User talk:Gardenator

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We miss all our old friends Sniper4625 (talk) 19:46, 13 May 2018 (UTC)

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Screenshots 2018

Here's some screenshots in case shit gets weird on a wiki. https://imgur.com/a/NkecETD https://imgur.com/a/fjvSPYG https://imgur.com/a/P75I8hF https://imgur.com/a/onapH7o https://imgur.com/a/DOeNWHF https://imgur.com/a/qBQxyIo https://imgur.com/a/eA2OOty https://imgur.com/a/fcYbdOY -- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 08:45, 9 June 2018 (UTC)

No more Welcomenewbie

Hello! Several years ago a statistical study was done that showed that usage of Template:Welcomenewbie or other templated welcome messages significantly decreased the retention rate of new members. Having a brief, personalized message, greeting the person, providing a link to a friendly talk page and maybe mentioning how to sign (if the person has been signing DRs or talk pages incorrectly) has the highest retention rate.

Maybe I should put the actual content of Template:Welcomenewbie into a noinclude tag so it vanishes from everywhere and can't be accidentally used anymore... Bob Moncrief ^EBD•W! 12:42, 7 July 2018 (UTC)

Further reading from what Bob is referencing: source of original decision is here, brought up by Jorm in 2010. A ZOMBIE ANT 13:21, 7 July 2018 (UTC)

Ok, makes sense when now that issue of retention is brought up. -- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 20:27, 7 July 2018 (UTC)

Hey man I had some good faith laying around - so I spent it updating your gif!

-- 20:07, 11 September 2018 (UTC)

In reference to Tarasius General Hospital (Lerwill Heights).

"21:32, 9 September 2019‎ Gardenator (Talk | contribs)‎ . . (12,336 bytes) (+760)‎ . . (→‎Barricades: please do not fucking edit out my 'NPOV' edits fuck head) (undo)"

If you had ever actually read the page, you would have realized that I edited the disgusting and stupid "humour" out of the text and did indeed repair the page to a neutral point of view.

I don't think hospital UD wiki pages should be joke-y. I think the whole thing is deadly serious. Newbies ought to be able to quickly get the meat of such pages, so they learn how to protect themselves and level up.

Any literate person over the age of twenty-five should understand how to do this properly. They shouldn't require a "please check your composition for spelling errors" sign posted at the top of the page. It breaks the "Fourth Wall".

As far as the charming "f*ck head" reference goes, address your concerns to Dijon Sanders, please. Catherine Cushing (talk) 22:52, 10 September 2019 (UTC)

Just a note that I moved this to your talk page as Catherine mistakenly put it on a broken page. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION 07:25, 11 September 2019 (UTC)