Hunters Anonymous

Hunters Anonymous.
Abbreviation:	H.A
Group Numbers:	Open to admitted hunting addicts.
Leadership:	none
Goals:	To reform hunters from their addictions, by shooting them and claiming their bounties.
Recruitment Policy:	Show up to a meeting and receive a pledge pin.
Contact:	PM Sable or Darkane on Brainstock.

Hunters Anonymous (H.A) is a Malton-wide fellowship of men and women who share a desire to stop hunting people. H.A suggests members completely abstain from hunting people, regularly attend meetings with other members, and follow its program to help each other with their common purpose; to help members "stay neglectful and help other alcoholics achieve neglectfulness." Although H.A's attrition rates are high, it can be effective as a treatment for hunting addiction.

“	Hi, I am Trump's Alt, and I'm an addict.	”
—Trump's Alt

“	Hi, Trump's Alt.	”
—Hunters Anonymous

	Bounty Hunter
	This User or Group hunts and kills PKers.

	Violence is quicker
	Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.

News

Mai 2009

Switched Medications have lead to the founding of Mostly H.Armless.

Here the original news:

'Mostly Harmless teamed up with former rivals H.A to become Mostly H.Armless, a player killing, trash-talk spilling, bounty hunting, Hippo punting guild of calamitous intent. Together, Mostly H.Armless helped provide security for MCM's first birthday party by taking out local scumbags, Team Zombie Hardcore. Blue punch was had, griefers were mad, oak trees were sad, all in all it was pretty rad.' (source: Mostly Harmless)

Apologies to TZH, we will sort out who is responsible for this mistake.

April 2009

Treatments in South Blythville and Lockettside went on with good progress. Thanks especially to Mostly Harmless for some very interesting meetings.

March 2009

Therapy continues and more claims made. Frequent customer Duke D'oeuvre showed some progress and created the first version of our wiki page. We all thank him and are convinced that one day his scones will be enjoyable without creating any adverse reactions.

February 2009

Therapy started and first group claims made in West Grayside. First hunters took the tag Hunters Anonymous and therefore admitted in public that they are addicted to hunting. Please congratulate them in making the first step.

January 2009

H.A formed.

Membership

While all members are of course anonymous, some are less anonymous than others. Here are some of those.

H.A Name	Membership	Member since	Notes
Noelani Kiele	Exalted Ruler	2009-01-26	Make an appointment to avoid disappointment
DrQuincy	Skyclad Prophet	2009-01-26
Dean Hamilton	Chief of Medicine	2009-01-26	In charge of all medications used in treatment.
Nachtgalerie		2009-02-14
Angel Wolf	Most Tame One	2009-02-20	Cutest pony in Malton
Stranger on a Crane		2009-02-22
Vance de Gauss		2009-02-22
Rich Gremont	SW Bounty Hunter	2009-03-16
Lady of Pain	Hunter/Addict	2009-02-06
Duke D'oeuvre	Hunter/Addict	2009-02-08	Brings scones to meetings
Anonymous	Hunter(s)/Addict(s)	Unknown

A joint venture of Lord Curton's Gentlemen's Hunting Club and the Rogues Gallery.