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=About Z.A.L.P.= | =About Z.A.L.P.= | ||
Zombies for the Advancement of Living People is a group for zombies who wish to help, not harm the humans of Malton. | |||
===Malton's Only Active, Organized [[User:A.schwan/life-culting|Life-Culting Group]]=== | ===Malton's Only Active, Organized [[User:A.schwan/life-culting|Life-Culting Group]]=== | ||
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Humans are a dwindling resource. Research shows that if we continue eating humans at the current rate, they will be extinct in a matter of 2 – 5 years. It is up to us to help preserve this precious commodity for the future, for our future. This is why Zombies for the Advancement of Living People was established. | Humans are a dwindling resource. Research shows that if we continue eating humans at the current rate, they will be extinct in a matter of 2 – 5 years. It is up to us to help preserve this precious commodity for the future, for our future. This is why Zombies for the Advancement of Living People was established. | ||
Our goal is to help the humans in creating pockets of living-friendly areas where they might run free and begin to repopulate. This might seem to go against everything a zombie should stand for, but think of this- When the last human dies, we will only have ourselves to eat. | Our goal is to help the humans in creating pockets of living-friendly areas where they might run free and begin to repopulate. This might seem to go against everything a zombie should stand for, but think of this- When the last human dies, we will only have ourselves to eat, I mean blame. | ||
==Zombies Working With Survivors!?!== | ==Zombies Working With Survivors!?!== | ||
It may seem hard to believe, but with only a little bit of restraint on both sides, zombies can be very helpful to humans and vice versa. | |||
== | ==How do you do it?== | ||
There is a detailed account of various life culting tactics here but here are some easy-to-use tips | |||
1) Maintain a good contact list. Zombies do look alike, and we don't want to eat our friends. | |||
2) Eat antagonistic zombies or Death Cultists down to 1 - 6 HP so a human can kill and remove from the area. | |||
3) Practice forgiveness. Humans have been trained to be afraid of zombies, they might kill you unknowingly. | |||
4) Don't eat the humans. We all have lapses, but try to leave the tasty tasty human in tact. | |||
=JOIN US!!!= | =JOIN US!!!= | ||
Revision as of 06:51, 11 December 2010
| Zombies for the Advancement of Living People | |
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| Abbreviation: | Z.A.L.P. |
| Group Numbers: | Fluid with the D.S.R&D |
| Leadership: | An automonous collective organized by Bedlam Betty |
| Goals: | |
| Recruitment Policy: | Open |
| Contact: | forum |
About Z.A.L.P.
Zombies for the Advancement of Living People is a group for zombies who wish to help, not harm the humans of Malton.
Malton's Only Active, Organized Life-Culting Group
Our mission
Humans are a dwindling resource. Research shows that if we continue eating humans at the current rate, they will be extinct in a matter of 2 – 5 years. It is up to us to help preserve this precious commodity for the future, for our future. This is why Zombies for the Advancement of Living People was established.
Our goal is to help the humans in creating pockets of living-friendly areas where they might run free and begin to repopulate. This might seem to go against everything a zombie should stand for, but think of this- When the last human dies, we will only have ourselves to eat, I mean blame.
Zombies Working With Survivors!?!
It may seem hard to believe, but with only a little bit of restraint on both sides, zombies can be very helpful to humans and vice versa.
How do you do it?
There is a detailed account of various life culting tactics here but here are some easy-to-use tips
1) Maintain a good contact list. Zombies do look alike, and we don't want to eat our friends. 2) Eat antagonistic zombies or Death Cultists down to 1 - 6 HP so a human can kill and remove from the area. 3) Practice forgiveness. Humans have been trained to be afraid of zombies, they might kill you unknowingly. 4) Don't eat the humans. We all have lapses, but try to leave the tasty tasty human in tact.
JOIN US!!!
Recruitment Policy
What is "Fluid Dual Membership" and who are the D.S. R&D?
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