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[[|<span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; font-size: 125%; color:#ff8c00"><i><span style="color:#ffa500">Welcome to the Airborne,</span><br>
<span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; font-size: 125%; color:#ff8c00"><i><span style="color:#ffa500">Welcome to the Airborne,</span><br>
<br>
Malton is a nice city. Scenic outcrops of bodies, spanning miles.<br>
As malton was falling into darkness and Zombie parties rised every corner the 82nd Airborne division was deployed over the city. Due to an acident the men spread around city most of them falling straight into Zombie claws. The remaining survivors became a tough and extremly organized group of soldiers willing to turn zeds into fish bait.<br>
Majestic hordes of zombies roaming the ravaged and pillaged cityscape.<br>
Do you want to be one of us? Then Join! <br>
Yep, it's just got to be the place to be, don't ya think?<br>
So, you might be asking yourself, 'Dear God! What happened here?!'<br>
Of course, we may or <span style="color:#800000"><u>MAY</u> <u>NOT</u></span> give you an answer.<br>
You want to know why? <br>
You want to know why? <br>
It's because while you're waiting for an answer<br>
It's because while you're waiting for that answer<br>
which I may or <span style="color:#800000"><u>MAY</u> <u>NOT</u></span> give you,<br>
which we may or <span style="color:#800000"><u>MAY</u> <u>NOT</u></span> give you,<br>
our zombie friends are plotting a [http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u194/Narcissist_from_beyond/Forum%20Stuff/Zombiepudding.jpg ''global yoghurt conspiracy!''].<br>
our zombie friends are plotting a [http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u194/Narcissist_from_beyond/Forum%20Stuff/Zombiepudding.jpg ''global yoghurt conspiracy!''].<br>
<br>
<br>
Remember last time?<br>
Remember last time?<br>
we said "It's a global yoghurt conspiracy!!!" and you were all "whatever" *slurp slurp*.<br>
we said "It's a global yoghurt conspiracy!!!" and you were all "whatever" *slurp slurp*.<br>
Then the zombies burst in, tearing you limb from limb before devouring you like a cheap takeaway. <br>
Then the zombies burst in, tearing you limb from limb before devouring you like cheap takeaway. <br>
</i></span><br>]]
Oh, and I neither confirm nor deny that I had anything to do with that.</i></span><br>
[[|align='right' <span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New; font-size: 125%; color:#8b0000"><i>- Boot Camp instructor</i></span>
<span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: Courier New; font-size: 125%; color:#8b0000"><i>- Boot Camp instructor</i></span>




[[|<span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial; font-size: 125%; color:#ff8c00"><i>
<i><span style="color:#800000;">To get started, click on that dirty gold-ish text showing "Recruitment" <br>
To get started, please scroll to the top of the page <br>
You know, the one under that fancy silhouette of an Airborne about to blow someone's brainz! out!</span></i>
and select RECRUITMENT! <br>
And yes, less gibberish... More making! <br>
</i></span>]]
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Revision as of 07:57, 25 October 2008


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Welcome - Command

Boot Camp – Recruitment
Specialists – Past Engagements

Welcome to the Airborne,
Malton is a nice city. Scenic outcrops of bodies, spanning miles.
Majestic hordes of zombies roaming the ravaged and pillaged cityscape.
Yep, it's just got to be the place to be, don't ya think?
So, you might be asking yourself, 'Dear God! What happened here?!'
Of course, we may or MAY NOT give you an answer.
You want to know why?
It's because while you're waiting for that answer
which we may or MAY NOT give you,
our zombie friends are plotting a global yoghurt conspiracy!.

Remember last time?
we said "It's a global yoghurt conspiracy!!!" and you were all "whatever" *slurp slurp*.
Then the zombies burst in, tearing you limb from limb before devouring you like cheap takeaway.
Oh, and I neither confirm nor deny that I had anything to do with that.
- Boot Camp instructor


To get started, click on that dirty gold-ish text showing "Recruitment"
You know, the one under that fancy silhouette of an Airborne about to blow someone's brainz! out!

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