Ridleybank Reclamation Army

Not to be confused with the 2009 Ridleybank Reclaimation Army.

Ridleybank Reclamation Army

The RRA's Elite Shock Troopers bringing down a RRF zombie Tank. Yes, it is depicted accurately.

The RRF, once a symbol of anti-establishmentarian resistance, has become an oppressor, hurting innocent, helpless survivors with their greedy, extortionate rents (an arm and a leg-the savages!), and their low-quality, slipshod, and aggressively inferior barricade plans. They are no longer a resistance, and with their aggressive expansionist imperialism and exploitation of other peoples, are no longer worthy of the Ridleybank title.

The RRA is a sensible survivor coalition which protests the unwarranted use of force by the Ridleybank Resistance Front and aims to re-educate and protest the oppressor RRF with our bullet-like pamphlets, shotgunblast-like petitions and axe-shaped protest signs.

We are the ONE TRUE Resistance of Ridleybank. Join us and free Malton from the hypocritically named menace today!

Participants

The Anti-Zombie Squad- The leader of the group. Provides affordable, common-sense anti-zombie business solutions.
Cannonball Crew - Provides the solution to RRF cannon fodder.
The Knights Templar- Provides several thousand Newtons per square inch of Justice.
Talon Company- Provides cheese and headshots for the RRF's whine.
Grey Swords- Provides tasteful and soothing zombie decapitations and decor.
Undead University- Provides long winded lectures on obscure topics. Also, hosts Pin-the-Flare-on-the-Zombie parties for the RRA.
STARS
The Rainbow Organisation
Crimson Clan- Living up to their name by turning zombie heads into clouds of crimson.

Visit the anti-zombie squad's forum [1] if you wish your pro-survivor group to join the RRA!

Demands

We will relent only once the RRF has met our demands!

Eat it, Malton Oppression Front. Take it and EAT IT.

-The RRF must surrender all their base to the RRA.
-The RRF, no longer being a resistance nor limited to Ridleybank, must change its name to the more truthful Malton Oppression Front.
-The RRF must admit that Barhah is SO 2009 and that hahraB is the new wave.
-The RRF's undead members must take the eco-friendly route and switch to eating papaya, soy burgers and leafy greens.
-The RRF's living members must also take the eco-friendly route and switch to eating lead and knuckle sandwich (demand already met).
-Gore Corpse must receive wedgies and dutch rubs from every member of the RRA.
-The RRF must shove off.
-The RRA must become totally badass and generally superior to the RRF. (demand already met)

History

• March 21st

The AZS begins plotting a course for Ridleybank. They gather allies and form the kick-ass alliance known as the RRA and form an ingenious battle plan.

• April 1st

The RRA righteously and discreetly enters Ridleybank.

• April 2nd

The RRA justly converges around Blackmore NT and justly prepares for the just liberation of Ridleybank- for justice. And the battle for justice rages on!

• April 4th

The Blackmore is captured and fortified by RRA commandos. Hijinks ensue. The RRF launches an immediate counterattack.
The RRA manages to light up the Blackmore for a few hours, essentially giving the RRF the collective finger.

• April 5th

The Blackmore falls to RRF oppression forces. RRA forces regroup and continue the struggle for freedom and justice.

• April 8th

The RRA and RRF skirmish over bits and pieces of RRF, both sides solidly holding various TRPs. The RRA braces for the storm ahead.

• April 12th

All quiet on the northern front. The RRF seems to be withholding their whirlwind from the RRA. The RRA digs in further and prepares to counter attack.

• April 17th

The RRA manages to secure a number of Ridleybank's TRPs. The Malton Oppression Front's Department of Homeland Security begins to counterattack. About time, guys.