Talk:Big Damn Heroes

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Legends of Darkness

I see you have taken my boyz Matt and Athair out. Nice co-ordination. A refreshing change to the hap hazard sloppy ways of Dulston Alliance. Of course you are now officially LoD enemies. Oh yes, we have business with you. Shaun Danger Millerr and Alymonr+. I Look forward to meeting you in game. The Mistress of Darkness may inflict mountains of shits and giggles on you with her tickle stick. Look for us in the shadows! --Psychotic Pantomime 18:33, 9 September 2008 (BST)

• Aren't pantomime's the weird white people in Paris who get beat up and made fun of by little children? -- --marrion barry 12:49, 9 September 2008 (CST)
  • Wouldn't that make you psychotic too? I mean, I don't blame her for going a little crazy as a result.... I just don't really want to be touched by her "tickle stick". I've never heard of a female with a tickle stick before. --Alymon 19:06, 9 September 2008 (BST)
• Marrion, aren't you trying to win an election? I don't think you can afford to neglect the pantomime voting block. Psychotic Pantomime, I just need some clarification here: The safety word is Banana, right? --CharlieFandango 14:16, 9 September 2009 (EST)
• I ain't trying to win brother, I'm gonna win. Thanks for your support by the way. I don't need no crazy confused fool that don't know if they a man or a woman to vote for me. Either you got one or you 'aint. My only tickle stick is the straw I stick up my nose. --marrion barry 13:36, 9 September 2009 (CST)
• Now we have a problem. I wasn't even going to touch any of you. However, now things have changed see you soon.--Matt Aries 21:35, 9 September 2008 (BST)
  • Will you at least buy me dinner and a drink first? I mean, I wouldn't want you to think I was easy. Then you wouldn't respect me in the morning. --CharlieFandango
  • I was referring to the City Council Elections but we also don't like mimes, so we will get you, unless you die first from an overdose of facepaint --marrion barry 22:46, 9 September 2008 (BST)
    • Ya know, normally I have a problem killing children. However, this time Im gonna wade into you like an infant at the wave pool at Wet N' Wild. You kill me and Mock my leader? You are a tiny little group noone has ever heard of. The Darkness will revisit you my "friends" Athair Bas 7:31 EST, 9 September 2008
      • Now ya did it. You have no idea what can of whoopass you just opened. I was actually trying to be cordial with you guys and commend you on a good kill, but you are oblivious. I have officially renamed you "The Big Damn Asshats" Your suffering will be extraordinary.--Psychotic Pantomime 03:11, 10 September 2008 (BST)
        • I thought you guys had a sense of humor. I mean, you're getting pissed at a guy who is named after the former crackhead mayor of Washington DC role playing crazy. Is everyone taking crazy pills? Chillax bro. --CharlieFandango
          • Your obsession with children and facepaint scares me, i think you may be the next John Wayne Gacey. By darkness visiting you are you infering that your power will be turned off? If so vote for Barry and he will work to solve the problem of not being able to pay your utility bills. Your group likes to mention ass and tickle sticks, this is also scary, but to each their own, maybe its a French thing. Perhaps the nearest mall pharmacy will satisfy your needs. You group should be called Legends of the Facepainted Arse Pirates. --marrion barry 22:27, 9 September 2008 (EST)
• Oops...I accidentally ate one of you jerk wads...as shown Here...Guess you forgot that some of us are duel natured... Athair Bas 10:29 EST(your time zone has even been infiltrated), 9 September 2008
• Hmmm. . . . .you are already afraid of my leaders made pantomime skills. . . . . .but what about firemen? If you swing my way I have a hose I will like to show you. --Donald Crane 04:20, 10 September 2008 (BST)
  • Hose? "Blyme these are 'ard to get on. Let's face it, you gota be a man to wear tights" --CharlieFandango

• <font=large>GRAGGH! RARRH! GANGBANG HARMAN! Ah et ya! RAHRNM BARZBGARGBRZ! I can't wait to munch on you guys... --Firetwigzed
  • Honestly? That's some ass smacking good gibberish. Are you a zombie? Or a cannibal? Can you comment, at length, on what makes a good zombie film and how it differs from what makes an inherently good cannibal film? Also, have you had the pleasure of seeing Cannibal Holocaust? I'm trying to secure a copy to show at Merryweather Cinema, but I keep coming across censored copies. --CharlieFandango

• Careful, 'Heroes' for your fate may just be what we did to Dulston Alliance.--Matt Aries 11:03, 10 September 2008 (BST)
  • Do explain... what did you do to the Dulston Alliance? --Alymon 11:35, 10 September 2008 (BST)
    • Maybe the Dulston Allicance got a free clown... er mime show from them, and perhaps the unveiling of the tickle stick was too much for them to handle. --marrion barry 12:53, 10 September 2008 (EST)
      • Thats real funny coming from a guy called "Marrion" *waves tickle stick around in air* I know you want it "Marrion". You cant keep your eyes off of it. Ass smacking good gibberish? Is that like lip smacking good? "Quit watching the stick!" *SMACKS you on the nose!* Bad Marrion! Only good trenchcoaters get the tickle stick! Bragman nah haz! Twigs had a mouthful of some DEM recruit at the time, he always loves to barg ahn barg DEM harmanz bargarz, Barbahgah r!bz, ahn nahmy G!ngarharmanz for dessert. I also have to add your dull mime jokes have become quite tedious to read at best. My vote:Shaun Of The Dead zombie movie,which technically is a cannibal movie as well, as they are human eating human flesh. Ah and Dulston Alliance you ask? We invited a few friends to destroy the area and eatz as we entertained & murdered DA in their sleep. I insisted they die laughing, but the most I could get out of them was a surprised look as they stared down the barrel of my shotgun, and then they entered the Darkness. I have to admit our lurching friends did a thorough job and are still dining as I write this. They sure know how to throw a good party at the Mhr Barn! read it and weep This is my last entry. I grow weary of you already.--Psychotic Pantomime 03:45, 11 September 2008 (BST)
        • Maybe you should've thought that most people in the world, aside from the French, don't like mimes and make fun of them. Perhaps you should've thought of that before. You and your small group are weaklings, you don't know who you're messing with. You and your group of French carnies (circus folk) will die. --marrion barry 11:37, 10 September 2008 (EST)
          • Sir, your ignorance is appalling. Panty is the only circus clown we have. I'm a fireman, and not even French! My Jamaican pride makes me want to limbo all over your face. Perhaps I should use my hose to spray everyone down so things can cool down. But I'll only do that if A) alteast one member of your group is female and B) atleast her and Panty are both wearing white shirts. --Donald Crane 04:44, 11 September 2008 (BST)
            • Wow, maybe we have something in common... I could second that plan. We can have Cathy Lanier join in. --Alymon 11:36, 11 September 2008 (BST)
              • We are agreed then. As you are the hosts, you pick the location and the time and we'll bring extra t-shirts. If you guys play nice and Panty gets a few drinks in her, she may show you some new clown moves. Next issue: your talk page here is quite messy :P--Donald Crane 18:46, 11 September 2008 (BST)
                • I just want to add, that I am in no way French...French people piss me off, unless they are clown...I like clowns cause they scare people...I am in fact Irish, as my name would suggest Athair Bas (Time irrelevant)
                  • I'm glad to hear that you're not French, we don't like the French either, they have a certain smell about them, like moldy cheese and body odor mixed together. --marrion barry 15:44, 10 September 2008 (CST)