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Why not? It's a wonderful way to express yourself in a free, non-judgmental environment, and receive gentle guidance from wise visionaries, interested only in your personal well-being. In the cult, you can learn all the skills you need to live (and un-live) your life (and un-life) in a truly fulfilling way. We will love you, not like your parents. They don't love you, they only want to control you, just like the conformist society they are a part of. And it's free! (note: while no | Why not? It's a wonderful way to express yourself in a free, non-judgmental environment, and receive gentle guidance from wise visionaries, interested only in your personal well-being. In the cult, you can learn all the skills you need to live (and un-live) your life (and un-life) in a truly fulfilling way. We will love you, not like your parents. They don't love you, they only want to control you, just like the conformist society they are a part of. And it's free! (note: while no fees or dues are required for membership, all of your worldly possessions become property of the cult- of which you will be a member, and therefore co-owner!) | ||
I know what you're thinking- can I really afford to transfer all of my worldly possessions to some crazy death cult? The truth is, these days you can't afford NOT to transfer all of your worldly possessions to some crazy death cult! Besides, wealth is only another way your parents' generation tries to control you. We would never do that to you. | I know what you're thinking- can I really afford to transfer all of my worldly possessions to some crazy death cult? The truth is, these days you can't afford NOT to transfer all of your worldly possessions to some crazy death cult! Besides, wealth is only another way your parents' generation tries to control you. We would never do that to you. |
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THE CULT OF THE RED STARAn equal opportunity organization, striving to spread enlightenment through the vision of the Star. Combining the most advanced western science and ancient eastern techniques with an entirely new vision of reality, the Cult of the Red Star has discovered the answers to life's most difficult questions... and they're simpler than we ever expected! What does the cult want?We want to spread our message of hope to all corners of Malton, and eventually the world, by sharing words of wisdom with those willing to listen, and using gentle persuasion on others. We live in a world of vicious illusions, and it is difficult to escape: but not impossible. Help is here. "Free their brains, and their minds must follow." Why join a Cult now?Why not? It's a wonderful way to express yourself in a free, non-judgmental environment, and receive gentle guidance from wise visionaries, interested only in your personal well-being. In the cult, you can learn all the skills you need to live (and un-live) your life (and un-life) in a truly fulfilling way. We will love you, not like your parents. They don't love you, they only want to control you, just like the conformist society they are a part of. And it's free! (note: while no fees or dues are required for membership, all of your worldly possessions become property of the cult- of which you will be a member, and therefore co-owner!) I know what you're thinking- can I really afford to transfer all of my worldly possessions to some crazy death cult? The truth is, these days you can't afford NOT to transfer all of your worldly possessions to some crazy death cult! Besides, wealth is only another way your parents' generation tries to control you. We would never do that to you. Alright, I'm sold! What do I do?At present, recruitment activities have been suspended. However, if you are interested in membership, contact the cult and we may be able to work something out. Policies and DisclaimersThe cult does not support zerging, or metagame spying. We also do not actively spy for zombies, but do not prohibit survivor members from sharing information with zombified members or allied zombie groups, and place no unreasonable restraints on the behavior of zombified members. We do not support the random PKing of innocent survivors, but feel that the terms "random" and "innocent" remain open to interpretation. The Cult of The Red Star is not a communist organization, and has no association, positive or otherwise, with any communist organization in Malton.
Diplomatic TiesAllies
EnemiesTOTAL WARCarpoolingThe SavedA short list of those that the Cult has recently helped along the road to enlightenment. The saved are eligible for membership in the cult, if they should wish to pursue clarity through the star. This is an incomplete list: if a member of the Cult has helped you, and you can't find your name on the list, please let us know and we'll fix the error.
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