Indian/Pakistani Delicacies

Indian/Pakistani Delicacies
Abbreviation:	I/PD
Group Numbers:	Malai Kofta
Leadership:	Malai Kofta
Goals:	Survival, providing culinary delight to all who ingest us, being highly flavorful and pleasantly aromatic
Recruitment Policy:	Open to all foodstuffs of Indian or Pakistani origin, as well as their enthusiasts... no need to ask, just join by adding the group to your profile
Contact:	In game or on the discussion page

What kind of group is this?

The Indian/Pakistani Delicacies is a group formed by a plate of food commonly found in the nations of Pakistan and India. Its goal is to represent and organize other Indian/Pakistani foodstuffs and their enthusiasts in the town of Borehamwood and to not be eaten by zombies, since zombies tend not to be appreciative of the effort it takes to prepare such delightful cuisine and just wolf down their meals without savoring them.

How can a plate of food get up and start fighting zombies? How does it use an axe?

Shut up. I don't see you getting all inquisitive about how the recently deceased manage to get up and start eating people, don't start questioning the right of a snack to defend itself and choose the time and manner of its consumption.

What methods do the Indian/Pakistani Delicacies employ?

At present, the barricading of as many buildings as possible to VSB++ is a high priority. In areas where groups of zombies are active, buildings should be 'caded to EHB++ with adjacent buildings at VSB++ to allow individuals without free running to still find refuge. Members are encouraged to equip themselves with fire axes and toolboxes, always keep at least one first-aid kit on hand, and learn hand to hand combat, axe handling, construction, and free running skills as soon as possible. Members should seek refuge among large numbers of fellow survivors... there is safety in numbers.

History

Channah Dal Samosa was sitting on a plate in a fire station in South Borehamwood, alongside a bottle of Kingfisher lager and a couple of spicy bowls of rich dipping sauce when the zombie outbreak began. As confused reports of emergencies started arriving from the area of East Borehamwood the resident firefighters hurried off to service the community's needs, leaving a tasty lunch behind untouched. As minutes passed to hours, Channah Dal Samosa realized that being eaten really wasn't what he wanted to do with his afternoon anyway, his purpose in life though it might be, and he got up to see what was going on. Realizing that a dangerous epidemic was sweeping across Borehamwood and that the community needed him even more as a defender than as a snack, he equipped himself with an axe and ventured out into the community to see how he could be of assistance.

His first stop was St. Hormisdas' hospital, where he found a small group of survivors intent on making forays into the Big Brother House and exploring the environs. One, Paula Negosu, seemed particularly adventurous, though her daring would soon be rewarded by her unfortunate demise. Channah Dal Samosa ventured briefly to the supermarket in hopes of finding other Indian/Pakistani Delicacies to aid him in his quest, but the shelves seemed largely stocked with beer and wine, so he moved on. He then proceeded to the Big Brother House itself, where he found the building almost completely ransacked with only a few survivors inside and a substantial horde of zombies preparing to finish them off. He retreated to St. Hormisdas' hospital, warning of an impending onslaught and the need to withdraw, but to little avail. The supermarket nearby soon fell, as did a nearby police station. Channah Dal Samosa proceeded to withdraw to a series of more remote hospitals as the seemingly unstoppable zombie menace advanced. As the outbreak in South Borehamwood became uncontrollable he realized that the best thing he could do would be to organize as many people as possible to openly declare their love of Indian and Pakistani cuisine and their reluctance to die. Thus the group Indian/Pakistani Delicacies was born.

News

December 7, 2008 The number of both survivors and zombies in the area is increasing as more and more people are fleeing the onslaught in Northwest Borehamwood and seeking refuge in Radlett. The Indian/Pakistani Delicacies have been using this brief respite to try to gain experience, but soon the hordes will begin breaking into even the best defended buildings in Radlett. Malai Kofta recently obtained the Axe Handling skill, and is preparing to put it to good use. --Necrofeelinya 04:05, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

December 6, 2008 After withdrawing to Radlett the Indian/Pakistani Delicacies were dismayed to find the same distribution of sparse, inexperienced survivors as had been prevalent in the other regions which had been so easily overwhelmed. Indeed, after a night of rest Malai Kofta awoke to find that nearby Bramall Way Police Station [511, 5] was seriously under siege and almost certain to fall soon. Fortunately, it appeared that most of the buildings in the area were well barricaded. After considering the situation, the Indian/Pakistani Delicacies are hereby issuing an advisory to all survivors to avoid sleeping in resource buildings. The hordes have been advancing too rapidly and directly targeting lighted resource buildings, particularly hospitals, police stations, factories and warehouses while ignoring less promising targets. The Indian/Pakistani Delicacies further advise survivors to gather in large groups and barricade all nearby empty buildings to VSB++ to serve as decoys, even putting fueled generators in some of them when available. --Necrofeelinya 01:28, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

December 5, 2008 In a bid to avoid the pincer move the zombies seem to be closing upon Northwest Borehamwood with from North and West Borehamwood, the Indian/Pakistani Delicacies have relocated to Radlett. This may well be the last secure region in Borehamwood, and when it falls the real struggle for survival will begin. --Necrofeelinya 02:12, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

December 2, 2008 The Indian/Pakistani Delicacies continue to struggle, as Malai Kofta tries to gain experience and new skills while searching for food-based allies or their devotees to swell the ranks of the group. He is preparing to strategically withdraw to safer territory as zombies begin to encroach upon the region of Northwest Borehamwood, threatening this sparsely populated and previously secure area. --Necrofeelinya 22:46, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

November 27, 2008 The Indian/Pakistani Delicacies dropped by Teresa General Hospital[539,35] and noticed things weren't quite in order. After quickly securing and barring the doors, a couple of FAKs applied and a brief word of advice, Malai Kofta departed to see if he could arrange for one of the more deceased patients to be removed, being not quite up to the task himself. --Necrofeelinya 04:34, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

On November 21st, 2008 Channah Dal Samosa was overtaken in Aelred Hospital in the southwest corner of Central Borehamwood by Graghness of the Borehamwood Rangahz during a break-in which saw the fall of the hospital. He was brutally savaged, then after succumbing to his wounds rose up as a greasy plate of leftovers and attacked his former companions, joining the zombie menace. He had spent his last hours securing nearby buildings and was about to scout a location further from the horde to retreat to, but was too late. All was not lost though, as his demise roused his old friend Malai Kofta to action. Taking over the mantle of leadership from Channah Dal Samosa, Malai Kofta assumed control of the Indian/Pakistani Delicacies group with no disruption of operations, as there were as yet no other known members. --Necrofeelinya 23:22, 21 November 2008 (UTC)