Talk:Maltonian Inquisition, The

Cardinal Fisu is NOT a PKer

Got it? http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?showtopic=4631&view=findpost&p=9542506 He may be "KKK", "Al-Queda" or "Third Reich Revival", but he is NOT a PKer.

Malton Murder Awards Nominees

	Malton Murder Award Nominee
	This User or Group has been nominated by the general populace for engaging with in the murderous ways of Malton. Be sure to vote here for your choice by 23.00 GMT on the 15th!

Best Target (Individual): Cardinal Nachos

Best Single Attack/ kill (individual): Cardinal Fisu v. the Whatmore Building

Best Group: The Maltonian Inquisition

Most Notorious: Cardinal Nachos

Wittiest PKer: Cardinal Nachos

Good Luck! --Karloth Vois ^RR 00:12, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Your 'Cardinal Fisu' or at least someone going by the player-title of 'Fisu' is using Zerg accounts to kill off other players. Just thought you'd like to know that. While I don't mind player-killing in and of itself, this is just lame...espcially from a group claiming to be 'veteran' players. Is this a reflection of the group's policy of 'fair tactics', or just a rouge element violating your groups sense of play, or perhaps an imposter? --MorthBabid 01:46, 30 August 2006 (BST)

• Also, please visit The Second Massacre of Yagoton to help sort this out. --01:46, 30 August 2006 (BST)
  • Your accusation of zerging is not appreciated. The Maltonian Inquisition derives its power from having a group of independent players online at the same time. I hope the talk at the Second Massacre of Yagoton has sorted this issue out. Apparently survivors working together is difficult for you to grasp. Next time, don't be sarcastic and rude, or you shall feel the Pope's wrath. David Suzuki -10:20, 1st September 2006 (GMT)

• It wasn't meant to be sarcastic, but re-reading it I can see how it could be read that way. My bad. I was only reporting on what various questionable groups have been feeding the public. But please, continue to contribute to the Second Massacre of Yagoton thread, as well as the discussion on PKing in the Talk. --MorthBabid 17:57, 21 September 2006 (BST)

Invitation to the The PKer Alliance

• The Maltonian Inquisition are invited to join the PKA the PKer Alliance. This alliance, coalition, council, or whatever you call it that we are creating is being made so we can make our goal of killing fellow survivors easier. We are not asking you to leave your groups, but to come and congrate here in a safe place to discuss pking. This place can be used to create plans amongst other groups for large scale attacks, to warn groups that you are moving into certain areas to pk so we are not caught in each others crossfire, to brag about how many and who you killed, or even to ask for help if other groups are trying to wipe you out. If you're interested please join us on the [1] PKA-Forum. I hope I see some of you on the forum soon. --PKA 17:43, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Theatrical Comedy Performance of March 5th, 2007

Thought you guys might be interested in a record of your skit this morning. Must say it did make me laugh. Kudos and hails of bullets. --Gasbandit 18:51, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

March 6th --Gasbandit 14:16, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

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Have you left Butt-ville, Macho Nachos? I was supposed to carry on talking to you while Ruan is away, but alas, I cannot find you anywhere. Ehh, if you're still about, I'm hanging out in the south west part of the Butt. We're the bum crack of Malton, don't you know. --dudemeister 21:22, 21 June 2007 (BST)

Acceptance

Hey guys. Simply wondering if my character Ratmonger has been officially accepted into your group. I'm really looking forward to working with you to spread the 'holy word'. Thanks alot.--Scurley7 12:18, 24 September 2007 (BST)

Nice Logo, Lame Group

That is a very nice detailed logo you have on your page, but you are a lame group. There is no challenge to walk a group into the Mall and blast away. Punks. Private Damage 19:55, 5 October 2007 (BST)

• Thankyou for your contribution, Mr. Damage. Next time your group racks up 15 kills in 10 minutes against active opposition, we may listen to your criticism. Until then, the Pope has reserved a special place in purgatory for you. --David Suzuki 01:22, 6 October 2007 (BST)
  • Yes, I must admit that it was a very impressive kill where I saw the report of six people killed by your initiate after being set up by your chief appetizer Macho Nachos or something like that and some others. Nice 'execution', but for a very lame goal. My group won't be racking up that many PKs because we are trying to be survivors against zombies. The name of the game is Urban Dead, not Urban Punk Player Killers. If you feel the need to launch one of your 'totally unexpected' attacks on me for mouthing off, I am usually around St E's Church or nearby helping get people revived after other butt munches shoot them. Please note this mouthing off is mine alone and is not the statement of any other player or group. Have a nice day. Private Damage 02:18, 6 October 2007 (BST)
    • Sorry to disappoint you, but the Maltonian Inquisition do not concern themselves with grudges. If your number is up, then we will question you. You are not the first, will not be the last, and are certainly not the best to make negative comments about us. As far as the zombie situation goes, the Inquisition simply view this as an inconvenience. Our business is with people who breathe. --David Suzuki 12:46, 7 October 2007 (BST)

Alliance Request

Greetings I Am Rotten Zerg Leader Of The_Great_Taboo We Wish To make and alliance with you to stop stupid survivors in there tracks for saving others and mainly the abandoned for making me KOS anyway contact me on the discussion page or on the forums

--Rotten zerg 11:20, 19 July 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

Currently the suburb in question is Yagoton but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a may seem a stupid request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --Adavastor 21:03, 28 July 2008 (BST)

	Group Inactive?
	No reply has been recieved as to whether this group is still active. The 14 days have passed and as such the groups link has been removed from suburb listings. If the group is again active please feel free to revert these changes

--Adavastor 21:28, 15 August 2008 (BST)

WHY?

Why are you a zerg?