Red Triangle Circus Gang

Home - History of Events Red Triangle Circus Gang Abbreviation: RTCG Group Numbers: 13 Leadership: Boris Balkan Goals: To bring the joy & wonder of the circus to all of the inhabitants of Malton! Recruitment Policy: Coming Soon! Contact: Talk Page LAAAAY-DEEES AND GENTLEMEN! Red Triangle Circus is proud to present! Under the Big Top tonight! Human Oddities! That's right! You'll see EvilBabyZombie, the Demon Child! See DominoDeath, the German Contortionist who can lunch on her own lovemeat! It's only a dollar, boys! You'll see Julia Ghoulia, The Balloon Girl! She can act as her own flotation device and small children may use her as trampoline. Beetlejeuce, The Demon Clown! I'm Boris Balkan, your Ringmaster tonight! See Rachel Creed, The Cyclops Woman! And she's the homeliest woman in the world See Rev Jim Bones, The Pied Piper of Death! Under the Big Top tonight! Never before seen! And if you have a heart condition, please be warned Don't forget to visit our snack bar at Charleston Grotto! All sales are final. Void where prohibited by law You'll see peachy keen, The Human Punching Bag! You'll see Boner Rot, the man born with a 24 inch penis! He walks on three legs. He has his own orchestra and is an excellent pianist See Sweet'Tooth, The Human Torch! And don't forget, it's ladies' night at Red Triangle Circus! You'll see Captain Howdy, The Possessed Fortune Teller Girl! Evil Toad, The Toad Boy! A little closer ladies and gentlemen and don't be shy! Dig deep in your pockets! You'll see Pennywise, The Dancing Clown! Deep from the jungles of Africa! Ladies and gentlemen, Red Triangle Circus! Ladies and gentlemen! Step right up! It's only a dollar! Coming soon to a suburb near you! July 1st, 2010. Lord Boulevard Police Department! (Dunningwood)