more psycho than you are.
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165 |
2013.12.22 |
Mrbigbro14 |
Mysterious Strangers |
Aruhito |
The Bridle Museum |
penultimate hit, i turn the tides, actually, that's a lie -- i just have lady luck's number.
|
164 |
2013.12.21 |
Louthar |
none |
Harduk |
Giddings Mall |
everyday's a holiday, when you get the present of bullets!
|
163 |
2013.12.21 |
Officer Steele |
none |
Aruhito |
The Eford Motel |
penultimate hit, struck a nerve much?, definitely striking against your head, though!
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162 |
2013.12.20 |
Rotwang Moreau |
none |
Harduk |
Giddings Mall |
not only does your fashion sense suck, but you're also terrible at survival for someone who has been here for 8 years!
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161 |
2013.12.20 |
crosbye |
none |
Harduk |
The MacMillan Hotel |
aging is sooooo last decade, all of us are immortal here!
|
160 |
2013.12.19 |
Don Tartalia |
Creedy Defense Force |
Aruhito |
Warehouse 83,41 |
penultimate hit, would you prefer living in hell with them, or dying in heaven with me?
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159 |
2013.12.18 |
Kevin Turvey |
The Fortress |
Harduk |
The Morrish Building |
you sure do give off the vibe that it went to your head, so i know you won't mind a bullet to the brain!
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158 |
2013.12.18 |
Neko Witch |
[DONT STARTLE THE WITCH!!!] |
Aruhito |
St Lucy's Church |
penultimate hit, that is one hell of a crack baby, kill it with fire AND ice!
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