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| <span style="width: 673; padding:0px; border:0px; margin:0px; font-size: 110%">'''Article 1: Player Killing'''</span> | | <center><span style="width: 200; padding:0px; border:0px; margin:0px; font-size: 200%">'''WANTED'''</span> |
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| # I don't kill players under level six...Why six you ask? Because...that's why. Why do you have to ask so many questions?
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| # If I catch you killing someone under level six I will do everything I can to hunt you down and even the books. The random rules gods must be appeased.
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| # All churches should be caded no higher than VSB+2. Does the local barricade plan say otherwise? Tough titties. If I can't get to church I will find a way in and take at least one life inside (should anyone be unlucky enough to be loitering therein). Maybe I'll even fix the cade "problem".
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| # Honor Among Thieves is a stupid policy. That'd don't mean I'm going to just kill a PKer willy-nilly but it also means that you aren't going to get a break just because we share a common hobby if I don't like the cut of your jib.
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| # If you're sleeping outside, surrounded by zombies and it's pretty damn obvious you ain't going to make it home for dinner I am not above swooping in and ganking that kill. Would you rather some filthy zombie get that XP or your ol' buddy Meeso? This is the only exception to PK Rule number 1...I mean really, I'm almost doing them a favor if you really think about it (don't think too hard).
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| # I don't text rape and if I catch you doing it or condoning it in any way you are fair game. I will slit your thoat and do a jig over your mangled corpse but let's keep things decent shall we?
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| # Got a Profane/Douchey/Stupid Name/Description? Then you might as well be wearing a sign that says, "Mr. Sorry please kill me in some terrible/humiliating way." Can I find a way to add another / in here?...nope I guess not.
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| <span style="font-size: 110%">'''Article 2: Bounty Hunting'''</span>
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| # Bounty Hunting is just PKing with more bureaucracy but in the interest of maintaining my "Renaissance Man" reputation I'm not above collecting a bounty here and there if for no other reason than to keep folks on their toes.
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| # I will report my bounty claims and I will report my deaths. It's only fair to give credit where credit is due, no?</div>
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| <span style="font-size: 110%">'''Article 3: Zombah'''</span>
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| # If I wake up and find someone helped me to shed my mortal coil I will rise and do the zombie thing. I will break down barricades, kill any survivors I can find, spread infection and at the end of each AP cycle, park myself at a revive point. If I don't get a poke by the time I log back in I'll keep up with the zombie thing and repeat the process.
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| # If I have a needle on my person (and I usually carry one) I pay forward revives. It's just good Karma.
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| <span style="font-size: 110%">'''Article 4: Pro-Survivor Survivor'''</span>
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| # Remember how that mall was ruined yesterday? You didn't fix it but someone did. Could have been me. I've been know to do that sort of thing. Especially malls...I mean, I need to get my bullets somewhere.
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| # I'm very fond of lighting dark PKer holes. It's fun to watch everyone scatter like cockroaches.
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| # Need help defending your HQ from the rampaging hordes? Give me a holler (I take all major credit cards).
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| <span style="font-size: 110%">'''Article 5: Teh Deathnote'''</span>
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| # If you're on the Death Note and I find you I will collect it if at all possible. Some asshole put you on it for no good reason? That sucks, get mad at them though I'm just the messenger (trust me I'd rather be delivering singing telegrams and chocolates but you have to play the hand you're dealt).
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| # If I ever decide to add somebody's name to the Note I will not kill that individual untill their entry has been fufilled. Killing your own notes is just bad form old bean.
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