User:Jasonjason/dgw

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Ridleybank Resistance Front Gore Corps dgw is a member of the Gore Corps B-A-N-A-N-A-Z! This user knows exactly what to do with a banana. Death Cultist If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Proud To Be Dead This user is a zombie and proud of it. PK Count dgw has PKed more than 212 people. Death Count dgw has died 173 times. dgw Joined: January 27, 2007 Character style: death cultist Favorite equipment: claws, pistol, fire axe Current status: taunting harmanz Group: Ridleybank Resistance Front Strike Team: Gore Corps dgw is the first character I created when I came to Urban Dead. I was born and raised as a zombie, although nowadays I actually breathe sometimes. I'm a death cultist. I'll eat your brains when I'm dead, and will shoot you while alive. I think it's funny how eager people are to kill me when I'm alive, as if they think that's going to stop me from being deadly. They waste their ammo killing me, then I either keep on killing people as a zombie, or I get a revive from some other dumb harman. People revived me a lot when I was a babah zambah. I didn't like it that they thought they could tame me by jabbing at me with needles. People suggested that I should get rot, but I didn't like the idea of permanently limiting my options. A few months ago, I started logging in nearly every day to find myself alive. I was getting randomly revived by survivors, and I was pissed off until I finally looked at my inventory. My previous searches for a flak jacket, long since forgotten, had filled my inventory will guns and ammo. No FAKs, no needles, no toolboxes or generators or any of that survivor crap, just loaded guns and a fuckton of ammo. I don't remember who I killed that day. I enjoyed killing those fools, and just didn't want to stop. I decided not long after that fateful day that I would join the Gore Corps, and I've been having fun with them every since. If you want more info on what it means to be a death cultist, don't go look at the wiki page by that title. It's possible that page is accurate for other people in other groups, but it's not for me. I PK, GK, smash barricades, graffiti, eat your brains, yell stuff about bananaz, and otherwise scare the living daylights out of survivors. I don't care about getting XP. I'm maxed out, and I'm not afraid to shoot, stab, claw, or bite you. I don't generally want other zombies in my horde to eat me, because it's a waste of everybody's AP. I actually do care if I'm alive or dead at any given time, because I prefer to be in whichever state is best for the situation. In short, I think the wiki page about death cultists is bizarre. I guess I could change it, but maybe it's best for survivors to not know much about how death cultists operate. Or maybe I'm just strange. I really only know what it's like from my own perspective. zOMG Headshot? dgw likes being headshot, and will ?rise for more. Zambahz arrh mah hranz! dgw has never killed a zombie. GKer dgw is trying to sleep, please turn the lights off. No brain rot? dgw has brain rot in real life, so ze doesn't need to buy the skill Honor Among Zombies dgw rejects HAT policy and will kill all breathers with glee