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=Smashed Decorations Record= | =Smashed Decorations Record= | ||
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6 Abstract Paintings | 6 Abstract Paintings | ||
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2 Cremation Urns | 2 Cremation Urns | ||
4 Cubist Sculptures | 4 Cubist Sculptures | ||
1 Dark Tapestry | 1 Dark Tapestry | ||
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18 European Paintings | 18 European Paintings | ||
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6 Fire Damaged Paintings | 6 Fire Damaged Paintings | ||
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1 Glass Table | 1 Glass Table | ||
1 | 2 Grecian Urns '''(+1)''' | ||
1 Greek Tapestry | 1 Greek Tapestry | ||
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1 Medieval Tapestry | 1 Medieval Tapestry | ||
2 Ming Vases '''(+2)''' | |||
4 Plastic Christmas Trees | 4 Plastic Christmas Trees | ||
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2 Terracotta Statues | 2 Terracotta Statues | ||
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4 Torn Paintings | 4 Torn Paintings |
Revision as of 18:40, 3 August 2009
Currently I'm a level 42 Rotter in the Feral Undead.
I kill with my teeth and claws like any normal zombie. I especially enjoy finishing my prey off with a bite attack. However, I also carry a baseball bat which has claimed twenty-six victims so far. It's a poor weapon, but I use it occasionally if only to humiliate survivors.
I take great pleasure in smashing decorations and other little pieces of art. Below is a record of all the decorations I have personally destroyed.
My name (and character description) is a direct reference to "Mordac the Preventer of Information Services," a minor recurring character from "Dilbert" who shows up every so often to torment unfortunate employees. His job is to deny any request for a computer upgrade or replacement, as well as to seize and destroy all non-conforming equipment. Employee misconduct is punished harshly. For example, exceeding the server storage limit is punishable by one week without email.
1/27/08: I got a suggestion into the Peer Review section at last!
Smashed Decorations Record
Updated: 8/03/09
6 Abstract Paintings
2 African Paintings
2 African Sculptures
1 Bird Skeleton
13 Christmas Light Sets
9 Conceptual Paintings
1 Conceptual Sculpture
1 Contemporary Painting
3 Cracked Sculptures
2 Cremation Urns
4 Cubist Sculptures
1 Dark Tapestry
18 European Paintings
2 European Sculptures (+1)
6 Fire Damaged Paintings
1 Fish Skeleton
1 Glass Globe
3 Glass Statues
1 Glass Table
2 Grecian Urns (+1)
1 Greek Tapestry
1 Historical Tapestry
2 Lizard Skeletons
1 Medieval Tapestry
2 Ming Vases (+2)
4 Plastic Christmas Trees
1 Print of Tapestry
7 Skulls
1 Stuffed Alligator
2 Stuffed Bears
1 Stuffed Crocodile
1 Stuffed Eagle
1 Stuffed Fish
4 Stuffed Monkeys
2 Stuffed Moose Heads
2 Stuffed Tiger Heads
2 Terracotta Statues
2 Terracotta Vases (+1)
4 Torn Paintings