User:Pansyman

The chronicles of a pansy in the BB2

• February 19th, 2008: Right now I'm a level 9 civilian hiding in a junkyard, trying to avoid the BB2 currently coming through Shearbank. Same thing happened with Caiger Mall, a few days after I first arrived the mall was ruined. I probably will forget about this page, but hey, it'll be good while it lasts. --Pansyman 01:06, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

• February 20th, 2008: Back in my little junkyard hole trying to stay alive. I went outside to go DNA extract a zombie, don't do anything for ten seconds, and find in that the ten seconds I've lost 26 hp and been infected. I run to my little hole, FAK myself (Tee-hee), and ponder the options. Since I had three loaded shotguns with nine shells, and three pistols with 8 clips, I decided I'd try to kill my first zombie. It took three shotgun blasts (Thank goodness all of them hit), and 12 pistol shots, but I did it. My first zombie was toast, and I got 66 xp to boot. Maybe I have some chance of actually surviving the BB2. --Pansyman 23:23, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

• February 21st, 2008: After the previous day, I was almost out of ammo. I decided I'd go up north to the Police Department to go gather some more, after all, they're great for supplying ammo. So I searched seven times, and nothing. It bugged me a bit, but I kept searching. 13 more times, NOTHING, and I was pissed. Luckily, the next six searches gave up a flak jacket, a flare gun, a fully-loaded shotgun, two shells, and a pistol clip. Joyfully, I check outside to see if there's a lone zombie anywhere. To my surprise, there is, but not without a horde of 11 right next to it. I enter the church next to my junkyard, and free-run back. Yes, I am a pansy, a pansy who did not get that 17 xp needed for a level. --Pansyman 22:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

• February 22nd, 2008: PD above me fell. Spent all day dna extracting zombies. Can't talk. Out of time. --Pansyman 22:36, 22 February 2008 (UTC)

Edit: Back, the police department north of my little junkyard fell, leaving me with no way to gather ammo. Luckily, I had just stocked up the day before, but I still would rather conserve it. Thinking of a new place to hide, can't really find one. Maybe Pitneybank, or somewhere with a mall. Easy pickings there. --Pansyman 02:58, 23 February 2008 (UTC)

• February 23rd, 2008: Well, I died. Even though it was a junkyard I was hiding in (Zombies totally ignore junkyards), they still bust it open and killed me. Probably was only a matter of time, but I'm disappointed. I'll probably head over to Pitneybank and Mrh? my way to revival, or just use the CDF revive request tool. Yes, I'm a Mrh Cow, but I don't regret it. If you happen to be in the Randallbank area, stop by and give me a revive >:3 --Pansyman 00:24, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

• February 24th, 2008: Still dead, but close to Fort Creedy, and used the CIT revive request tool. Hopefully I'll be alive soon, because they focus around Fort Creedy, and I'm south-east one block of the training yard. I don't know if I'll go to Creedy, or if I'll find refuge somewhere else. Anyways, I'll get a revive eventually. --Pansyman 19:00, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

• February 26th, 2008: Still zombie, waited for a revive near Creedy, but the fort fell. I guess I'll head south to Vinetown, heard there's a revive point managed by M.E.R.C.Y., hopefully I can get a revive there. Might stick around in the mall down there (I forget the name all of the sudden), or maybe I'll go off on my own. Since the BB2 has already passed there, if I get a revive, it'll be safer than the last two zones I've been in. Anyways, I doubt anyone is actually reading this, but this is just the chronicles of a (zombified) pansy stuck in the middle of the BB2. --Pansyman 02:04, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

• February 27th, 2008: IT'S... ALIIIIVEE! Yes, I got a revive. Probably heading down to the local Vinetown mall, maybe not, but probably. Not much time, so bye bye now. HUMAN FTW --Pansyman 01:35, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

• February 29th, 2008: Can't update daily, school is taking a lot of work. Made it to the mall (Mitchem Mall), searching for some ammo. Bought another skill with xp from a zombie (Advanced Pistol Training), searching for ammo. Probably getting first aid next, hate carrying so many FAK's with me. FAKing myself so many times gets tiring (Tee-hee). Anywho, love you M.E.R.C.Y., and if you happen to come by Mitchem Mall, go ahead and say hi. Oh wait, no one is reading this... --Pansyman 03:21, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

• March 3rd, 2008: Been forgetting to update recently, but it's no problem, no one is even reading this. I leveled up yesterday, bought advanced shotgun training. Got all firearms training, free running, diagno-thing, basic nt training (First one), construction, shopping, bargain hunting, and radio broadcasting. Pretty much, I'm getting more to the point where I can stray away from all of the malls I'm used to. Getting first aid next, then I have no clue what after that. Rambling pansy = bad pansy, so nothing else for today, because nothing interesting happened. Also, if anyone IS reading this, hope that someone I know who OD'ed on anti-depressant pills does better. --Pansyman 00:12, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

• September 25th, 2008: So yeah. I was inactive for a while, but I'm back (liek ne1 caers :[). Level 16 now, gonna have to start buying the useless skills. Anyways, I don't really FAK for xp anymore, nor stay in a ]single place. I've pretty much turned all nomad since theres no real big hordes around the southeastern corner of Malton, and other than FAKing people, theres not much to do. But yeah, UDs getting kind of boring down here. I'm thinking I should go to somewhere like [Ridleybank]. Somewhere EXCITING.

God I'm stupid. --Pansyman 06:00, 27 September 2008 (BST)

About Mr. Pansyman...

• Loves junkyards
• Why do I even put these here
• i accidently the whole pistol clip
• is that bad

	Consumer
	This user is a consumer and is probably off looting a mall.

	The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton
	Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

	Mrh?
	This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time.

	Hell
	This user is going to Hell.

	Supporter of River Tactics
	I flow into the void.