WRFC 26.07

What is Radio Free Craske

The Mad Craskers maintain an evening radio show on 26.07 MHz known as Radio Free Craske and broadcast helpful survivor information, building statuses, news, commentary, and some "light listening". Please set personal radios and transmitters inside SE Heytown to this frequency.

DJs

• Leonor -- FCC regulations be damned, Leonor likes to sip on an ultra-dry martini while her perky-yet-oh-so-sexy voice soothes the scared survivors of Heytown as they build the barricades and search for syringes.
• Doc'Oc-- A fill-in for Leonor, Doc'Oc made his name by broadcasting some of the funkiest sounds ever to grace Heytown. Since then he's touched on nearly every topic known to man, UD-related or otherwise. He's longwinded, friendly, and likes to touch you with healing!
• Justinbronze Doesn't really do music, but he does hold a radio show in which survivors with transmitters may tune in and ask questions and tell stories and experiences. Songs are there sometimes.

Song Requests

Just ask one of the Mad Craskers, we'll relay the request. Or failing that, hop to our forum.

Radio Show Transcripts

Nov 21^st, 2007

Greetings, Craske triangle! This is your DJ, Doc'Oc.
I hear that la vita è bella around here lately.
Which is to say, life is beautiful. That's a great movie, by
the way. Watch it!
If you're looking for something to do, try to track down
Auguste Rodin and punch him in the eye.
Ask him if he's ticklish, then run somewhere else.
I saw a zombie riding by on a Vespa, on my way here.
I punched him in the eye and then beat him to death with his
Flying Contraption of Faggotry. Er, I mean... his Vespa.
He was wearing a pink tutu and someone tattooed his name,
RumRumTanneo, across his crusty nipples.
I stashed the body in the alley, where unexpectedly I ran
into none other than Tsalagi, his bong, and 23 ounces of
chronic. I waved at him, but had to politely decline the
offer to join in. I am, after all, a doctor.
At least he wasn't puffin cigarettes. Them's BAD NEWS.
Anyway, this Sunday, after the Thanksgiving lameness is done
with, I'm going to head over to visit the Dribbling Beavers
and throw back a pint... or thirty.
All Mad Craskers are welcome to come along, of course.
Now I've been studying the city maps, and I figured out two
things. First of all, I couldn't find a good place to chill
with them; for some reason their HQ isn't located near any
good places to get booze. So we're gonna have to haul every
last can, keg, and colada we can lift over to them from the
good ol' Godson Arms. Second, this explains why they're not
as cool as we are. They're awesome, but they're not quite as
/*cool*, dig it? Perhaps a truckload of our infamous, highly
potent Craske bombs will infuse them with what they need.
I'll probably spend the next few days holed up in the Godson
Arms basement, digging beneath all the zombie bodies and
empty bottles to get at some of that Good Stuff that our
dearly departed forebearers have left us.
I'm not going to play any tunes on the youtube phonograph
tonight, I'm just going to give you a homework assignment.
If you've never listened to Miles Davis before, you need to
do so before you die. Trust me - there's a 50/50 chance you
will wind up in the wrong afterlife, and he'll be in the
other one, and you'll regret it.
If you've already heard Miles Davis, then track down a crazy
band named Godspeed You! Black Emperor. You'll be glad you
did. And yes, I spelled it correctly, exclamation point and
all.
If this is your first time tuning in to 26.07 WRFC,
-Radio Free Craske-, you can check out a small selection of
our old broadcasts at the following URL:
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/WRFC_26.07
This is Doc Infectious Mononucleosis Oc, signing off.
Er... Doc "Infectious Mononucleosis" Oc. Damn quotes.
--Doc'Oc 12:21, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Sep 2^nd, 2007

Doc'Oc here: I'm back, for a short while.
This is Radio Free Craske 26.07 MHz Heytown/Spracklingbank.
You'll note that most of the north, west, and central parts
of the city are overrun with zeds. Here in the Craske
Triangle, however, Goldney Place PD, Usher NT, and Cornelius
GH are all EHB and powered. That's right, we kicked all 40
zeds out of Goldney, the 4 zeds out of Corney, and still we
stand unfazed against no less than three cheating zergers,
who apparently are incapable of surviving this game by
playing normal, single characters like the rest of us. Those
zergers are the numbered dolphins, rumrumtannio (who was
generously gifted with a pink tutu by P Jack) and his alts
whose names are mad111, mad 113, etc, and someone who likes
foreign sounding names such as Gianfranco Fini. It's a shame
that we have to deal with them, and it's a shame they're too
antisocial to join a group while nevertheless being too
impatient or greedy to play solo, lone ranger types.
In all likelihood, the LUE will hit this place eventually as
other places fall, unable to defend themselves. The LUE uses
a rather cheap (but not quite -cheating-) tactic wherein
they all attack a single building at a predetermined time,
rendering barricades essentially useless as the flood of
attacks makes it impossible to keep the cades up unless the
survivors inside somehow randomly are all logged in at that
time, helping.And yet, all is not hopeless. We Craskers have
survived many a brutal assault, and we fully intend to do so
once again. As they flee other suburbs, our numbers swell
with the ranks of more survivors, increasing the odds that
we will have the manpower necessary to staff the cades. Our
revive, heal, and killing experts here are peerless. We have
strong allies here in Heytown who consistently provide the
help that we need, with near-perfect timing. And our secret
weapon, beer, continues to pour forth from the Godson Arms:
BEER.
Few zombies are aware how sluglike they are. In fact, that's
why zergers tend to be zeds - slugs reproduce asexually, and
need not partake of the luscious dangly bits prevalent in
sexually dimorphic humanoids to reproduce. It's just a quick
solitary act, and suddenly dolphin becomes dolphin1 and 2!
AP out. You know the drill. Keep cades up. Don't run like a
ninny. Stand, meatshield, and fight. -Doc'Oc, Mad Craskers-
--Doc'Oc 10:17, 4 September 2007 (BST)

Aug 20^th, 2007

"DJ Doc'Oc, temporarily hijacking a transmitter for WRFC"
"radio free Craske! Club Swabey is now an indoor revive point"
"leave it ransacked, k? Inder Library, Bowles Museum, and the"
"Vellacott building will be maintained as safehouses for kids"
"without free running, and as entry points. Please address"
"comments, complaints, or suggestions to any Mad Craskers in"
"your favorite building. FireElb is the kid to bother if for"
"some reason you're out of beer and Craske Bombs, & need more"
"And now for a few tunes. Led zeppelin, for today."
"Kashmir - http://youtube.com/watch?v=tTaOvzZKRxA"
"All My Love - http://youtube.com/watch?v=qgDCRSd9QMA"
"a special surprise - http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU"
"Ok, giving the mall back their radio. Gnight, Craskers."

Aug 14^th, 2007

"Crasker Radio w/guest host, KelsonHaldane. The Corney Hosp"
"siege enters is third month. Dolphin zergers were joined"
"by Undeadites. After curing their rash and LUE ransacking,"
"we inherited the Zombie Killer Tomatoes. Expect medical"
"delays. Plz throw a gurney or two at the cades. Locals have"
"TRULY helped thwart Zed designs. Now, musical request"
"from Arakan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipwktyi4dCY"
"Club Swabey, nearest EP to our Mester Revive Point has been"
"REGULARLY under siege by PK'ers and zombies. Finally:"
"DO NOT COMBAT REVIVE. Even w/out skillz zeds can sit and"
"post room status to their zed friends. Thanks to Dribbling"
"Beavers for letting me steal the transmitter for remote."
"For Crasker Radio and DocOc, this is KelsonHaldane---OUT."

Aug 10^th, 2007

"Greetings, Craske triangle! This is your tasty DJ, Doc'Oc."
"As always, our little triangle is the focus of much activity"
"We've zombies outside, and inside we've beavers, cattle, and"
"vecks. What IS a veck, anyway? Are grazhny ones taller?"
"Oh, and we're inside too, of course. Except for when we're"
"lying outside of CGH in a pool of our own blood, or reviving"
"people at Mester Square. You know, it's been three months"
"since I've actually killed anything. Normally I keep a sack"
"of hogtied squirrels around for just such a predicament, but"
"I can only carry around so many squirrels. They don't stand"
"up to much punishment. At least I have my memories."
"At any rate, if you're running round the triangle all alone,"
"consider joining the Mad Craskers. We're awesome! We have a"
"wiki entry, we guard a and we revive people at Mester Square"
"meant to say: we guard a choice area of real estate, and"
"If our bacchanalian, hedonistic style of living isn't your"
"style, maybe you'll like our allies. Check us all out at:"
"http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Mad_Craskers To see the"
"others, type /Dribbling_beavers /Tiny_Calves /Five_Critics"
"or other group names in place of /Mad_Craskers. We also have"
"a list of good folks at the bottom of our own wiki entry."
"You should check it out even if you're not joining, cuz it's"
"super, swank, and possibly even whiz."
"Take Note! If you have a roommate or flatmate, you are most"
"likely sharing the same IP address. So unless you're going"
"to use circuituous ways around that problem, it's best to"
"not share the same building with your buddy's character here"
"in Urban Dead, or you'll soon face the anti-zerg measures &"
"fail at everything you try. Look it up on the wiki if you"
"don't believe me. Long story short: MC Lubu, get out of my"
"hospital! I got there first and I'm officially calling dibs."
"The current song stuck in my head is something you'd all"
"find terribly annoying, so I'll leave you instead with the"
"music of my roommate's coughs, hacks, and various squicky"
"noises that get interspersed therein. \_Doc'Oc, away!_/"

July 24^th, 2007

"Greetigs, Craske Triagle, tis is Doc'Oc fro a keboard tat's"
"issig a few letters fro te keboard. Great! It's fatastic, I"
"real qick wated to call attetio to te zobies otside - tose"
"zobies do ot desire revivificatio. tose zobies prefer to"
"attack barricades. let zobies attack barricades, ad we wo't"
"ave all tese revived folks beatig arr poor little geerators"
"to bits! stick to revivig allies"
"& people fro cotacts list. :) is it be, or is bissig dese"
"kees frob da keeboard gibbig be a cold? watc oot! da doc is"
"idfected wid a deadlee cold!"
"It's lookig like da siege is abatig, so arr frieds frob"
"odder places cad go to deir abodes if desired. we craskers"
"will do wat we alwais do - load booze frob da Godsod Arbs &"
"take it to da Craske Boozeeab & frow a big partee! Per'aps"
"I'll 'ave a workig keeboard, I cad odlee 'ope. If odder"
"places id A-towd or Sprackligbake are id deed of assistadce,"
“we 'ave a great deal of able-bodied defeders 'ere tat are”
"likelee to sood be bored bai da idcreasiglee ideffectooal”
"ZObie T-reat. EVE\ awesobe doods like NovaKnight21 cad't"
"be expected to wait forever for da zeds to break id 'ere."
"also awesobe, Auguste Rodin 'as got a wiki & 'as got albost"
"all of Leodor's & Doc Oc's broadcasts tere for viewig"
"pleasre. Certaidlee beats listedig to dis attebt widda"
"KeeboardOCrap. http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/WRFC_26.07"
"& dow I fidallee qwiet dowd & save AP for cades. Sleep well!"

July 23^th, 2007

"Greetings, Craske Triangle. This is your guest DJ, Doc Oc."
"If you live inside a muffin tin, you might not be aware that"
"Cornelius is under siege. The Undeadites proudly crow that"
"they've ransacked it twice in the past, but there are 52 of"
"us here, the cades and the genny are almost always perfect,"
"and I don't know about the rest of you but I'm not leaving."
"Their efforts are assisted by our pet gerbil, RumRum and the"
"annoying zerger known as Dolphin1, 2, and 3. Nevertheless,"
"we're here, some of us're queer, and we've got lots of beer."
"If you want to assist, feel free to schlep on down here or"
"keep the revive queue down at Mester Square. The UD profiles"
"of RumRum and the SeaWorld Squad are at tinyurl.com/2q8gv7"
"Dispatch with extreme prejudice, even if RumRumTaneo and the"
"Sea World Squad would normally be a great band name. Keep up"
"the good fight, and be advised that Dowdney is in business &"
"Giddings is looking tentatively okay as well. All I have for"
"music today is the streaming site EarTravel.com - check it!"
"Doc Oc - whose internet is not doing well - signing off."

July 9^th, 2007

Greetings, Craske triangle! This is your guest DJ, Doc'Oc.
This one's for the night ravers. Lazy, by Freezepop! [1]
Jordan, by Buckethead! [2]
Satriani - Surfing With the Alien! [3]
Also, if you see Iranaeus alive anywhere near the triangle:
kill him. He's a serial genny-stabber. I had something of
import to discuss, but I can't recall it. So goodnight,
keep the cades up, and enjoy this amazing dance set to
Cabaret Hoover, from the Triplets of Belleville soundtrack. [4]

July 9^th, 2007

“Hello Heytown. How is everyone olding on? Tough time with"
“the zombie infestation? Yeah, right. You know it could be"
“worst... Imagine a human infestation. Fortunatelly most of"
“the walking talking lamers are confined to they're silly"
“bunkers, and we have free running and the zombies"
“to thank for that. So everybody raise your glasses high"
“and give 3cheers for the plague controling-zombos outside!"
“Hip, hip... HURRAY!........................................."
“Now that we're thru with ths nonsense, let's hear some nice"
“music, here on Radio CraskeR. We start with:"
“Mammonas Assassinas (killer boobs)..."
“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz_J8UAfpC8"
“It's a good bando to listen to, since they all died in a"
“plane crash before the zombie apocalipse - cute, eh?"
“I think so too. Mamonas Assassinas..."
“And here's another Mamonas hit:"
“Robocop Gay - do I need a translation on this one?"
“It's my personal dedication on all the lonely boys out there"
“...all agressive-clad in black, hard core machos! For you!"
“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H45_xz9-Bg8&mode=related&sear"
“= have fun, boys! ;D"
“This girl has had her fun, and there's life waiting for her"
“Well, some kind of life anyway - Leonor out”

July 8^th, 2007

Greetings, Craske triangle! This is your guest DJ, Doc'Oc.
Because of DST, I think I'm an hour late. Regardless, here's
the latest news. Revives continue to be dispensed at Mester
Square. You'll be served much sooner there than at the near
cemetery. Please do NOT kill folks as they wait for revives.
There are plenty of dolphins and rumrums and other zeds in
the Triangle just WAITING to be fed delicious lead. Also,
graffiti at the Mall says that I'm a pimp. News to me! At
least it's good news. Night Ravers continue to distribute
pills and alcohol at the Craske Museum. If you're tuning in
from a handheld, we may move to 27.54. Leonor will be back
soon; many buildings still need radios for this to be good
central intel for the whole triangle. And now, some music!

• plays Assouf by Tinariwen* [5]
  
• plays Do You Love Me - Nick Cave* [6]
  

~Heart-Shaped Glasses - M. Manson~ [7]
plays Henry Lee - N Cave/PJ Harvey [8]

July 7^th, 2007

“Malynyak, and all others looking for a group:"
“the Mad Craskers rock more than sliced bread, or even toast!"
“http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybhpnr"
“We also serve the best drinks in town! Head to the Craske"
“Museum for some delicious Craske Bombs and special pills!"

July 6^th, 2007

“Ah, yes. Your DJ is back on the air. Missed me?"
“No lies... So have you been seeing the flares for the last"
“hours? Yup, it's a requested variety show made specially by"
“the Mad Craskers and for the triangle"
“Nope, it wasn't distress signals, who would do it, anyway?"
“So, hoping you enjoyed the fireworks, I leave you with a"
“few questions:"
“Now that we know about the afterlife, what influence has"
“that no life itself?"
“Is there something more to being an undead besides the"
“obvious speech impedment? Yes, the drooling and"
“clawing is also an issue. So, what is really all the fuss on"
“dying, heaven and such nonsenses? You jump"
“from a building, wake up wanting some brains, you get shot"
“in the head, wake up a few hours later with a major migraine"
“Is there a point really to this life? Can't we all just get"
“along? I for once think no... I don't get along with"
“puritans, non-drinkers and people who say:"
“RAHRNMMZ mHRmma RZmHAMNRZ MNARBGHA gHRMNGB ZRARRZhHARZ"
“... and get away with it."
“This girl prefers to shoot first and ask what the hell"
“was that bNMMNMNRZhARHG after."
“does this has anything to do with our question? No."
“Do I care? No."
“Do you like manowar? Me neither, so here's the whole twenty"
“something minutes of music about the battle of troy..."
“Hope it get's your spirits up, I know mine are down"
“Leonor out and with an headache (I know you could tell)...." *static* "..."

July 1^st, 2007

“Hello Craskers! This is our first Broadcast"
“Directly to the Craske Museum,"
“from your dedicaded radio station in the Warehouse"
“between museums."
“All are invited to help on this project, colect radios..."
“se frequencies to 26.06, pass on the word"
“etc... Bring on the drinks!!"
“Ideas for the radio program? Just come to the Warehouse"
“Leave a message by my desk, and I'll see it"
“... when I wake up. Leonor out! Craskers Rule!!!"
“I'll leave you with some nice death metal..."
“Enjoy your stay in the Triangle and don't get bitten"
“Or we will shoot you."

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