The church of cliff burton

The Church of Cliff Burton

We follow in his path all dreaming that someday our skills in anything could ever touch what he did with his bass and while we mourn for his fall from the living and Metallica we raise in joyus celebration for the things he has done and that he has found true barhah in the end.

The Following of Cliff Burton

1. once you have death rattle it would be a gesture of kindness to cliff to say gahr bhrtahn ahn barhah! (for burton and barhah) when you enter a building

2. we accept all followers of cliff be they living or dead

3. we are tolerant to some extent( not everyone has great taste or has heard cliff playing without guitar voice and drums drowning him out)

4. we stick together and try to help each other out

5. lowest levels get first priority in eating

6. if you are breathing and see zombies or have death rattle you should tell our brothers to "come to the church of our true savior here http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_church_of_cliff_burton"

where to find the church

well i could say some standard cheesy church shit such as in your heart but i wont the church has no clear resting place and you will have to just post on the discussion if you are interested sorry but the message must be spread to all