User:Thepieninja

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About Me

I like pie. I dont care if I am a zombie or not I JUST WANT EXPERIENCE POINTS!!! Lol actually I am a dual naturalist. I support the sacred ground policy. These templates are completely true about me.

	Scout
	This user is a scout and is probably off locating zombie concentrations.

	Consumer
	This user is a consumer and is probably off looting a mall.

	Medic
	This user is a medic and is probably off healing the troops.

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

	The Opportunists
	This user or group supports opportunistic behavior.

	Combat Reviver
	This user or group supports the strategy known as 'Combat Revival'.

	Dual Nature
	This User or Group supports the Dual Nature Policy & believes that the citizens of Malton should embrace their two-fold nature.

	Weapon of Choice
	This user's weapon of choice is ninja axe.

	Christian
	This user is a Christian.

	Republican
	This user is a Republican.

	WE WANT PIE!
	This user wants pie, if not, you may be in the verge of death...

	Alien
	This user is an alien.

	Male
	This user is male.

	Wii Owner
	This user owns a Wii, and recognizes the significance of Nintendo!

	I'm Smarter
	This user is smarter than you.

	Sorry, what was that first part again?
	This user has ADD, so don't expect them to pay much attention to anything.

	Urban Dead
	This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?

My Characters... And Other Stuff

My main characters are Jake Brien(scout)(currently alive), Shop O Holic(consumer)(currently unknown), and Thepiedoctor(medic)(currenly alive). My other characters that I play when i am not able or willing to play my main characters are Axe West(joint-ownership)(firefighter)(probably dead) and Morti Rigors(zombie)(currently dead).

Templates galore

These templates are cool, and most of them are true but they are not essential to my personality so they are down here.

	USE THE FORCE!
	This user only uses their powers for good, and for tipping over small babies. *No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*

	MOAR HATZ
	This user thinks that hats are cool and wants to see every known type of hat in the world in Urban Dead.

	Pie Smacked In The Face!
	This user deserves a pie smacked in the face because {{{Reason}}}

	Gramear
	This usar or gruop suport teh use of propper gramer and speling on the Wiki.

	RUN!
	Zombie Ostrichs are out to get us!!

	Hamster
	Hamsters will defeat the zombie menace. All hail our furry Hamster overlord

	ZERG RUSH!!! KEKEKEKEKE
	This user or group zergs.

	LOLWUT?
	no, seriusly. wut? reelly, WUT? OMG WTF IZ iT?! orly?! lololololmaozedong

	Cats
	This user loves cats.

	Anime Lover
	This user loves anime and is a devoted otaku.

	GOOOOOOOOAL!
	This user supports bringing the World Cup back to Malton.

	Zombish
	HGhARRZ NMnGBHAaGB NMRZHAMZ RZBZHAaBGRZ zHRmbARRZh.

	Zombese
	mmzazbz?aa-bzzn,n.nnn,aa-bz?n.z! aaz?z,n.nnzhz?aa-zz-znnzn.z?n.bg.

	Zomban
	Rb-BgGRa MGmAgBAAg MRaBR RaHaBAGbRa ZHGhAaAGm.

	Morse Code
	- .... .. ... / ..- -. -.. . .- -.. / ..- ... . .-. / ... .--. . .- -.- ... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-

	Fire is Pretty
	This user thinks that fire is pretty.

	B-A-N-A-N-A-Z!
	This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.

	Trigger Happy
	This user has guns. Do not cross them.

	Kitten Basket
	This user thinks that putting kittens in the basket is better than gold.

	Toenail
	If my toenails smelled like peanut butter I'd shave them.

	Tusken Raider
	WOOT SNORT ALLAH ACKBAR!!

	Flying Spaghetti Monster
	This user has been touched by his Noodly Appendage.

	SNAKE IS DEAD
	Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

	The Sky is Falling!
	This survivor thinks that the sky is falling and is freaking out accordingly.

	ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!!
	This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.

	Han Shot First
	This user or group supports the theory that Han totally shot first. Seriously, anything else is ridiculous. That Greedo dude wasn't fast enough for Han Solo.

	TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!
	This user has been exposed to chemical pollution and thinks like a purple tentacle.

	Dolphins
	This user thinks dolphins are better than killer whales, and would totally be a dolphin, but with wings and lasers and shit.

	Heavy Lifters, Maybe?
	This user can't figure out for the life of them how survivors are able to carry around several portable generators at once.

	DUDE! It's a Template!
	This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.

	Too Many Templates
	This user puts way too many templates on their page.

	IT NEVER ENDS!
	This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.

	Mrh?
	This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time.

	What do you mean I can't use an axe?!
	This user can't understand why zombies are not allowed to use fire axes.

	Curse You Encumbrance!!!
	This user carries around a lot of crap.

	Why are you still reading these?
	This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.

	Template Whore
	This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page. I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!?

	Tetris Addict
	This user is addicted to Tetris.

	Axe Crazy
	This user has an axe. Do not cross them.

	What the Hell is Wrong with you People!?
	This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long.

	Scientology Unfriendly
	This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous.

	Billy Mays
	Hi! Billy Mays here with an amazing product! But wait, there's more! Here's how to order!

	Popcorn
	This user enjoys the gentle company of smooth butter with exploded starch as it is distributed indiscriminately upon the masses.

	End It All
	This user wants to quit UD and leave the stupidity, but is very, heavily addicted.

	Jesus Was White
	This user believes that Jesus was an Aryan.

	Jesus Was Jewish
	This user believes that Jesus was most likely Jewish. Why? Because both his parents were Jews.

	Sarah Palin for President in 2012
	This user believes that Sarah Palin should run for President in 2012.

	DOOM
	Remember to tell your grandkids to put a rocket launcher in your coffin. If you go to Hell when you die, you’ll need it for some final cleaning-up.

	Octogram
	60% more evil than the average pentagram. Preorder your very own today!!!

	Stupid Suggestions!
	Whenever you make a stupid Suggestion, God kills a kitten. Stop killing kittens.

	BEWARE: Roundhouse Kick Master!
	This user has mastered Chuck Norris' signature only move. It's deadly!

	What is Love?
	This user can do the bitchin' head bobbing thing.

	Ninja
	This user flips out and kills people. Ninjas are so totally awesome!

	Didn't we make ourselves clear?
	Remember kids: Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice, YOU ARE DEAD

	mudkipz
	so i herd u liek mudkipz?

	The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton
	Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic

	Dance-Off
	Oh Snap!

	Great Hair
	Charles Bronson had amazing hair. His hair would've kicked your hair's ass.

	Pulp Fiction
	Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.

	HURRRRRRRRR!!!1one!!1
	im not as stupid as im portrayed in the media... oh crud they are onto me...durhurrrrr