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Fun Facts1. He's a simple man. He likes pretty dark haired women and mac & cheese. 2. According to a Mexican census, 8 of his ex-wives are in Malton. 3. He's been known to make, "Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth." comments. 4. He brings a knife to a gun fight just to even the odds. 5. He once went to a psychic - to warn her. 6. Alien abductors have asked him to probe them. 7. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number. 8. Sharks have a week named after him. 9. He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas 10. He lives vicariously through himself. 11. If quantum physics is true, and given an infinite number of universes, he is dating Emma Watson.
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