Indian/Pakistani Leftovers

Indian/Pakistani Leftovers
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Abbreviation:	I/P L
Group Numbers:	Channah Dal Samosa
Leadership:	Channah Dal Samosa
Goals:	Take revenge upon the filthy harmanz for always eating our friends and loved ones and to feast upon their tasty BRAIIIINNNZZZZ to show them what it's like
Recruitment Policy:	Open to all partially consumed foodstuffs of Indian or Pakistani origin
Contact:	On the discussion page

History

The Indian/Pakistani Leftovers were formed when Channah Dal Samosa, previously head and sole member of the Indian/Pakistani Delicacies, was overtaken by zombies in Aelred Hospital in the southwest corner of Central Borehamwood. Upon his partial consumption, he awoke with the desire to feast upon human brains. Gathering his crumbs and piecing his remains together as best he could, he rose and attacked the hospital's remaining survivors. His goal now is to unite fellow fallen foodstuffs of Indian and/or Pakistani origin and take revenge upon the harmanz for untold centuries of their smugly savoring his defenseless ancestors. Following the demise of Channah Dal Samosa, the leadership and sole membership of the Indian/Pakistani Delicacies passed to his dear friend Malai Kofta, but he too fell eventually, and now they roam Borehamwood separately, with Malai Kofta usually remaining centered near his headquarters in Elstree, occasionally venturing forth in search of sustenance, and Channah Dal Samosa roaming far and wide to wherever sightings of harmanz may take him.

Current Objectives and Methods

January 7, 2009 With Borehamwood in ruins and the remaining survivors desperately running and hiding as best they can, the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers have settled in to a pattern of randomly wandering through the suburbs, searching everywhere, making sure to search clubs, cinemas and banks since they're favored survivor refuges due to the defensive bonus they convey, but also being sure to search buildings and towers since survivors might favor them due to the ability to use binoculars to scout nearby areas easily. Really, they're searching everywhere, through everything, playing Infection Tag with anyone they find and documenting the carnage as best they can. Headshotters are still the most prized targets, and are enthusiastically bitten, while all survivor sightings are documented on the survivor sighting page for their respective suburb to assist other zombies in finding and snacking upon them. --Necrofeelinya 21:01, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

December 24, 2008 The Indian/Pakistani Leftovers have begun wandering around North and Northwest Borehamwood, searching ruined buildings for lurking survivors and upon occasion, finding them. --Necrofeelinya 05:21, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

December 17, 2008 The Indian/Pakistani Leftovers are currently headed toward Radlett, but in truth the Borehamwood Party Crew appear to be crushing that 'burb so quickly and thoroughly that it is questionable whether there will be any brainz left when the I/P L arrives. The I/P L seems to be morphing into a headshotter hunting group, though naturally other snacks are always greeted with enthusiasm as well. The I/P L generally functions by moving quickly through a suburb, focusing on resource buildings and attacking other buildings only as opportunity presents itself. This will naturally change when the resource buildings are all ruined. --Necrofeelinya 23:16, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

Survivor Tracking Reports

Since it can prove quite difficult to track down a decent meal of fresh brains in survivor-depleted Borehamwood, the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers have set up a page on which to report survivor sightings. The hope is that zombies can, through cooperation and diligence, track down every last survivor in Borehamwood. The I/P L have broken the list up into suburbs for the sake of convenience. This should allow hungry zombies to check the most recent reports for their particular area without being bothered by reports of survivors well out of their reach. While there is a risk of being deceived by false reports, there is also great potential reward to this sort of organization, so all zombies are encouraged to contribute to this effort to rid all of Borehamwood of life. Please remember to date and sign all reports. The list is located here. Old sightings have been moved to the sightings archive to keep the newer info easier to reference. The sightings archive is located here.

List of Headshotters Encountered

Headshotters being considered a particular menace to the horde, the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers have begun a list as of December 11, 2008 to keep track of known offenders. Those who recruit them to the horde are encouraged to note the recruitment with proof on the discussion page. The date and manner of their recruitment will then be noted on the list, with credit given to the recruiter. Please keep the list alphabetical with numeric names at the start. Happy hunting! The list thus far is as follows:

• 482 zornbies Died between Dec. 12-13 in or near Preller Grove Police Station [540, 27], details unknown, kill unclaimed.

• Alan I Details unavailable, probably died between Dec. 15-16. Kill unclaimed.

Update The Borehamwood Party Crew are claiming in their announcements that Alan I met his fate on Dec. 16th in Hancox Terrace Police Station [508, 7] in the suburb of Radlett. Good work, BPC!!!

• Amir Saladin

• AxelVander Last seen outside Dampier Bank [558-22] on March 7, 2009.

• Cillian Merrow

• Circus Midget

• clients revenge This one needs to die. No other reason than for showing up first in front of Channah Dal Samosa after Malai Kofta died. The killer of this one gets extra kudos.

• Druitt

• Dusty Buckles Brought down by Channah Dal Samosa of the Indian/Pakistani Leftovers in Dowsett Row Police Station [524, 28] on Dec. 17, 2008 around 4:30 pm EST.

• einexile the meek

• Five Finger Tony Five Finger Tony probably died sometime between January 2-6, most likely between the 5th and 6th, details unavailable, credit for his demise has not been claimed. It is also unclear whether he still has all five fingers.

• Joe England

• Lord Timmy

• Mike Kensington Brought down by Mental 420 of the group Asylum between Dec. 14-15 in St. Juan's Hospital [531, 27].

• Pathfinder09 Details unavailable, died between February 5-6. Kill unclaimed.

• R Lockhart Details unavailable, probably died between January 8-9. Kill unclaimed.

• Richard John Turner

• St0rmmaker Brought down by Sarah L Palin of the group Satan's Slaves between Dec. 14-15 in St. Juan's Hospital [531, 27].

• Sudamon III Details unavailable, probably died between January 22-23. Kill unclaimed.

• Tronton Foosh

• Victor XIII

News

News from March through May 2009 can be found in the archives, here. For news archives from November 2008 through January 2009, go here. Or February 2009 here.

June 16, 2009 *Yawn* The harmanz have been playing with their erector sets in Elstree for some time now; apparently that's what they take for entertainment along with muttering awkwardly lascivious solicitations to one another in dark rooms and drinking fake beers online. Don't worry kids, someday you'll reach drinking age in real life. 'Til then, it's nice to see you cultivating binge-drinking habits that'll see you along into adulthood. It's just a shame the game doesn't allow for driving as well, the false expectations you're cultivating about alcohol paired with a tendency to get behind the wheel could lead to some spectacularly entertaining results someday. For most, or more likely all of you, that's your best shot at anyone remembering you when you're gone. You could even become part of a driver's education video! Remember, the good die young. The lame just keep hiding from risk, pretending to celebrate their longevity in ways their betters would laugh at while life just keeps passing them by. So while you're withering on the vine, trying daily and desperately to think up new excuses for not dying, enjoy your fake beer and fake intimacies, you fiesty li'l tykes. Sadly (for you anyway), they're all you've got... besides death. As for the zombies, all this 'cade bashing gives them an opportunity to gain XP apart from the wretched practice of XP farming one another, and there's always the chance one of the bloated harman skinsacks will be on the other side of the door to be feasted upon as an added bonus.--Necrofeelinya 06:41, 16 June 2009 (BST)

June 11, 2009 Like acne on a teenager, the harmanz have appeared again, this time in Elstree, where they've gone about their dull rut of lifting buildings out of ruins and hiding behind 'cades. Burrows Alley Garage [513,81], St Birinus's Hospital [512,82], Stephen General Hospital [511,83], Cape Library [513,83], Herne Walk Police Station [512,83], Brazey Bank [511,84], Gaiger Cinema [514,83], and Club Pattle [514,85] are all up and 'caded, a factory [513,84] is up, 'caded and lit.--Necrofeelinya 19:41, 11 June 2009 (BST)

June 5, 2009 The harmanz have moved into Northwest Borehamwood. The Ross Building [530,24], Rexworthy Bank [530,25], the Grose Building [529,25], Beacham Way School [529,26], Fabian General Hospital [530,27], St Juan's Hospital [531,27], the Hartree Hotel [531,28], a warehouse [532,28], a junkyard [530,28] and 2 petrol stations [532,22], [531,23] in Northwest Borehamwood have been 'caded, and a factory [529,29] is both lit and 'caded.--Necrofeelinya 01:00, 6 June 2009 (BST)

June 4, 2009 It seems that the harmanz are preparing an escape route through North Borehamwood. A junkyard in North Borehamwood has been 'caded to EHB [553,22], another junkyard is lightly 'caded [551,21]. It would be nice if a few zombies dropped by for a housewarming party.--Necrofeelinya 07:43, 4 June 2009 (BST)

Update: Suspected traitor zombie brendankennelly recently showed up inside one of the junkyards. Scouting for the harmanz?--Necrofeelinya 19:40, 4 June 2009 (BST)

June 3, 2009 Druitt dropped by outside Club Gammon [569,25] to headshot Channah Dal Samosa and say hello. Good to see him again! It's been a long time. Maybe next time he can stay longer, and we can reminisce about old times while we run our blood-drenched fingers through his torn intestines and scoop out his tasty... er... um... well, you know the routine. So congrats to him on not being lunch for so long, but we're still after him, just like all the rest. He's like a snack that's gotten stuck in the vending machine. We'll just keep banging on the window, shaking and rattling things until he falls to where we can get him.--Necrofeelinya 16:19, 3 June 2009 (BST)

June 2, 2009 Waller Yard Fire Station [569,26], Club Gammon [569,25] Slatter Bank [570,25], Rivers Court Police Station [571,24], and a petrol station [569,24] are all up and 'caded in Northeast Borehamwood. A junkyard [578,35] in East Borehamwood is also 'caded. Lexus Phoenix has been added to the list of Traitor zombies. Also, congratulations to Pandoras emptiness for slaughtering RJ Fighter! Great work!--Necrofeelinya 01:48, 3 June 2009 (BST)