Tilly Row Police Department

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Tilly Row Police Department
--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 03:00, 4 December 2022 (UTC)
Tilly Row Police Department

Pegton [80, 57]

Bunt Place School
a warehouse Perks Avenue Railway Station
Stadling Walk Police Department
Tilly Row Police Department Bellis Park
the Maver Building
the Custard Museum the Breay Building

Basic Info:

  • Police Stations can be barricaded normally.

Tilly Row Police Department


Tilly Row aka Bent Cop Central

One of four PDs in Pegton: the others are Dinham Alley Police Department, 2 blocks northeast; Fowles Plaza Police Department [80, 52], and Cowing Way Police Department [85, 53]. Stadling Walk Police Department in Edgecombe is one block west.

Tilly Row is a grim brick fortress, designed to keep rotters in and now barricaded to keep rotters out.


The Tilly Row precinct was one of Malton's most notorious police departments. From the outset, fighting crime was far down on its list of priorities; indeed, locals suggest that it was only built as a snub to the neighbouring suburb of Edgecombe, Pegtonians' deeply loathed local rivals. Built the year after and right next door to Stadling Walk Police Department, the implication was that Edgecombe's finest weren't good enough to serve Pegton. Just in case the message wasn't clear enough, the Pegton Post headline of the day spelt it out: Pegton Police Have Edge on Edgecombe.

Far from tackling crime, the two precincts spent most of their time plotting against each other. Doughnuts went missing or were poisoned; coffee was switched with decaffeinated; police car lights were sabotaged so that the occupants were electrocuted whenever they activated the 'blues and twos'. Meanwhile, crime rates soared, especially around Perks Avenue, and it was accepted local wisdom that the police were taking a cut of the drugs and prostitution rackets in the area.

After Mayor Angus McFergus' untimely death, the precinct was thoroughly cleaned up by a select group of untainted police known as The Unsmellables because of their uncommon dedication to personal hygiene. In total, 99 Tilly Row policemen ended up doing time for corruption. Nonetheless, Pegton's police held their heads up high over the whole sordid affair, as 100 of Edgecombe's police were imprisoned after a similar clean-up operation.

Barricade Policy

EHB: See Pegton Barricade Plan under the Pegton Page.

Current Status

Tilly PD is HQ for SMA.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]] ([[User talk:{{{1}}}|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/{{{1}}}|contribs]]) at an unknown time.

For Future Help, recording a date to the building status is recommended.

15th April 2020 - Ruined - Mafiamanz (talk) 11:37, 15 April 2020 (UTC)

12 March 2009 EHB, lights are on, no zombies outside.

25 May 2008 Doors are wide open, zombies outnumber survivors 9 to 6, sure to be ruined within a day...

20 May 2008 Extremely Heavily Barricaded. Area seems safe.

26 April, 2008 Building very strongly barricaded. Zeds crawling all over the place in surrounding blocks.

03 May, 2007 Doors are wide open.


03 May, 2007 1 Zombie left inside. Doors are open and building is ransacked.