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== Malton's most powerful, and survivor friendly, group has finally arrived to Urban Dead Wiki==
== Malton's most powerful, and survivor friendly, group has finally arrived to Urban Dead Wiki==


Often imitated. Always talked about.
Often intimidated. Always talked about.
Such is expected when being the best.
Such is expected when being the worst ever.


What you need to know:
What you need to know:
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What does that mean?  
What does that mean?  
We number 50+ live players at any one time. We play MMOs over Teamspeak/Ventrillo, and often visit Malton together while waiting for PVP to queue, or Raids to form. We can fight in tandem, or all at once, as a result. So it may look like zerging, but using common sense will assuredly lead you to a more logical conclusion.
We number 50+ live players at any one time. We play MMOs over Teamspeak/Ventrillo, and often visit Malton together while waiting for PVP to queue, or Raids to form. We can fight in tandem, or all at once, as a result. So it may look like zerging, and using common sense will assuredly lead you the logical conclusion, that it is.


What we do:
What we do:
We help the survivors stay alive, and succeed, against the multitude of zombie zergs that populate the game. We even the status quo, and make sure that the survivors will never come close to being eliminated in game. The zombies can never win, no matter what tactics and/or cheating they try, and never will.
We hurt the survivors who are alive, and succeed, with the help of the multitude of zombie zergs, most of which are our own accounts, that populate the game. We even the status quo, and make sure that the survivors enjoying the game lose internist because of our poor sportsmanship. The players can never win, because of the tactics and/or cheating we use.
We are here to help you if you are not a known PKer, Zerg, or Zed spy.
We are here punish you even if you are not a known PKer, Zerg, or Zed spy.
We also restore whole burgs in quick fashion...and with relative ease.
We also restore whole burgs in quick fashion...and with relative ease.


Those that are against us:
Those that are against us:
Occasionally there will be a misguided soul that believes the lies instead of the truth. To that we say watch our actions instead of someone else's words.
Occasionally there will be a misguided soul that believes our lies instead of the truth. To that we say watch our actions instead of someone else's words.  Of course there are no proof for our actions, just the ramblings and self for fulfilling nonsense we say.
However, the usual naysayers against us are known PKers, zerg cheats, and zombie spies that we have exposed.
However, the usual naysayers against us are just players that we have framed.
They routinely attempt to spam tag lies, make false claims over Broadcast chat, and  attempt to vandalize this page. Sometimes even going so far as to make fake wiki pages themselves, to try and preserve their lies, in a vain attempt to seek a small amount of pointless revenge.
We will routinely attempt to spam tag lies, even going so far as to make fake wiki pages, to preserve our lies, and vainly attempt to seek a small amount of pointless revenge.
We don't care.  
We don't care.  
You can't stop us from our mission. And we always win.
You can't stop us from our mission.
Survivors FTW
Cheaters FTW


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Revision as of 13:50, 10 March 2015


Malton's most powerful, and survivor friendly, group has finally arrived to Urban Dead Wiki

Often intimidated. Always talked about. Such is expected when being the worst ever.

What you need to know: The only live action Player group to ever exist in Urban Dead.

What does that mean? We number 50+ live players at any one time. We play MMOs over Teamspeak/Ventrillo, and often visit Malton together while waiting for PVP to queue, or Raids to form. We can fight in tandem, or all at once, as a result. So it may look like zerging, and using common sense will assuredly lead you the logical conclusion, that it is.

What we do: We hurt the survivors who are alive, and succeed, with the help of the multitude of zombie zergs, most of which are our own accounts, that populate the game. We even the status quo, and make sure that the survivors enjoying the game lose internist because of our poor sportsmanship. The players can never win, because of the tactics and/or cheating we use. We are here punish you even if you are not a known PKer, Zerg, or Zed spy. We also restore whole burgs in quick fashion...and with relative ease.

Those that are against us: Occasionally there will be a misguided soul that believes our lies instead of the truth. To that we say watch our actions instead of someone else's words. Of course there are no proof for our actions, just the ramblings and self for fulfilling nonsense we say. However, the usual naysayers against us are just players that we have framed. We will routinely attempt to spam tag lies, even going so far as to make fake wiki pages, to preserve our lies, and vainly attempt to seek a small amount of pointless revenge. We don't care. You can't stop us from our mission. Cheaters FTW

  • This line of text shows that I know basic wiki formatting and my attempt at trying to confuse people into believing that I have some sort of legitimate power.