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While hiking through Pescodside as part of The Streltsy's "Hike to Cure Cancer" drive, community leader and do-gooder, Moctezuma happened to make a wrong turn and wound up in the Burchell Arms. While there, he came to the shocking conclusion that the Burchell Arms, run by [[The Burchell Arms Regulars|BAR]], was far from a legitimate alcohol-distributing establishment. He realized that it was, in fact, something far from legitimate, as he explained in an [http://z6.invisionfree.com/UD_The_Streltsy/index.php?showtopic=100 open letter to the BAR leader.] Shortly before he wrote this letter, he fell into a righteous fury and [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/03-07-10_0200hrs_PRIVATE/IN_89-17__cf2-492-bf5.html killed] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1443661 Kurt Jackson]. After Moctezuma declared war on the BAR thugs, The Streltsy began their campaign against the group. | While hiking through Pescodside as part of The Streltsy's "Hike to Cure Cancer" drive, community leader and do-gooder, Moctezuma happened to make a wrong turn and wound up in the Burchell Arms. While there, he came to the shocking conclusion that the Burchell Arms, run by [[The Burchell Arms Regulars|BAR]], was far from a legitimate alcohol-distributing establishment. He realized that it was, in fact, something far from legitimate, as he explained in an [http://z6.invisionfree.com/UD_The_Streltsy/index.php?showtopic=100 open letter to the BAR leader.] Shortly before he wrote this letter, he fell into a righteous fury and [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/03-07-10_0200hrs_PRIVATE/IN_89-17__cf2-492-bf5.html killed] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1443661 Kurt Jackson]. After Moctezuma declared war on the BAR thugs, The Streltsy began their campaign against the group. Thus, on March 7, 2010, the war began. | ||
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[http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/03-07-10_0200hrs_PRIVATE/IN_89-17__cf2-492-bf5.html Kurt Jackson dies] | [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/03-07-10_0200hrs_PRIVATE/IN_89-17__cf2-492-bf5.html Kurt Jackson dies] | ||
Note: we killed Leo a third time and tyx94 a second time but we forgot to screen the kills. | |||
Thus, we have killed the BAR 13 times | |||
[[Image:ScaredSandwich.jpg|right|frame|A scared sandwich.]] | [[Image:ScaredSandwich.jpg|right|frame|A scared sandwich.]] | ||
Revision as of 16:12, 17 March 2010
The War Begins
While hiking through Pescodside as part of The Streltsy's "Hike to Cure Cancer" drive, community leader and do-gooder, Moctezuma happened to make a wrong turn and wound up in the Burchell Arms. While there, he came to the shocking conclusion that the Burchell Arms, run by BAR, was far from a legitimate alcohol-distributing establishment. He realized that it was, in fact, something far from legitimate, as he explained in an open letter to the BAR leader. Shortly before he wrote this letter, he fell into a righteous fury and killed Kurt Jackson. After Moctezuma declared war on the BAR thugs, The Streltsy began their campaign against the group. Thus, on March 7, 2010, the war began.
The Course of the War
When the war began, it became apparent that the two belligerent groups had two different approaches to fighting the war. BAR, on one hand, launched a devastating barrage of lame insults at The Streltsy.
The Streltsy, on the other hand, chose to fight the war by killing BAR. This is easily illustrated by showing the successful kills performed by each side:
The Streltsy
Note: we killed Leo a third time and tyx94 a second time but we forgot to screen the kills.
Thus, we have killed the BAR 13 times
