| Red Triangle Circus Gang
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| Abbreviation:
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RTCG
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| Group Numbers:
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15
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| Leadership:
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Boris Balkan
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| Goals:
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To bring the joy & wonder of the circus to all of the inhabitants of Malton!
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| Recruitment Policy:
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redtrianglecircus@yahoo.com
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| Contact:
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Talk Page
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LAAAAY-DEEES AND GENTLEMEN!
- Red Triangle Circus is proud to present! Under the Big Top tonight! Human Oddities!
- That's right! You'll see EvilBabyZombie, the Demon Child!
- See DominoDeath, the German Contortionist who can lunch on her own lovemeat! It's only a dollar, boys!
- You'll see Julia Ghoulia, The Balloon Girl!
- She can act as her own flotation device and small children may use her as trampoline.
- Beetlejeuce, The Demon Clown!
- I'm Boris Balkan, your Ringmaster tonight!
- See Rachel Creed, The Cyclops Woman!
- And she's the homeliest woman in the world
- See Rev Jim Bones, The Pied Piper of Death!
- Under the Big Top tonight! Never before seen!
- And if you have a heart condition, please be warned
- Don't forget to visit our snack bar at Charleston Grotto!
- All sales are final. Void where prohibited by law
- You'll see peachy keen, The Human Punching Bag!
- You'll see Boner Rot, the man born with a 24 inch penis!
- He walks on three legs. He has his own orchestra and is an excellent pianist
- See Sweet'Tooth, The Human Torch! And don't forget, it's ladies' night at Red Triangle Circus! You'll see Captain Howdy, The Possessed Fortune Teller Girl! Evil Toad, The Toad Boy!
- A little closer ladies and gentlemen and don't be shy! Dig deep in your pockets!
- You'll see Pennywise, The Dancing Clown! Deep from the jungles of Africa! Ladies and gentlemen, Red Triangle Circus! Ladies and gentlemen! Step right up! It's only a dollar!
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- Coming soon to a suburb near you!
- August 5th, 2010. Stoy Avenue Fire Station! (Earletown) & Clare General Hospital! (Earletown)
- August 4th, 2010. The Acourt Arms! (Earletown)
- August 3rd, 2010. Wortley NT! (Earletown)
- August 2nd, 2010. St Alban's Hospital! (Rhodenbank)
- August 1st, 2010. Wortley NT! (Earletown) & St Helier's Hospital! (Rhodenbank)
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