User:Joey Nothing

The Nothing

The Nothing.

The Nothing is everything, and nothing. The Nothing is also a geek who likes to write dramatically while writing his profile. And killing zombies.

The Nothing has guns. Lots of guns.

And FAK's, too. The Nothing has those too.

And beer.

Lots of beer.

The Nothing's Group

The Nothing is an official member of the Malton Police Department.

	Malton Police Department
	Joey Nothing is a member of the MPD.

The Nothing is also a former member of The Northern Regiment (disbanded).

	The Northern Regiment (Allied)
	This user or group is an ally of The Northern Regiment.

The Nothing's Random shit

	Slayer
	Raining blood From a lacerated sky Bleeding its horror Creating my structure Now I shall reign in blood!

	/METALLICA\
	Joey loves Metallica.

	SNAKE IS DEAD
	Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

	Optimus Prime
	The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is fucking badass and can kick everyone's ass.

	Pulp Fiction
	Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.

	IT NEVER ENDS!
	This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.

	USE THE FORCE!
	This user only uses their powers for good, and for tipping over small babies. *No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*

	Lucy Liu, Guns, and Chicken Owns!
	This group thinks that Lucy Liu, Guns, and Chicken is the best combination. Ever.

	Right to bear arms
	This user supports the Second Amendment.

	Dont do it.
	Dont try to kill every zombie, you wont win.

	Low HP Survivors
	PKer Crack

	Unholy Alliance
	"We should be fucking dead, my friend."

	Octogram
	60% more evil than the average pentagram. Preorder your very own today!!!

	Atheist
	This user is an atheist.

	Stop Suggesting Crap!
	This user or group supports intelligent suggestions because: Crucifixes should be useless, just like in real life.

	...And Justice For All
	"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." -Edmund Burke "Evil unchecked grows, evil tolerated poisons the whole system." -Jawaharlal Nehru

	Gangsta Rap
	This user is correct that it's not the East or the West side, North or the South side, but the Dark Side.

	WTFCENTAURS
	This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid suggestions on the Suggestions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion. Victory will be ours, and with it, Pie!

	It's a Joke, OK?
	This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.

	What the Hell is Wrong with you People!?
	This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long.

	Alt user
	This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.

	Violence is quicker
	Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.

	Too Many Templates
	This user puts way too many templates on their page.