User:Gerbil

Zombie Linguists/Zambah Ranghrazz http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=438685

Zaz az zambah mazahm! Mana rrza ga hrh, zambah gzazman ga abah zahrh. Manah zambahz ga mazahm an grh mahzahmgrh.

Alive?

Recently I have found myself standing naked in the streets. I've always been a zombie so this is new. I seem to be learning new things everyday. Just the other day I learned how to leap across buildings. Wow.

I'm looking to making a guide for those zombies new to the life of a survivor.

1. Build up 400 exp.

2. Buy Skills: Free Running, Shopping, and 2 combat skills such as Hand to Hand Combat & Axe Proficiency or Basic Firearms Training & Pistol Training.

3. Go kill zombies.

4. Purchased Basic Firearms TRaining & Pistol Training. Haven't found a gun yet, but found ammo.

5. Dead. Zambah agahn.

Zambah

grbrh am zambah. grbrh!gangarz zambahgang. grbrh gangarz zambahz.

grbrh?hangrah, grbrh barg brahnz. grbrh!hangrah, grbrh grh harmanz an grbrh!bam harmanz. grbrh hranz harmanz?

grbrh grh zamgrh. manz?grh zamgrh, Zamgrh an Garhz:Zambah_Ragrhgan

Art Appreciation / Ar Abbrazahzazahn

Zaz brazhzang haz nahz brabagz. Craske Museum:Grazgh Mazahm

Zangz =

Ah zh! Zgahz ab braah, rab razaz hraaah...

ZAMRHMZ

1. 05/02 Rrhrh Brhrhrrhbar

"Harmanz b nah hrh
 nah bargh, nah bazaar, zam zzzz?
 mah zambah bargh bhrh"

2. 05/03 Garnarahz Ganarar Hazbah

"Zambah ag hazbah
 zambah?bargh bagman
 bang bang man ag hrh!"

3. 05/04 Garnarahz Ganarar Hazbah

 "Mama ga marrh
  baba hra ham
  baba haz ah zambah rabah
  an rab an zz azz
  graban man bagz
  ganna banana gangbang?
  mama ga ham
  mama b za an ranz."

4. 05/06 zah Grazg Mazahm

 "Ah am nah hangrah
  mah zambah rabah nah hrh
  banana gangbang."

5. 05/07 zah Grazg Mazahm

 "Mah mama az zambah
  ah am zambah barragahz zmazharh
  mah zambahz brazzaz an zazzaz barg harmanz brahnz
  an ah am habbah zambah."

6. 05/09 Hagrang Ahba Rapahr

 "Hazbah az zah bagmanz
  mah zambah nah barg brahnz hazbah
  hrh arh hambargarz"

7. 05/13 Garrangz Marrh

 "Mah zambah ga Garrang Marrh
  mah zambah az hangrah
  mah zambah!barg brahnz
  zambah brazzaz zmazh barragahz,? 
  Zambahz barg brahnz
  an mah zambah az habbah zambah." 

8. 05/14 Garrangz Marrh

 "Zambah az hangrah
  an zambah rabarh az hangrah
  rabarzambahz gangbang
  harmanz nah hrh nmrh
  zambahrabarz az habbah" 

9. 05/18 Garnarahaz Ganarah Hazbah

 "Zambah zambah zambah..
  Hazbah az zambahz! Braaaaaaaaahnz hra zambahz."

10. 05/22 Garargh Rahn Hrar Zazhan

 "Zambah rannarh an bam
  haz ah zambah rabah hrh
  nah barg nah bam
  banana gangbang zambah rabarh"

11. 05/24 Hagrang Ahba Rapahr

"Mamma zambah haz brabagz
 babba zambah haz manbagz
 zambahz banana gangbang
 babah zambah az barn?
 Nah babah,
 zambah gangbang haz nah babahz
 zambahz magh zambahz
 an ah am hangrah hrarh brahnz"

12. 05/25 Garnarahaz Ganarah Hazbah

"Rrbahb mah
 ah ganna b ah harman aghzman
 an ga bam bangbangman
 an gangbang bagmanz
 an mamba zambahz"

13. 06/11 Grab Hambhrahz

 "Mah zambah az hangrah
  harmanz hrh an rammah
  bah mah zambah brazzaz arh nah hrh
  hangrah zambah ganna barg?"

14. 06/28 Garazahz Ganarah Hazbah

 "Zambah rahbarazahn
  ragz an bahnz
  mah zambah ga hrh
  an nah am hangrah anamah"

15. 07/07 Hahrrah Rah Barahz Babarhman

 "Zambahz zambahz mahban zambahz mahban zambahz hrh."

16. 07/25 Hagrang Ahba Rapahr

 "Mah zambah az hrh
  harmanz zarran mah
  ah grahn
  ah zmazh
  zah rah grhz mah."

17. 07/26 Hagrang Ahba Rapahr

 "Mah zambah hrarrh abarh zah azhan
  mah zambah hrarrh abarh zah zaaa
  za brang bahg mah zambah za mah zah mah."

18. 01/23 Garnarahaz Ganarah Hazbah

 "Zambah mamba an zah hazbah
  mah zambah az habbah
  mamba bagman
  mamba aghzman
  mamba zambah
  ah am!hangrah"

19. 01/26 Mahragg Raza Bangbang Barrang

 "Ragz an bahnz
  zah nagh az hrh
  zambah rabahz gangbangan bangbangmanz
  zambah mahmarhhz"

Miscellaneous

You say "Zambah brazzaz an zazzaz! GAHNZ rh harrh! Barrbrrrh az zambahz! Bargarz harmanz! Zamgrharz harmanz! "

You say "Ahnaharm Barragahz Barazah az azzbagz! Ahn-baraggazh barhah!"

"HRAAAARAAAAHZ! Anamah-harmanz magz babah G-Zaz zhaaan... Banana gangbang anamah-harmanz, gahnz bargarz!"

You say "Agh, harman nagh mah zambah.... Ah am habbah zambah... Nah bang mah... Ah barg hamz, nah harmanz"

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	B-A-N-A-N-A-Z!
	This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.

This user is a zombese linguist.