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''"So I shot this zombie with a flare gun - turns out it wasn't a zombie, but a hobo. Watching this flaming homeless person running about, it...taught me a lesson. We live in trying times. And in these days of strife, it's quite hard to tell the difference between a tramp and a zombie."'' - Flatliner, on collateral damage and the homeless. | ''"So I shot this zombie with a flare gun - turns out it wasn't a zombie, but a hobo. Watching this flaming homeless person running about, it...taught me a lesson. We live in trying times. And in these days of strife, it's quite hard to tell the difference between a tramp and a zombie."'' - Flatliner, on collateral damage and the homeless. | ||
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Character
This bad motherfucker's profile...
Here lies an accurate depiction of how he happens to look...both in reality, and on UD.
"So I shot this zombie with a flare gun - turns out it wasn't a zombie, but a hobo. Watching this flaming homeless person running about, it...taught me a lesson. We live in trying times. And in these days of strife, it's quite hard to tell the difference between a tramp and a zombie." - Flatliner, on collateral damage and the homeless.
Flatliner seemed to be every inch the stereotypical "G-Man" - suited, booted, and armed. Be it night or day, the suit never seemed to remove his standard-issue sunglasses; a trait which could be deemed as quite comic. Zombies and humans alike daren't make fun of this, mind you. He tended to punish disrespect by tearing his victim's head off, then beating them to death with it! Figure THAT one out!
Usually seen spouting colourful (and bizarre) one-liners that were rarely heard outside of grindhouse flicks, Flatliner was evidently determined to plough his way through the Malton Incident in a cascade of obscene language, depravity, and WHITE...HOT...LEAD! (That paragraph was meant to be said in that deep voice-over that preceeds a film, by the way.)
Current objective: Aid survivors wherever possible in the South Blythville suburb.
[Objective status: Groovy.]
Armament: .357 Colt Python (6 inch barrel model), Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife, "Lupara" style sawed off shotgun.
Contact
| UDprofile: Flatliner | WikiProfile: Flatliner | Group: PEZ United |
| AIM: n/a | MSN: call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk | e-mail: call_me_desdenova@hotmail.co.uk |
| Home: Watford, UK | contact database. | |
Other things
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Secret Agent |
| This user knows no fear, knows no danger, knows nothing |
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Kane LIVES! |
| This user believes you can't kill the Messiah |
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Good Grooming |
| This user or group practices good grooming habits, and recommends that other Malton survivors do too. |
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Drunkard |
| This User drinks entirely too much and should probably quit before they die. |
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Violence is quicker |
| Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker. |
