User:Shirley Q Liquor/sandbox

Hiya Honey, how you Durrin? Name: Shirley Q Liquor Group: With Blackjack and Hookers Joined: 2009-01-17 05:15:41 Character class: Civilian Favorite weapon: Menthol Cigarettes Status: Active Character profile: 1450738 Nabs: ♠ ♠ something: something something: something All that you need to know about Shirley What people be sayin' 'bout Shirley * Paddy Dignam/Admin at Brainstock: "Shirley Q is offensive to a critical mass of users on this board." Jul 22 2009 * Anime Sucks: "Shirley was no more offensive than Mrs. Butterworth, and thats on american TV.. during the day... with children watching!" Jul 22 2009 * Calogero Vizzini: "I ain't that baby-daddy!!!!" November 21, 2009 * TheReckoning1 (zerg alt of Naughty Treebob/Zombie Treebob): "Oh Shirley! I am so glad I caught up to you! I am going to have a fun time playing kill the dirty zerg hunter * Maskirovka: "Hiya, Shirl! Sure glad to see you--been a while since I've found a good racist to splatter in righteous fury. Rot in hell, you stereotyping piece of shite! * Brave Apollo: "Fuckin' racist douchebag! I hope you die!" November 21, 2009 Some general information 'bout Shirley Shirley was born and raised in Alligator, Mississippi. This is where she met Chester, her Junior High Scrool sweet heart. Chester was tall, dark and strong as an ox. The two of them were in love and soon she dropped out of 10th grade to move in with Chester. One month later they had their first child. But love did not last long for the pair of them, Chester left her for the new bag girl at the local Piggly Wiggly to raise their three chirrens alone. Thankfully she had the friendship of Watutsi Jenkins and the love of the Lawd through her church, Mount Holy Olive Second Baptist Zion Church of God in Christ of Resurrected Latter-Day Saints AME Hallelujah Jesus, to fall back on. Now, some 20 years later, she's the mother of 19 chirrens. Their names are; Cheeto Limbo, Cracker Jack Orangejello, K-Martina Salmonella, Velveeta Genitalia, Catfish Leroy, Coco Puffs Pluto, Penelope Jack Daniels, Buford, Lemonjello, Aloe Vera Maybelline, Gingivitis Brillcreme, DeMoctorious Delorian, Nova Scotia Bubblicious, Taikwondo, Lincoln Tinactin, Temptation Fallopia, ElDorado Desamiquianica, Chromosoma Obstetria and Shi'thead.