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Join us. Allow your actions to be governed by Rando's Wheel and never be bored again.

Nothing stays the same in Malton. Suburbs and gangs rise and fall daily. Victories can turn into defeats in moments, and defeats into victories with equal haste. Not even the men, women, animals and aliens of Malton can remain alive, dead or undead with any certainty.

Only one thing is constant.

The Random Number Goddess, who we know as Rando. Her randomness determines every action in Malton whether you choose to believe in her or not.

We are Rando's followers. We acknowledge the will of Rando as the highest law of Malton. To this end, we have decided we shall strive towards being as random as the great Rando. We answer to no cause, pro-survivor, anti-survivor, Pker or bounty hunter, except for the RNG and our own amusement. We change on a whim, kill at will and rhyme on a dime.

After all, if nothing stays the same in Malton, why the hell should we?

Every week or so, we contact Rando through the Wheel of Rando. Her will is dictated to us in all it's random glory and determines our actions, whether it be helping survivors, helping zombies, griefing, murdering, un-griefing, roleplaying or any combination of the above.

Joining is easy: AZ/DC Forums

Our five and only five Rules for our members are here: The Rules

The AZ/DC is also available to assist ANY groups with ANY project should the followers of Rando deem it interesting enough. Does you zombie horde need some additional groaning bodies? Are you hunting zergs or text rapists? Need help reclaiming and holding that mall? If you are willing to put up with allies who are clinging to the very edge of sanity by their fingernails then give us a ring.

The Wheel of Rando

The Wheel of Rando is what dictates the activities of AZDC. It is a lovingly-crafted, intricate portal to the ever-changing ebbs and flows of Rando's will, bringing her divine word to our humble earthly eyes. In other words, it's what the unenlightened refer to as a RNG. The Wheel selects from a large pool of unorthodox and tasty activities. We spin it regularly, usually on a weekly basis, changing our activities as the Random number Goddess dictates, staying entertained perpetually through Rando's patronage.

Previous Flavors of the Week

A sample of what we have gotten up to before. Current or very recent Flavors of the Week are not listed, for reasons of NATIONAL SECURITY.

March 1-The very first Mission from Rando. AZ/DC brought radio stations and generators to silence in local areas.

March 11- AZ/DC took a C.R.A.P. and revived everything we saw.

March 20- AZ/DC participated in some PKing by Rando's whims.

March 26- AZ/DC Death Culted our way across Malton.

April 4- AZ/DC went on a Bounty Hunting spree, hunting down RG-listed scum for JUSTICE.

April 13-AZ/DC Revived people and Killed them in order to demonstrate Rando's duality.

April 26- AZ/DC lit up dark buildings and killed whoever was inside.

May 8- AZ/DC assisted survivors through beerhah.

May 17- AZ/DC hunted down and killed/revived each other many, many times for giggles.

June 10- ???

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