User:Jasonjason/dgw

Gore Corps dgw is a very sleepy member of the RRF Gore Corps. B-A-N-A-N-A-Z! dgw knows exactly what to do with a banana. Death Cultist If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Proud To Be Dead dgw is a zombie and proud of it. PK Count dgw has PKed more than 219 people. Death Count dgw has died 173 times. dgw Joined: January 27, 2007 Character style: death cultist Favorite equipment: claws, pistol, fire axe Current status: taunting harmanz Group: Ridleybank Resistance Front Strike Team: Gore Corps dgw was the first character I created when I came to Urban Dead. I was born and raised as a zombie, although nowadays I spend much of my time alive. I'm a death cultist. I'll eat your brains when I'm dead, and will shoot you while alive. When I look in the mirror, I see a zombie, even if you see me as a survivor. The needle refreshes my memories of how to do certain things, like freerun through buildings and use guns, but I've spent so much time dead that the craving for brains never seems to go away. People revived me a lot when I was a babah zambah. I didn't like it that they thought they could tame me by jabbing at me with needles. People suggested that I should get rot, but I didn't want to. About a year ago, I started logging in nearly every day to find myself alive. I was getting randomly revived by survivors, and I was annoyed until I finally looked at my inventory. My previous searches for a flak jacket, long since forgotten, had filled my inventory will guns and ammo. No FAKs, no needles, no toolboxes or generators or any of that survivor crap, just loaded guns and a fuckton of ammo. I don't remember who I killed that day. I enjoyed killing those fools, and just didn't want to stop. I decided not long after that fateful day that I would join the Gore Corps, and I've been having fun with them every since. I happy whether I'm alive or dead. Most survivors walk to the revive queue as soon as they die, and most zombies want to return to being dead as soon as they're revived. I'm not constrained by my state, and I just keep playing. I don't mrh?, I don't look for a window to jump from, I just keep on killing and smashing things. I love being revived, and I love being killed. I'm effective at killing in both states. I want to see you waste your ammo and needles to change my state. zOMG Headshot? dgw likes being headshot, and will ?rise for more. 10k Society dgw is a proud member of the 10k Society. GKer dgw is trying to sleep; please turn the lights off. No brain rot? dgw has brain rot in real life, so ze doesn't need to buy the skill. Honor Among Zombies dgw rejects HAT policy and will kill all breathers with glee. Zambahz arrh mah hranz! dgw has never killed a zombie.