Talk:SOS Brigade

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DEM

Just a heads up, the DEM have you listed as a PKer group on the RG, and Shotqun Ed (note the Q) is using your grop tags. --Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 08:50, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

I think Yonnua meant to say that Shotqun Ed was using your grope tag. You know. For groping. Or maybe he meant "group" tag. Either or, after all, the way I see it both are bad news. --Mobius 16:37, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

Okay, first: I already mentioned that Shotqun Ed thing on our grouppage and second: Fuck the DEM and their broken-ass RG. People like Moloch are reporting getting PKed but are PKing themselves...seriously, fuck that. Disregrad that, ask STARS, DOOMS or the SMW about our "PKing"--ScouterTX 16:40, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

Affiliate

This is Sinclair we are offering an allience with us plz contact me thanks! Sinclair has established ourselves in the East Grayside area that you are located in and would like to afilliate ourseves with you--Dr. Sinclair 20:15, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

We already denied this, I swear to God Haruhi i'm going to be in therapy soon. --Ryzak Black 23:35, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Seconded, and stop posting here.--ScouterTX 16:40, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

Template

Hey comrades, Ive copied(taxed) your communist template just wanted to thankyou and affirm my support. Me101 02:22, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Anytime bro.--ScouterTX 16:20, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

FOXHOUND

We're still your allies. Add us as a current ally, as I would joyfully come down any day to help you guys out. Met fan 01:45, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Ryzak did it. --ScouterTX 01:50, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

South Malton Watch

Thanks for contacting us. Things are really bad right now and we could use all the help we can get. Apocalyptic doom 20:41, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

Ok, well I've added the South Malton Watch to our allies section on our page. --Ryzak Black 23:17, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

And we have done the same. Apocalyptic doom 00:55, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Great, lets get crackin'.--ScouterTX 02:51, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Combat Kids

This is DDTKID Founding and So far Only Member of the Combat Kids I would Like to Offer an Alliance

As for One Day we Msy assist you and both work to Eliminate Zeds

--DDTKID 03:33, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

NO WAY BROTHER!File:Hulk-Hogan-.jpg --ScouterTX 23:25, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

Srsly, you just quit STARS and you have NO members...not a very useful ally. And work on your grammar. --ScouterTX 23:35, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

This is classic ScouterTX. First you get lured in by the promise of anime, thinking the SOS Brigade are all gum drops and sugar plums, and then whammo! ScouterTX's nine-inch pythons are all over you! In that situation, whatcha' gonna do? Nothing, that's what. Instead, consider this: Move to Dulston.

You heard me correctly. I want you, your friends, and any other survivors to come on down/up/over to Dulston. In case you didn't know Dulston is the best suburb in all of Malton. That's a fact! Now I know you have questions, and I am eager to answer them all. As such, Dulston Alliance analysts have compiled a list of questions and answers determined to be popular among kids today:

Q1: I hear that most of the buildings in Dulston are either ransacked and ruined. Is this true?

A1: "Ransacked" and "ruined" are just fancy words for low-low real estate prices. I mean, we're literally giving away property in Dulston. First come, first serve.

Q2: But I was told that Dulston is crawling with zombies. I don't like zombies. They frighten me.

A2: FACT: Malton is filled with zombies. FACT: Dulston has fewer zombies than Ridleybank. So if you had to choose between living in Ridleybank and Dulston, which would you choose? That's right, Dulston. So just do it already.

Q3: Are PKers a problem in Dulston?

A3: All PKers die before the glory and might that is the Dulston Alliance. They scream in TERROR and FLEE from us. Occasionally you may experience an "altercation" while which may lead to your sudden and unfortunate death, but if that ever happens to you then consider this: maybe you deserved it. Did you ever consider that before? Yeah. I didn't think so.

Q4: What is this awesome Dulston Alliance I keep hearing about?

A4: I'm glad you asked. The Dulston Alliance is, in essence, the best survivor organization in all of Malton. The DEM? Riddled with controversy, as the Malton Uprising proved. Other organizations, by comparison, are unknown and therefore unworthy of your attention. We also have a mall. You may stay there... so long as you don't mind the zombies.

And there you have it. So the real question is, why haven't you moved to Dulston and joined the Dulston Alliance yet? --Mobius 16:34, 11 February 2009 (UTC)