User:Mordac the Refuser
Currently I'm a level 42 Rotter in the Feral Undead.
I kill with my teeth and claws like any normal zombie. I especially enjoy finishing my prey off with a bite attack. However, I also carry a baseball bat which has claimed thirty-two victims so far. It's a poor weapon, but I use it occasionally if only to humiliate survivors.
I take great pleasure in smashing decorations and other little pieces of art. Below is a record of all the decorations I have personally destroyed.
My name (and character description) is a direct reference to "Mordac the Preventer of Information Services," a minor recurring character from "Dilbert" who shows up every so often to torment unfortunate employees. His job is to deny any request for a computer upgrade or replacement, as well as to seize and destroy all non-conforming equipment. Employee misconduct is punished harshly. For example, exceeding the server storage limit is punishable by one week without email.
1/27/08: I got a suggestion into the Peer Review section at last!
Smashed Decorations Record
Updated: 12/11/09
6 Abstract Paintings
3 African Paintings
2 African Sculptures
1 Bird Skeleton
1 Blown-glass Sculpture
13 Christmas Light Sets
9 Conceptual Paintings
1 Conceptual Sculpture
1 Contemporary Painting
3 Cracked Sculptures
2 Cremation Urns
1 Cubist Painting
4 Cubist Sculptures
1 Dark Tapestry
18 European Paintings
2 European Sculptures
6 Fire Damaged Paintings
1 Fish Skeleton
1 French Tapestry
1 Glass Bowl
2 Glass Globes
3 Glass Statues
2 Glass Tables
3 Grecian Urns
1 Glass Vase
1 Greek Tapestry
1 Historical Tapestry
2 Lizard Skeletons
1 Medieval Tapestry
2 Ming Vases
4 Plastic Christmas Trees
1 Print of Tapestry
8 Skulls
1 Stuffed Alligator
2 Stuffed Bears
1 Stuffed Crocodile
1 Stuffed Eagle
1 Stuffed Fish
4 Stuffed Monkeys
2 Stuffed Moose Heads
2 Stuffed Tiger Heads
3 Terracotta Statues (+1)
2 Terracotta Vases
4 Torn Paintings
